Think Tank The cheat ground home game win ladder

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Cheat ground is a glorious Bay term, but who has the GOAT CG?

geeLOL are often touted as the leaders in this metric but last year they went 6-3 at Goomba for a 66% win ratio

Ignorant oppo flogs who don't understand the meaning of H&A love complaining about the Pies MCG advantage

So I ask you flogs, Who has the biggest cheat ground advantage? and then we'll see what the home game win% ladder says

Elmo, divvy this post if you agree this is TOTY

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Aints and lolnorf notched up good cheat ground victories this weekend... Bears just got away with a win and the Shockers choked badly against an undermanned $hitney side who subbed their million $ ruckman out

Also special mention to the Throwdogs who managed to lose their home game at their opponent's cheat ground after asking for the game to be played there for their 100th anniversary of failure

 

[FurTheWin]

Unauthorized use of the "Cheatground" and our lawyers will be in touch.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

geeLOL are often touted as the leaders in this metric but last year they went 6-3 at Goomba for a 66% win ratio

 

[FootySpectre]

Unauthorized use of the "Cheatground" and our lawyers will be in touch.

Very interesting—Geelong can afford top-tier lawyers but still need a government GoFundMe just to put fresh paint on Kardinia Park.

 

[FurTheWin]

Very interesting—Geelong can afford top-tier lawyers but still need a government GoFundMe just to put fresh paint on Kardinia Park.

The Cats probably have to keep elite legal representation on retainer just to deal with the avalanche of frivolous accusations thrown their way by jealous lesser teams and scumbag journos.
But none of that slander has anything to do with legit Federal funding for Victoria's favourite sports and entertainment venue.

 

[Geelong Dynasty]

Unless your cheat ground has a 5 star Asian Restaurant of its own there’s no way you can win this.
##ChinChin

 

[catscratchfever]

Very interesting—Geelong can afford top-tier lawyers but still need a government GoFundMe just to put fresh paint on Kardinia Park.

You Victorian oppo flogs need to get with the program. It's not Geelong's fault that the other clubs don't know how to squeeze filthy lucre out of successive state governments.

"Wah wah wah Geelong have got their cheat ground but we don't have ours." Too bad your clubs gave them up years ago. Have a howl.

We love playing out of Cheat Stadium - a real home ground; you had your own cheat grounds but your clubs sold out. Now live with it, minnows.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Unless your cheat ground has a 5 star Asian Restaurant of its own there’s no way you can win this

geeLOL are often touted as the leaders in this metric but last year they went 6-3 at Goomba for a 66% win ratio

2023 Pies went 8-1 in home games at the MCG = 89% win rate

2024 Swines went 8-2 at the SCG = 80% win rate

2025 Bears, Suns, Giants, Magpies, Horfs all undefeated at home - as well as the Cats

Sounds like you're starting to believe your own publicity rather than reality, friend

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Hey LOLions, nice cheat ground you had there

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Let's see how things are going...

lolnorf, Whoref in Tassie: sample size too small

$wines 2-3 @SCG for a win rate of 40%

Puffers 3-3 at AO, 50%

LOLions 3-2, 60%

Handbaggers 2-1 at Goombah, 66%

Great unwashed 2-1 @ ENGIE, 66%

Dickers 3-1 at Optus, 75%

Crom 5-1 at AO, 83%

Fold Coast 4-0 @TIO/People First, 100%

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Whoreks are 2-0 in Taswegia and play lolnorf at UTAS next weekend

If they win maybe they should just relocate there now that they’re not getting their own team

 

[frggr]

What an incredible thread

 

[Purple Suit]

A cheat ground is only used by 1 team and it needs to be a funny shape that throws other teams off.

Having cold showers and a coaches box that looks directly into the sun also helps.

Therefore there’s really only one cheat ground - Alphabet Stadium in Geeelong.

Other wanna be cheat grounds are only used for 1-2 games or are actually symmetrical.

Pies don’t have a cheat ground, they have a cheat fixture plus umpires on sook dial.

 

[frggr]

A cheat ground is only used by 1 team and it needs to be a funny shape that throws other teams off.

Sydney and the SCG are candidates.

 

[Purple Suit]

Sydney and the SCG are candidates.

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Yep,
Forever being competitive but shitting the bed in the GF.

Classic cheat ground results.

 

[Chronz]

A cheat ground is only used by 1 team and it needs to be a funny shape that throws other teams off.

Having cold showers and a coaches box that looks directly into the sun also helps.

Therefore there’s really only one cheat ground - Alphabet Stadium in Geeelong.

Other wanna be cheat grounds are only used for 1-2 games or are actually symmetrical.

Pies don’t have a cheat ground, they have a cheat fixture plus umpires on sook dial.

Our cheat fixture doesn't include WC, Tiges or Norf twice though.

 

[frggr]

Our cheat fixture doesn't include WC, Tiges or Norf twice though.

Probably because they'd have to be played away from the MCG Sharehouse

 

[Chronz]

Probably because they'd have to be played away from the MCG Sharehouse

We do get the Blose and Shockers twice though. I guess we do have a cheat fixture.

 

[frggr]

We do get the Blose and Shockers twice though. I guess we do have a cheat fixture.

The AFL didn't want to schedule three grand finals for the year, so we only had the Blooooooze once

 

[FurTheWin]

A cheat ground is only used by 1 team and it needs to be a funny shape that throws other teams off.

Having cold showers and a coaches box that looks directly into the sun also helps.

Therefore there’s really only one cheat ground - Alphabet Stadium in Geeelong.

Other wanna be cheat grounds are only used for 1-2 games or are actually symmetrical.

Pies don’t have a cheat ground, they have a cheat fixture plus umpires on sook dial.

Ah, quit ya moaning.
Freo got a nice warm shower when they came to visit this year