The Cale Hooker Memorial Team of Hated Enemies

[The Warlord]

As it appears Cale Hooker

26

Cale Hooker

Age

35

Ht

198cm

Wt

103kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

8.2

3star

HB

8.0

5star

M

6.3

5star

T

1.8

4star

MG

213.6

3star

D

11.8

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

6.0

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

0.8

1star

MG

107.0

2star

D

14.6

4star

K

3.2

2star

HB

11.4

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

will end his career with one drug cheating suspension on finals wins.

For reasons we don't need to go into here Hoooker is a Known North Enemy.

I'm looking to build a team of players North hates.

Who else have we hated over the journey, and why?

Zorko from current players leaps to mind.

B Lewis Lake Card

HB Gibson Goddard

C Buckley

HF Zorko Hooker Corneses

F Stringer Tredrea Hall

Rucks Cox Bontempelli Judd

Inter Smith Shuey

Coach Sheedy

Umpires Margetts Schmidt

 

[SnowyontheTram]

Warren Tredrea

Warren Tredrea

Age

45

Ht

194cm

Wt

96kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

14.3

4star

K

10.1

4star

HB

4.2

3star

M

6.9

5star

T

1.4

3star

G

2.2

5star

No current season stats available

D

5.4

2star

K

2.8

1star

HB

2.6

3star

M

1.2

2star

T

0.6

3star

G

1.0

4star

.

Hooker has him covered though.

 

[Kangaroos4eva]

I’ll include a few non-players too.

Tom Figjam Rockliff

Luke ‘the duck’ Shuey

Dean ‘I attended Dean Cox

Dean Cox

Age

42

Ht

203cm

Wt

107kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

15.9

4star

K

8.9

3star

HB

6.9

4star

M

5.3

5star

T

1.5

3star

G

0.6

4star

No current season stats available

D

13.0

4star

K

5.8

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.0

1star

’s wedding’ Margetts

Everyone from *.

Caroline ‘sufferin succotash’ Wilson

Damien ‘I dropped my pencil’ Barrett

Marcus ‘it was pretty malicious’ Flogenempelli

Jesse ‘do you want to see my van’ Stringer

Devon ‘even my teammates hate me’ Smith

Joel ‘but my mom thinks I’m cool’ Selwood

Dean ‘the octopus’ Cox

Kane ‘the failed fireman’ Cornes

 

[The Warlord]

Warren Tredrea.

Hooker has him covered though.

Good call, added.

 

[The Warlord]

I’ll include a few non-players too.

Tom Figjam Rockliff

Luke ‘the duck’ Shuey

Dean ‘I attended Dean Cox’s wedding’ Margetts

Everyone from *.

Caroline ‘sufferin succotash’ Wilson

Damien ‘I dropped my pencil’ Barrett

Marcus ‘it was pretty malicious’ Flogenempelli

Jesse ‘do you want to see my van’ Stringer

Devon ‘even my teammates hate me’ Smith

Joel ‘but my mom thinks I’m cool’ Selwood

Dean ‘the octopus’ Cox

Kane ‘the failed fireman’ Cornes

Great shouts

 

[see see]

Buckley.

Although it's possibly equal parts hatred and pity.

Edit: Darren f***ing Jarman

 

[Only Forwards]

Jordan Lewis

Jordan Lewis

Age

37

Ht

186cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

D/M

Career

Season

Last 5

D

23.5

5star

K

12.1

4star

HB

11.5

5star

M

5.5

5star

T

2.7

4star

MG

310.5

4star

No current season stats available

D

15.0

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

8.2

5star

M

4.8

5star

T

2.8

5star

.

The best piece of play he was ever involved in was when Harbrow laid him out.

 

[marklovesbeer]

Buckley.

Although it's possibly equal parts hatred and pity.

Edit: Darren f***ing Jarman

Daz & I were the first two into the bar at half time of the South Adelaide Vs North Adelaide game back in Round 2.



*BTW don’t make a habit of taking photos of people from afar. I just have a best mate who used to idolise him as a kid, so took a quick snap. Daz looking cute tho...

 

[see see]

Daz & I were the first two into the bar at half time of the South Adelaide Vs North Adelaide game back in Round 2.

View attachment 1184199

*BTW don’t make a habit of taking photos of people from afar. I just have a best mate who used to idolise him as a kid, so took a quick snap. Daz looking cute tho...

Jars and the barrel - separated at birth?

 

[Kanga Glory]

Hayden Ballantine and Stephen Milne

Stephen Milne

Age

44

Ht

176cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.9

3star

K

9.1

4star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.7

4star

G

2.1

5star

No current season stats available

D

12.4

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

1.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

G

1.4

5star

 

[Ashley B]

Now if you told a young person see that bloke over there obscuring that massive barrel, do you know he used to be an AFL superstar . Do you think he would believe you ? Can’t believe he looks like that now.

 

[marklovesbeer]

Jars and the barrel - separated at birth?

Aside from that game, I was actually a big fan of Jars. Amazing player.

 

[Passmore]

Thread title should be "The Cale Hooker

26

Cale Hooker

Age

35

Ht

198cm

Wt

103kg

Pos.

D/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.2

4star

K

8.2

3star

HB

8.0

5star

M

6.3

5star

T

1.8

4star

MG

213.6

3star

D

11.8

3star

K

5.8

2star

HB

6.0

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

0.8

1star

MG

107.0

2star

D

14.6

4star

K

3.2

2star

HB

11.4

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

Memorial Team of campaigners:

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[HELLSBELLS]

Jeff Farmer

Jeff Farmer

Age

46

Ht

175cm

Wt

78kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.6

3star

K

8.0

3star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.9

3star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.9

5star

No current season stats available

D

6.0

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

1.6

2star

M

1.8

2star

T

0.6

3star

G

0.2

3star

Everyone who has ever played for *, Every last one of them. Scumbags.

 

[Passmore]

Josh Gibson

Josh Gibson

Age

40

Ht

189cm

Wt

93kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.4

4star

K

9.0

3star

HB

8.4

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

2.1

4star

MG

196.5

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.8

4star

K

6.2

3star

HB

7.6

5star

M

3.4

4star

T

2.6

4star

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[Mav]

Daz & I were the first two into the bar at half time of the South Adelaide Vs North Adelaide game back in Round 2.

View attachment 1184199

*BTW don’t make a habit of taking photos of people from afar. I just have a best mate who used to idolise him as a kid, so took a quick snap. Daz looking cute tho...

Beers cheaper at the RSL and they have pales!

 

[Passmore]

Going back a number of years: Fraser Murphy.

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[see see]

Going back a number of years: Fraser Murphy.

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You can also add Fraser Brown to the list of Frasers who are campaigners.

 

[Passmore]

You can also add Fraser Brown to the list of Frasers who are campaigners.

Oh yes. Something about Fraser as a first name.

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[see see]

Oh yes. Something about Fraser as a first name.

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Although I must admit that I did love Fraser Brown for a few seconds in September 1999:

 

[Le Grille]

Chad Cornes

If we are adding media team to cover this match, Jabba the Hutch, and Gerard “north have run out of petrol tickets” Healy

by the way what the actual * are petrol tickets, was that some sort of fuel rationing.

 

[see see]

The Crows flog on the left.

Too soon?

 

[Le Grille]

The

The Crows flog on the left.
View attachment 1184250
Too soon?

yes

 

[Le Grille]

Andrew Demetriou

 

[Le Grille]

Chris “chicken wing” Judd