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Matt Spangher and it's starting to sound like Stewart Edge is getting promoted from VFL head coach to assistant under Bevo, although can't 100% confirm that one myself.

Not overly inspiring. Spanger not even involved in that area currently.

I’m forever the optimist, but it’s a little concerning we haven’t brought in similar to what’s been lost ie experienced assistants.
 

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Marc Webb has a pretty solid resume, been involved with some successful WAFL clubs over here for a long time and spent a few years with Fremantle as a development and midfield coach. Seems like a decent enough get at this stage of the off-season.
 
Yeah Webb sounds like a well credentialed guy. Happy with that. Not so sure on Spangher, but a journeyman footballer at successful clubs and has studied management and spent some time working in London, so seems to have the right profile.

Fresh ideas, new voices, but it will be done how Bevo wants it done.
 
Put those three haircuts together and you've got a pub band belting out grunge classics from the 1990s. I wonder if they'll skateboard to work together.

Put the 3 first names together and you've 3/4 of the alleged authors that a religion has been bullsh1tting people with for centuries. But if they can deliver another holy grail, maybe Bont really is the second coming! :D
 

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Day 2 at whitton:

Bevo: any fresh ideas yet boys?

Spangler: yeah, get a ruck haha

Bevo: you cheeky bugger spangler

Day 3 at Whitton

Bevy: alright webby, any fresh ideas mate?

Weber: What if consciousness is primary in the universe, not matter? Would that mean that we are living in a simulation?

Bevy: That's not an original idea mate. Bob and me used to ponder that all the time. *in miss Bob. He would have been a bloody good assistant. Better than you two bloody numbnuts. ******* Freo.
 
Day 4 at Whitton bootcamp

Bevo: righto boys let's smoke a bowl and see if we can come up with some fresh ideas

**2 hours later**

Bevo: alright boys give me something

Spangler: s**t man I'm too high i lost my train of thought. Something about English on a wing

Weber: bebo man you smoke too much. we can't keep up with you. im chuckin a whitey
 
VUWO coaching conference: Day 9

Bevo: okay boys I seriously need to hear some fresh ideas or you're both gonna be let go

Spanger: Okay Bevvy, hear me out. What if we try a new style?

Bevo: Sure, I'll give it a try

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Spanger: ...Sorry Bev, I meant a new playing style. Y'know how we are a handball and contested ball focused side? What if we try a new style like kicking or something.

Bevo:

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Weber: Oh s**t Spanger, you've done it now mate.

Spangler: Bevo please...

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The End
 

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