The caption thread

[Sin City]

Dude, where's my car?

 

[Sin City]

Mitchell - "Sorry Kreuze, thought it was the gear stick. Hey, come to think of it, this is how I beat Hodgey for the captains job"

 

[M_I_G]

Mitchell - "Sorry Kreuze, thought it was the gear stick. Hey, come to think of it, this is how I beat Hodgey for the captains job"

oh very good

 

[Team Mo']

Dibs on the ranga...

Dibs on the hotter girl then?

 

[thylacine60]

Hoops: Ratts looking over here?
Eddie: Nup.
Hoops: Now?
Eddie: Nup.
Hoops: How about now?
Eddie: Nup.
Hoops: Jesus, my head. ****ing brekky Breezers!
Eddie: He's looking now.
Hoops: You what?
Eddie: Ratts is looking now.
Hoops: Jesus.
Eddie: When you were holding your head - he was looking.
Hoops: Was I ... ?
Eddie: Pretty upset.
Hoops: Ratts?
Eddie: You. You looked upset, that pulling hair shit.
Hoops: Yeah?
Eddie: Contrite, bro. That's how it looked.
Hoops: Contrite?
Eddie: Like you could give a shit being a tool.
Hoops: But I don't.
Eddie: Correct.
Hoops: But it looks like I do?
Eddie: Yup.
Hoops: Really?
Eddie: Torn up, bro.
Hoops: Sweet.
Eddie: All good.
Hoops: We on tonight?
Eddie: Maaate...

 

[Aphrodite]

Hoops: Ratts looking over here?
Eddie: Nup.
Hoops: Now?
Eddie: Nup.
Hoops: How about now?
Eddie: Nup.
Hoops: Jesus, my head. ****ing brekky Breezers!
Eddie: He's looking now.
Hoops: You what?
Eddie: Ratts is looking now.
Hoops: Jesus.
Eddie: When you were holding your head - he was looking.
Hoops: Was I ... ?
Eddie: Pretty upset.
Hoops: Ratts?
Eddie: You. You looked upset, that pulling hair shit.
Hoops: Yeah?
Eddie: Contrite, bro. That's how it looked.
Hoops: Contrite?
Eddie: Like you could give a shit being a tool.
Hoops: But I don't.
Eddie: Correct.
Hoops: But it looks like I do?
Eddie: Yup.
Hoops: Really?
Eddie: Torn up, bro.
Hoops: Sweet.
Eddie: All good.
Hoops: We on tonight?
Eddie: Maaate...

Fully sick bro

 

[The Coach]

Hoops: Is this day the 2nd Mate?

Eddie: Of course it's day and you might want to drop the nautical lingo bro

 

[Silvagnis]

Dibs on the hotter girl then?

That's sick!

She isn't even a MILF.

 

[HBF]

Most of them: You mean we have to smile with these shits on. Crap!
Martin: Bugger that!

 

[Sin City]

Is it just me or does it look like they're all trying to stay out of punching distance from Taylor?

 

[C4[2]Yo`DooR]

Houlihan: "Dave's not here, man"

 

[BlueYoss]

Most of them: You mean we have to smile with these shits on. Crap!
Martin: Bugger that!

Freudian slip?

 

[Silvagnis]

Houlihan: "Dude, where's my cargo pants?"



Edit: Damn you Sin City!

 

[Silvagnis]

 

[zeeCFC]

I was JUST about to put that same image up haha

 

[Beloved]

"So, which one of you wants to teach me how to read this?"

 

[ctacp]

Yes kiddies, other teams are full of rapists, drug dealers, racist taxi driver bashers but only when we have a few too many bees does the media go mental.

ctacp
curlier than a catoggio pube

 

[Salaryman]

and with this simple gesture i will prove to you that AFL footballers are smarter than a leader of the free world

 

[BlueYoss]

Racist!

 

[Mokum]

Pick the odd one out? Three of these guys have brains

 

[Silvagnis]

 

[Jeremias]

Ratten: "So Juddy, you REALLY want to learn how to eye gouge properly?"

 

[Sin City]

*Moves hands apart* "Can you teach me how you do that parting the sea trick?"

 

[thylacine60]

Not a caption but is that shirt of Ratts available in the shop?

 

[krayfesh]

"Jeez, you got old since the Brisbane game, Hendo!"