The Cale Hooker Memorial Team of Hated Enemies

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SimpkinByTheDockOfTheBay

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As it appears Cale Hooker will end his career with one drug cheating suspension on finals wins.

For reasons we don't need to go into here Hoooker is a Known North Enemy.

I'm looking to build a team of players North hates.

Who else have we hated over the journey, and why?

Zorko from current players leaps to mind.

B Lewis Lake Card

HB Gibson Goddard

C Buckley

HF Zorko Hooker Corneses

F Stringer Tredrea Hall

Rucks Cox Bontempelli Judd

Inter Smith Shuey

Coach Sheedy

Umpires Margetts Schmidt
 
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Kangaroos4eva

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I’ll include a few non-players too.

Tom Figjam Rockliff

Luke ‘the duck’ Shuey

Dean ‘I attended Dean Cox’s wedding’ Margetts

Everyone from *.

Caroline ‘sufferin succotash’ Wilson

Damien ‘I dropped my pencil’ Barrett

Marcus ‘it was pretty malicious’ Flogenempelli

Jesse ‘do you want to see my van’ Stringer

Devon ‘even my teammates hate me’ Smith

Joel ‘but my mom thinks I’m cool’ Selwood

Dean ‘the octopus’ Cox

Kane ‘the failed fireman’ Cornes
 
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SimpkinByTheDockOfTheBay

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I’ll include a few non-players too.

Tom Figjam Rockliff

Luke ‘the duck’ Shuey

Dean ‘I attended Dean Cox’s wedding’ Margetts

Everyone from *.

Caroline ‘sufferin succotash’ Wilson

Damien ‘I dropped my pencil’ Barrett

Marcus ‘it was pretty malicious’ Flogenempelli

Jesse ‘do you want to see my van’ Stringer

Devon ‘even my teammates hate me’ Smith

Joel ‘but my mom thinks I’m cool’ Selwood

Dean ‘the octopus’ Cox

Kane ‘the failed fireman’ Cornes
Great shouts
 

Only Forwards

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Jordan Lewis.

The best piece of play he was ever involved in was when Harbrow laid him out.
 

marklovesbeer

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Buckley.

Although it's possibly equal parts hatred and pity.

Edit: Darren f***ing Jarman
Daz & I were the first two into the bar at half time of the South Adelaide Vs North Adelaide game back in Round 2.

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*BTW don’t make a habit of taking photos of people from afar. I just have a best mate who used to idolise him as a kid, so took a quick snap. Daz looking cute tho...
 

see see

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Daz & I were the first two into the bar at half time of the South Adelaide Vs North Adelaide game back in Round 2.

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*BTW don’t make a habit of taking photos of people from afar. I just have a best mate who used to idolise him as a kid, so took a quick snap. Daz looking cute tho...
Jars and the barrel - separated at birth?
 

Kanga Glory

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Hayden Ballantine and Stephen Milne
 

Passmore

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Thread title should be "The Cale Hooker Memorial Team of campaigners:

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HELLSBELLS

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Everyone who has ever played for *, Every last one of them. Scumbags.
 

Passmore

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Josh Gibson

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kangatime

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Daz & I were the first two into the bar at half time of the South Adelaide Vs North Adelaide game back in Round 2.

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*BTW don’t make a habit of taking photos of people from afar. I just have a best mate who used to idolise him as a kid, so took a quick snap. Daz looking cute tho...
Beers cheaper at the RSL and they have pales!
 

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