Official Match Thread The BYE

[AnUltimateRessie]

Oh my god...

BEST!! ONE!!! YET!!!!

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

#HateTheBye

#TheOldBoysCausedThis

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

My SIBLING asked for something HARD to write on WHILE she was in her VIRTUAL university CLASS.

I went to the backyard....

Bent down....

AND PICKED UP SAND!!!

She was PISSED!!! I was confused....

SAND IS PRETTY HARD TO WRITE ON...​

 

[Brenton Davy]

Well, at least it STARTED promisingly enough…

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I recently announced to my mother that I was dating a man....

After congratulating me for finally leaving the house my mother asked WHO??

"The Milkman!" I said.

She seemed concerned..... "Oh dear, He could be your father!!!"

But I was again CONFUSED.... "Age is just a number, mother!!!"

"I don't think you understand" my mother replied back.

What? I am very confused.​

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Well, at least it STARTED promisingly enough…

Brenton, This is the most support you have given me.... I'm starting to tear up

 

[damicky]

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I recently announced to my mother that I was dating a man....

After congratulating me for finally leaving the house my mother asked WHO??

"The Milkman!" I said.

She seemed concerned..... "Oh dear, He could be your father!!!"

But I was again CONFUSED.... "Age is just a number, mother!!!"

"I don't think you understand" my mother replied back.

What? I am very confused.​

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

That's it folks!!! Thanks for your POSITIVE feedback!! haha!!

Get your REACTS in on your FAVOURITE act!! THANK YOU!!!

I LEAVE YOU WITH THIS....



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[damicky]

Only a couple of those jokes needed explanation

/5

 

[DenieD]

I'm assuming this is the last time AnUltimateRessie does stand up comedy?

 

[damicky]

I'm assuming this is the last time AnUltimateRessie does stand up comedy?

Why is that?

 

[DenieD]

Why is that?

Because no one could possibly top that.

Any follow up show would pale in comparison.

 

[damicky]

Because no one could possibly top that.

Any follow up show would pale in comparison.

AUR never fails to amaze us

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

I'm assuming this is the last time AnUltimateRessie does stand up comedy?

Because no one could possibly top that.

Any follow up show would pale in comparison.

It only gets BIGGER!!! and BETTER!!!! from here.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

AUR never fails to amaze us

Yeah, I have the same reaction to myself.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Only a couple of those jokes needed explanation

/5

Thanks for your support, although I thought the jokes were pretty easy to understand but I guess you support Richmond!!!

 

[damicky]

Thanks for your support, although I thought the jokes were pretty easy to understand but I guess you support Richmond!!!

Careful

 

[Falconista]

AnUltimateRessie- solid stuff.
Good to see someone else join philreich and I in the 'Dad joke' arena. The sand joke was your best- I will be using it on Monday at work.

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

Careful

 

[AnUltimateRessie]

AnUltimateRessie- solid stuff.
Good to see someone else join philreich and I in the 'Dad joke' arena. The sand joke was your best- I will be using it on Monday at work.

Anything for good laughs, good beers, and good friends in the name of comedy!

 

[HARPSichord]

The man, the myth, the LEGEND has returned with his best comedy show to date. I'm already excited for next week and the future slot at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

9.5/10!

 

[Cubs2Lions]

Thanks for your support, although I thought the jokes were pretty easy to understand but I guess you support Richmond!!!

 

[ClarkeM]

Thank **** that week is over.

 

[DenieD]

Thank * that week is over.

Still got a few hours left

 

[damicky]

Thank * that week is over.

Moz - any update on the 14th Sweet FA franchise?