The caption thread

[zeeCFC]

Andy Collins takes his turn in the Annual Carlton Break Dance Tournament. Side note: Houlihan disqualified for doing ballet

 

[Kramer1]

Collins displaying the move he would employ should he ever need to **** Le Bron's shit up...team displaying appropriate level of awe.

 

[thylacine60]

Lucas: "Pinch Watto's shorts, they said. That'll get a laugh, they said. FMD".

 

[The Toad]

This is how I took out the enemy bunker with a empty toilet roll holder and a paperclip.

 

[Jabba73]

Collins to teammates: "........and this is the stance I taught Kelly Slater before he turned professional. I think it worked pretty well for him."

 

[thylacine60]

Ha, nice. How does AC find the time for all this stuff?

 

[Mister Carlton]

 

[Jabba73]

Ha, nice. How does AC find the time for all this stuff?

You know the drill, if you want something done, give the job to someone who is already too busy.

It is lucky that AC controls time, not the other way around.

 

[Jabba73]

Andy Collins takes his turn in the Annual Carlton Break Dance Tournament. Side note: Houlihan disqualified for doing ballet

They could name it "Dancing with THE STAR"

 

[GoBlues!]

Andy in training for his new show - Andy vs Wild:

 

[mickelboy182]

AC: "This crocodile came up, ripped my guts out! Bit me into parts; pieces. And then my head went that way, and my legs went that way!"

 

[zeeCFC]

Robinson's Jihad

 

[Claypigeon]

"Hey! All I said was the stripe should only be on the back of the jumper"

OR

"Once you cool down and think you'll agree that you should get a new club"

 

[The Toad]

"You put you're left arm in, you put you're left arm out"

 

[Mister Carlton]

It takes two to tango.

 

[Kramer1]

Showing freakish portentous insight Collins tried to join in the goal celebrations a full year ahead of him actually joining Carlton.

Nostrawhomus?

 

[Blueboys7]

AC: "This crocodile came up, I ripped his guts out! Bit him into parts; pieces. And then his head went that way, and his legs went that way!"

Efa.

AC does not get defeated by a mere crocodile.

 

[Jabba73]

Showing freakish portentous insight Collins tried to join in the goal celebrations a full year ahead of him actually joining Carlton.

Nostrawhomus?

Nah, just getting into the usual intraclub preseason jousting early.

 

[Aphrodite]

WTF

 

[zeeCFC]

WTF

Judging a book by its cover. Sometimes it works

 

[Aphrodite]

Judging a book by its cover. Sometimes it works

Bogan !!!!!!!!!

 

[zeeCFC]

..Well that specific cover reads in Maori so probs not a Bogan. The hair lets me deduce that he's a bit of a douche though

 

[Aphrodite]

..Well that specific cover reads in Maori so probs not a Bogan. The hair lets me deduce that he's a bit of a douche though

I was referring to "that" hairstyle & not the neck tattoo

A bogan douche maybe

 

[Silvagnis]

"The Setanta set play has destroyed team morale"

 

[Blueboys7]

The only player that doesn't appear to kick it and chose to throw it instead was Hampson. Would that have something to do with his lack of foot skills?