Opinion The Carlton Cheersquad

[Miles Milton]

We are celebrating our 150th year as a football club, and yet the wit of our cheer squad seems to not progress or developed at all. While the chant "Carlton clap clap clap, Carlton clap clap clap" means everyone at the game can get involved and provides a bit of motivation, it's sort of boring and is really just not unique, as nearly every club in the AFL chants exactly the same thing. Take a look at the English Premier league, some ingenious chants going around.

It would be great if the cheersquad could come up with a range of chants that are witty and individualised to certain teams and even our own players to ignite a bit of passion. It would mean we were the only club to do so and would make our players proud of a unique supporter base.
I realise we have much bigger issues right now but just wanted to know what you guys think? (Plus im bored shitless)

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Menz, Menz, he's our boy
If he can't do it,
No one... will.

 

[Quazza]

In the Navvyyyy, you can take it up.....


never mind

 

[BALKAN]

Flea
Fly
Flea fly mosquito
Itchy itchy scratchy scratchy oo I've got one down my backy
Ooh no no no more mosquito
OO! Lets get that bug with the bug spray!

 

[El Topo]

I demand naval flares.

 

[BALKAN]

She's ma lady love, she is ma dove, ma baby love,

She's no gal for sittin' down to dream,

She's de only queen Laguna knows;

I know she likes me, I know she likes me

Bekase she says so; She is de Lily of Laguna,

she is ma Lily and ma Rose.

 

[zeeCFC]

The less they're mentioned/heard/in the news the better IMO.

 

[BlueBelle]

I'm surprised a certain somebody hasn't gone on a deleting spree

 

[koutamarto]

Slow news week apparently.
Between this and the Murphy Backhander thread.
Wowee.

 

[mickelboy182]

You're asking an AFL cheer squad to be witty...
I'm just happy when they manage to spell things correctly.

 

[Aphrodite]

I'm surprised a certain somebody hasn't gone on a deleting spree

You do realise there are FOUR Mods on this Board!

 

[Sublime]

You do realise there are FOUR Mods on this Board!

Only one that deletes everything though

 

[Stig O'Hara]

You do realise there are FOUR Mods on this Board!

You talk to me...........Look at yourself, you're nothing...........

Come on champ, I need you Max.....................

 

[Aphrodite]

Only one that deletes everything though

You are totally incorrect!

 

[King of Ruin]

You are totally incorrect!

Well not totally. You do delete messages. So he's a little bit right.

 

[Aphrodite]

Well not totally. You do delete messages. So he's a little bit right.

It is not for debate in public.

If you have any concerns take it to PM!

 

[BlueBelle]

You do realise there are FOUR Mods on this Board!

What did your original post say?

 

[SE_Blue]

We are celebrating our 150th year as a football club, and yet the wit of our cheer squad seems to not progress or developed at all. While the chant "Carlton clap clap clap, Carlton clap clap clap" means everyone at the game can get involved and provides a bit of motivation, it's sort of boring and is really just not unique, as nearly every club in the AFL chants exactly the same thing. Take a look at the English Premier league, some ingenious chants going around.

It would be great if the cheersquad could come up with a range of chants that are witty and individualised to certain teams and even our own players to ignite a bit of passion. It would mean we were the only club to do so and would make our players proud of a unique supporter base.
I realise we have much bigger issues right now but just wanted to know what you guys think? (Plus im bored shitless)

Have you seen our cheer squad? Between the young bloke who cracks the shits if he doesn't lead the chant and that thing with the rat tail, who's going to be coming out with anything remotely witty?

 

[Aphrodite]

What did your original post say?

Which post are you referring to?

My 1st post in this thread is the one you just quoted!

 

[Stig O'Hara]

Mel Gibson is about to do some Vunderbarrr..............

You fire up the Inteceptor................it's gunna happen.

A V-8 Ford, on the flat foot........

 

[BlueBelle]

Which post are you referring to?

My 1st post in this thread is the one you just quoted!

That was the edited version. It says you edited it ten minutes after the first post.

 

[Aphrodite]

That was the edited version. It says you edited it ten minutes after the first post.

Typo as I posted on my phone and corrected it.

 

[thylacine60]

It is not for debate in public.

If you have any concerns take it to PM!

Not sure a boofhead like Abbott is gonna help tbh.

 

[King of Ruin]

It is not for debate in public.

If you have any concerns take it to PM!

You know I do, if I have concerns that is.

I was just being... Well me.

 

[BlueBelle]

Typo as I posted on my phone and corrected it.

Lies. I saw it but it's ok