Media The Crispy Award

[BRAB]

Daily reminder that you can't be nominated twice.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Daily reminder that you can't be nominated twice.

Except U2tigers , he has a nomination both as an individual media whore, and a part of a giant whore collective

 

[Dav]

Has PhenomenalV1 been nominated yet?

 

[U2tigers]

Except U2tigers , he has a nomination both as an individual media whore, and a part of a giant whore collective

Proud.

The Wonders bring the best out of me.

 

[nahnah]

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Yeah she has her mums looks, but my smile!!

Edit; still trying to work out how a wog like me and a brunette can have a ranga baby!!

It’d be a worry if Coach was a Ranga

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Has PhenomenalV1 been nominated yet?

Nope

 

[Dav]

Nope

I nominate PhenomenalV1 for his multiple useless threads. At least mine were qooty-related for the most part.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

The Committee has considered, and the nominee number eleven for the inaugural Crispy is:

PhenomenalV1

Phenom would fought BLERN for the Crispy in S25 if it was a thing back then. He combined the worst of Cadaver creation of spam media with SarahSmiles hijacking of others media, and as a result took media whoring to new levels.

So what the * happened? We have no idea. So why is he still worthy of a nomination? Because of his relentless attempts to rebuild his whore empire, which has been impressive as much as they have been useless. His stint as a homosexual manga elf, his failed game show, his running of the Victorian Liberals election campaign - all weird, all high risk, all failed, but all the embodiment of everything the Crispy stands for.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

and while we are at it, the Committee has received multiple nominations for this individual. Initially the Committee deemed his portfolio of work ineligible, but after careful reconsideration, nominee number twelve for the Crispy is:

Wayne's-World

Did he create his own media? No, well, if he did noone noticed it. What WW did was take the super annoying tactic of SarahSmiles to hijack others media to talk about oneself, but give is an even worse twist. Instead of talking about himself, he unleashed a gif tsunami only akkaps would enjoy. By the end of the season, it was nearly impossible to find media not infected with the gif stains of WW.

This is not the way the Committee want to promote media whoring in the Sweet FA, but whoring is whoring, and as such he deserves the recognition of a nomination to win the Crispy.

 

[Tigerturbulance]

Haven’t seen this many whores since your mums surprise 60th birthday.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Haven’t seen this many whores since your mums surprise 60th birthday.

no wonder the Warriors whore tree is dying, overpopulation is killing it

 

[Tigerturbulance]

no wonder the Warriors whore tree is dying, overpopulation is killing it

Should call themselves the Warriwhores

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

If I had a dollar for every time I was tagged in this thread.

 

[Ned_Flanders]

If I had a dollar for every time I was tagged in this thread.

There is a reason you are one of the bookies favourites for the Crispy

 

[WaynesWorld19]

and while we are at it, the Committee has received multiple nominations for this individual. Initially the Committee deemed his portfolio of work ineligible, but after careful reconsideration, nominee number twelve for the Crispy is:

Wayne's-World

Did he create his own media? No, well, if he did noone noticed it. What WW did was take the super annoying tactic of SarahSmiles to hijack others media to talk about oneself, but give is an even worse twist. Instead of talking about himself, he unleashed a gif tsunami only akkaps would enjoy. By the end of the season, it was nearly impossible to find media not infected with the gif stains of WW.

This is not the way the Committee want to promote media whoring in the Sweet FA, but whoring is whoring, and as such he deserves the recognition of a nomination to win the Crispy.

I'd like to reply with an appropriate gif ......but I'll take this nomination with a great deal of pride .....actually IIRC this is my 2nd nomination ?

If i have "enlightened" at least one player per team this season ....I feel I've contributed & done my part

I must make a special mention of The Half Back ....who has been a strong motivating prescence ....if you want to blame someone, he's your man

As for media threads ....yes i have done, and adhered to the SFA philosophy of Quality over Quantity
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/dragon-resigns.1209566/page-3#post-59027088

So remember folks .....get out to those poliing booths ....your vote counts .. don't let those other undeserved Donkeys win by default

 

[WaynesWorld19]

If I had a dollar for every time I was tagged in this thread.

My God .... rfctiger74 comparing me to you .....oh the travesty, the wrongful character assasination (me that is)

 

[WaynesWorld19]

There is a reason you are one of the bookies favourites for the Crispy

He can't win it .....he's underage, and under the minimum height

 

[Ned_Flanders]

I'd like to reply with an appropriate gif ......but I'll take this nomination with a great deal of pride .....actually IIRC this is my 2nd nomination ?

If i have "enlightened" at least one player per team this season ....I feel I've contributed & done my part

I must make a special mention of The Half Back ....who has been a strong motivating prescence ....if you want to blame someone, he's your man

As for media threads ....yes i have done, and adhered to the SFA philosophy of Quality over Quantity
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/dragon-resigns.1209566/page-3#post-59027088

So remember folks .....get out to those poliing booths ....your vote counts .. don't let those other undeserved Donkeys win by default

Not a second nom for the Crispy, your previous nom was for the rookie exclusive one - the Bootsma

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Not a second nom for the Crispy, your previous nom was for the rookie exclusive one - the Bootsma

It's so hard ....up for so many campaigner awards ......at least i don't get ..."who are you"

 

[TJASTA]

I nominate Elton Johns Wig

 

[Matty411]

The Committee has respected the confidentiality of all PM's received to nominate media whores for the Crispy, but since this one was public, its only fair the applicant be named.

For Crispy nominee number 10, we have:

Matty411

As KohPhi has said in his final words as captain, "Matty411 is a whore" and who are we to disagree. He was not the prolific Grey Street-esque whore that he was in S25, but with the Beez a coming, his inner whore has been unleashed. A series of failed attempts to reboot his rookie threads on some gay bondage island reality show, and a failed bid for captain have seen the man we saw begging for the EKA in S25 once more.

An outsider for S26, but is certain to be a Sweet FA media whore of fame member by the end of his career.

I've got to say, I'm honoured to make the list and am doing my adopted family of third generation Yemeni street service women proud.

 

[This Is Anfield]

Hey SarahSmiles, here's another dollar for you...

 

[Restricted Free Agent]

Hey SarahSmiles, here's another dollar for you...

Ooh Queen.

 

[U2tigers]

I'd like to reply with an appropriate gif ......but I'll take this nomination with a great deal of pride .....actually IIRC this is my 2nd nomination ?

If i have "enlightened" at least one player per team this season ....I feel I've contributed & done my part

I must make a special mention of The Half Back ....who has been a strong motivating prescence ....if you want to blame someone, he's your man

As for media threads ....yes i have done, and adhered to the SFA philosophy of Quality over Quantity
https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/dragon-resigns.1209566/page-3#post-59027088

So remember folks .....get out to those poliing booths ....your vote counts .. don't let those other undeserved Donkeys win by default

Bloody amatuers.

Get a 2nd nomination for the 1 award, and then I will know you are taking this seriously.

 

[WaynesWorld19]

Bloody amatuers.

Get a 2nd nomination for the 1 award, and then I will know you are taking this seriously.

I've got my awards outfit picked out ......you can't get more serious than this