Arcassius
Team Chaplain
They told Lachie they'd get it done and Lachie told the world they'd said it.
That helped galvanise Lloydy's nuts.
Yeah they (and the AFL) were ****ed from the minute it was public
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They told Lachie they'd get it done and Lachie told the world they'd said it.
That helped galvanise Lloydy's nuts.
Literally typing one up as speak but you ruined the surprise .
[pops collar in anticipation]
Pick 65 for Balic - Tom North well done LoydyTurns out a pick in the 60s for Balic was overs... Lloydy you sly fox.
Needs more popped collars
The conclusion... (or so I thought)
Lloydy's phone begins to buzz in his pocket
We are the Navy Blues, We are the Old Dark Navy Blues, We're the team that never lets you down, We're the only team Young Hogey knows
Lloydy looks at his phone and nervous smirk creeps across his face. Play it cool Lloydy, play it cool
Lloydy: "Josh, what can I do you for you"
Mahoney: "What are you talking about Brad, I have 44 missed ca..."
Lloydy: "Must have been a pocket call, anyway, while I have you. All this Hogan to Freo news has me a bit worried mate, you know I did my part of the deal. SOS is good to go."
Mahoney: "Really, SOS agreed?"
Lloydy: "Wasnt easy Josh, had to put together a picture book showing Jesse played for Melbourne not GWS but he's going to send pick 1 your way"
Mahoney: "Noice Brad, yeah dont worry about all this Hogan in Perth nonsense, its just a smokescreen. He's committed to Carltank, in fact, we have a press release ready to go. I'll flik it your way now"
Sweet sweet Jesse, finally we'll together forever. It will all be worth...
Lloydy's phone buzzes as the text comes through
[in the voice of Hogan] Hello. Brad. You're. Quite. Good. At. Turning. Me. On
The Melbourne football club have been made aware of Jesse's desire to be traded to the Fremantle Football Club...
Lloydy: "W w wait, Josh, there's a mistake here mate, I'm at Carlton, not Freo"
Mahoney: "No mistake you dirty campaigner. Do you have any idea the s**t Balic got up to while he was here. Certified gun my arse. Suck an egg and enjoy the promotion to Carltank"
Beep Beep Beep
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Hogan: "Jase, did you hear something coming from the attic?"
Lloydy quickly restrains himself and in a barely audible whisper to no one bar himself...
"Sweet sweet Jesse, if I cant have you, no one can"
Hahaha, I am privy to the inner workings of the fremantle recruitment team, this is a historical re-enactment of our draft week shenanigansWhat did i just read