The caption thread

[The Coach]

The bloke has more front than Myers:

"If I'm not coaching Richmond next year I won't be coaching at all".

Er, really?

It reeked of spin once again ie please take to mean "I have yellow and black blood" (and don't sack me)

 

[thylacine60]

SW: What if I cover this eye, what can you read now?

CB: Er.........U - R - A - F - U - C - K - I - N - G - H - A - C - K - B - R - Y - A - N.

SW: Excellent, 100% accuracy.

 

[The Coach]

SW: What if I cover this eye, what can you read now?

CB: Er.........U - R - A - F - U - C

SW: Next line

CB: K - I - N - G - H - A

SW: The bottom

CB: C - K - B - R - Y - A - N

SW: Excellent, 100% accuracy.

Near perfection.
Edited for authenticity combined with an element of censorship while providing some reader involvement

Wait a minute - those idiot magpie supporters will never work it out now
Once again The Original is always the best. Thy, I apologize for tampering with genius

 

[Smell The Glove]

My take:

SW: What if I cover this eye, what can you read now?

CB: Read?

 

[thylacine60]

My take:

SW: What if I cover this eye, what can you read now?

CB: Read?

You cheeky prick. That's laugh out loud quality.

 

[The Coach]

by McKinleyISgood

 

[BlueYoss]

That's gol....no wait, it's better than that: That's a world rec....no wait, it's better than that: That's double world record breaking!

 

[thylacine60]

meh.

 

[The Coach]

Meh meh meh meh
Meh meh meh meh

 

[thylacine60]

 

[The Coach]

 

[The Cranium]

HBF and Bluegal

 

[Silvagnis]

Caption this

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Re: Caption this

Get a good look at my testis while you're down there Walker. You're gonna be seeing a whole lot more of em in the Carlton showers in a couple of years or so.

 

[The Coach]

 

[MBIB]

'Hey'

 

[thylacine60]

'Hey'

Or the biggest mother****ing Weetbix you ever saw - with added iron!

 

[Kramer1]

Really good work on Y guys. Tomorrow we'll start work on M, and all going to plan well cover C & A later in the week.

 

[MBIB]

Or the biggest mother****ing Weetbix you ever saw - with added iron!

I'd like to see Brett Lee try 11 of those

 

[Silvagnis]

KPP talent everywhere...

McKernan's safe hands show Merrington why he won our best and fairest.

 

[BlueYoss]

Is that Callan Beasey?

I didn't think he managed a senior game for us, pic must be from pre-season comp?

 

[Silvagnis]

Is that Callan Beasey?

I didn't think he managed a senior game for us, pic must be from pre-season comp?

Beasy played 13 games.

Callan Beasy's Blueseum profile.

 

[BlueYoss]

Beasy played 13 games.

Callan Beasy's Blueseum profile.

You sure that wasn't Brendan Fraser's profile?

 

[Dustyjackman]

Re: KPP talent everywhere...

Australian Rules Football.
A game played by highly trained athletes, with exceptional skills, superb judgment and uncanny anticipation.

 

[pansies]

Re: KPP talent everywhere...

Is that hamill before he went bad or livingston in the '4'?