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- Aug 22, 2009
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For a long time, there has been a gap in the awards season in the Sweet FA. We celebrate rookies, onfield performers, off field performers, and those who add value to the league through quality media contributions.
Where is the recognition however for those to blatantly whore themselves out to try and win these awards.
In honour of these heroes, the Furies have commissioned a new award. Named after a mystery AFL player who decided to raise his media profile via artistic webcam work worthy of the WONDERS, we now have the Crispy!
The prize is this awesome trophy, which is also functional for their chosen pursuit.
Nominations are open, and I start the honor roll with two worthy media whores.
Cadaver has taken media whore work to new levels. With a mass of spreadsheets and unfinished threads, deaddude has laid an early claim on the Crispy, with media overexposure Terry Wallace would be proud of.
BRAB the once bastion of social justice warrior outrage and bile, has had to change direction in S26. With the SwampBRAB's successfully out BRABing BRAB, BRAB has had to resort to the path of becoming one of the Sweet FA's premier media whores in order to sustain his need for attention in the league. He has left his run late, but his finals whoring has been exceptional.
The Crispy will be determined by a complex mathematical formula developed by the Furies of all nominees, with the award to be given at seasons end
Where is the recognition however for those to blatantly whore themselves out to try and win these awards.
In honour of these heroes, the Furies have commissioned a new award. Named after a mystery AFL player who decided to raise his media profile via artistic webcam work worthy of the WONDERS, we now have the Crispy!
The prize is this awesome trophy, which is also functional for their chosen pursuit.
Nominations are open, and I start the honor roll with two worthy media whores.
Cadaver has taken media whore work to new levels. With a mass of spreadsheets and unfinished threads, deaddude has laid an early claim on the Crispy, with media overexposure Terry Wallace would be proud of.
BRAB the once bastion of social justice warrior outrage and bile, has had to change direction in S26. With the SwampBRAB's successfully out BRABing BRAB, BRAB has had to resort to the path of becoming one of the Sweet FA's premier media whores in order to sustain his need for attention in the league. He has left his run late, but his finals whoring has been exceptional.
The Crispy will be determined by a complex mathematical formula developed by the Furies of all nominees, with the award to be given at seasons end