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The COLAs should be permabanned from prime time footy.

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When will the AFL get over their love-fest with the COLAs and ban them and their shitty, boring, low-scoring, useless brand of footy from the prime time?

This year alone they will feature 6 times on the prime time slot of Thursday/Friday night (5 of these on Friday). Then you have Saturday night where they feature 5 times.

****en hell. Yo Gil! Everyone knows the COLAs are shit. We want to watch exciting, fast footy you campaigner!

The COLAs should be permamoved to Sunday afternoons.
 
Tonight will be fine.

Even * put up 100 points on the Dees.

But I agree with the sentiment.
 

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They wont be worth watching until we play them into form in round 6.

Worst part us I have to go to the ****ing game, where I had a delightful Swans "fan" spit beer on me on the concourse post game after the EF.

The camera angles are so ****ed up I cant stay home and watch it on TV.
 
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Hi OP, I am here to help, i have found a much more exciting alternative for us all to watch.
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I personally will be tossing up between the National Knitting Night or the National Firewood evening to watch instead of the boring Colas.

Thank you! Night saved! I'll go for the national knitting night as well!
 
Worst part us I have to go to the ******* game, where I had a delightful Swans "fan" spit beer on me on the concourse post game after the EF.
Must have bought it before halftime.
 
Have I mentioned I'm sick of the sight if the Swans. Round 22, the EF last year. A practice game and JLT1 this year.

Nothing personal guys we still like you, but we really need to see other people for a while. It's not you it's us, we have ambition and think we can do better.
 
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Outside of Franklin & Heeney they're not only the most boring team in the league but one of the most boring this century. Combined with the SCG being woefully inadequate for AFL and the Dees playing wretched football and you've all the ingredients of a horrid spectacle. May the least shit team win.
 
Outside of Franklin & Heeney they're not only the most boring team in the league but one of the most boring this century. Combined with the SCG being woefully inadequate for AFL and the Dees playing wretched football and you've all the ingredients of a horrid spectacle. May the least shit team win.

You aren't wrong. SCG is an awful ground.

I like it how the afl experts on channel seven say, "I will never write off Sydney". They have the "bloods" spirit and will always be there at the pointy end of the season. LOL. So, what, are they immune to rebuilds? Oh...wait...maybe they are given that Gil and the academy keeps funneling support there way. **** em.
 
I like it how the afl experts on channel seven say, "I will never write off Sydney". They have the "bloods" spirit and will always be there at the pointy end of the season. LOL. So, what, are they immune to rebuilds? Oh...wait...maybe they are given that Gil and the academy keeps funneling support there way. **** em.
I'd say shit like that to please the boss too if I knew my financial well-being hinged on maintaining an AFL media accreditation.
 

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You aren't wrong. SCG is an awful ground.

I like it how the afl experts on channel seven say, "I will never write off Sydney". They have the "bloods" spirit and will always be there at the pointy end of the season. LOL. So, what, are they immune to rebuilds? Oh...wait...maybe they are given that Gil and the academy keeps funneling support there way. **** em.

The media are always slow on the uptake with this stuff, the 'Bloods' culture has been well and truly cooked for at least 2 years now.
 
The media are always slow on the uptake with this stuff, the 'Bloods' culture has been well and truly cooked for at least 2 years now.
Bloods 'culture' has long involved cooking, just not on the football field until now.
 
The media are always slow on the uptake with this stuff, the 'Bloods' culture has been well and truly cooked for at least 2 years now.

Lingy is holding onto it that's for sure. :$
 
They wont be worth watching until we play them into form in round 6.

Worst part us I have to go to the ******* game, where I had a delightful Swans "fan" spit beer on me on the concourse post game after the EF.

The camera angles are so ****** up I cant stay home and watch it on TV.
Lol sorry about that. Also it wasn't beer.
 

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Unless you're a teenage scroat I dont think so. Not your typical middle aged pretentious Swans fan at all.
Pfffft you complain about being permitted to attend Australia's most prestigious sporting venue. Spare a thought for me - that felafel stink in Scrotless Stadium really churns my guts after a skinful of chardonnay, and some cameljockey scratched my bimmer on the way out. Never again!
 
Just finished an literature review today and was gonna take the night off from study. Might start my next assignment after all.
 

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