The Crowbots "SpringChoke" thread

[Total Power]

So do we, we've been laughing at Poort for 5 years now. Did you catch a feed over in Zurich of your last quarter capitulation against GWS ?

I'd hate my club to be reduced down to a laughing stock where all we have is left is to live vicariously through our rival club.

again, deflection we never said we are so good...but you are a team full of stars right? how i have a chuckle reading the crows board about how good your hacks are and how you deserve a top 4 finish.Now either back it up or choke and please stick to the topic Mr Lapse

 

[Total Power]

So do we, we've been laughing at Poort for 5 years now. Did you catch a feed over in Zurich of your last quarter capitulation against GWS ?

I'd hate my club to be reduced down to a laughing stock where all we have is left is to live vicariously through our rival club.

btw nice avatar mr lapse, been so long ago wasnt it? we didnt have broadband back then..no smartphones, backstreet boys were a hit back then, oh gee, feels like ages isnt it? what is your corporation doing with the billion dollars? ah well, back to the point.How far do you think the conglomerate can go? i bet on straight sets exit but with some luck you can make it to the prelims.

 

[dbcrow]

Total Power = D_One + 100 IQ points.

 

[davos44]

Isn't choking when you are pretty much raging hot favourite, have beaten all the best teams in the comp but inexplicably play like idiots for the part and lose?


So the crows won't choke because we arent the favourites! Nor have we beaten the best sides in Collingwoodhttp:// and hawthorn.

I call Diplomatic immunity!

 

[Damp Squarie]

Total Power = D_One + 100 IQ points.

I think you are giving TPF waaaaaaaaay too much credit.
He's deflecting the indeflectable

GWS touch up, his crying president, sacked minibus,terrible playing list playing bruise free footy, non finals appearance...again...the only way it can get worse for him is that the Mighty Adelaide Crows make the finals...again ...oh wait

 

[kaltmeibel]

Ahhh touched a nerve did i? so you are already conceding that you wont make the GFs? ok fair enough i would be certain too that you bunch of pretenders will go out 05/06 style again

Both 05/06 were great efforts under very trying circumstances.

 

[Nelso]

Isn't choking when you are pretty much raging hot favourite, have beaten all the best teams in the comp but inexplicably play like idiots for the part and lose?


So the crows won't choke because we arent the favourites! Nor have we beaten the best sides in Collingwoodand hawthorn.

I call Diplomatic immunity!

Choking is also when you are leading by at least 4 goals in finals and still can't win the game (e.g 2007 against Hawks, 2008 against Pies and 2009 against Pies again). If you are good enough to get into these positions during the game, you should be able to hold on. In other words, you fell apart when the other team got a run on = CHOKE!!!!

 

[Geoffa32]

Changing coach may fix that.

It is a new ball game this season.


Just like it was for you guys in 2004 with Minibus sitting in the stands and allowing Lade to lead the Ruck.

 

[Damp Squarie]

Changing coach may fix that.

Its funny what a change of coach can do.
For example, history will usually show that if a coach is sacked one week the players will get the club up and over the line the following week....Poort will claim another embarrassing milestone this week with their no chance bruise free footy style

 

[kaltmeibel]

Choking is also when you are leading by at least 4 goals in finals and still can't win the game (e.g 2007 against Hawks, 2008 against Pies and 2009 against Pies again). If you are good enough to get into these positions during the game, you should be able to hold on. In other words, you fell apart when the other team got a run on = CHOKE!!!!

Goes to show how much you know. They were great efforts under trying circumstances.

Seeing as you invented the phrase Spring choke you would know what it meant.

 

[kaltmeibel]

Its funny what a change of coach can do.
For example, history will usually show that if a coach is sacked one week the players will get the club up and over the line the following week....Poort will claim another embarrassing milestone this week with their no chance bruise free footy style

Yes one of their biggest fans said that last week.

The word is they are all devastated that whats his name got dumped so they should show no fight in this match at all.

 

[relapse]

btw nice avatar mr lapse, been so long ago wasnt it? we didnt have broadband back then..no smartphones, backstreet boys were a hit back then, oh gee, feels like ages isnt it? what is your corporation doing with the billion dollars? ah well, back to the point.How far do you think the conglomerate can go? i bet on straight sets exit but with some luck you can make it to the prelims.

Just a few things "smart phones" have been around since 1996. If you're referring to modern day smart phones they also weren't around in 2004 either so two can play that pathetic game. The release of Bluray discs, Iphones, Ipads, AFL in widecreen, HD tv broadcasts, home 3D televisions have all come along over the last 8 years since Poort won the premiership.

I'd rather have 2 flags in 21 years than 1 flag in 15, the hilarity of Poort supporters trying to continually downplay our flags exposes the immense offended that you all have because we have been more successful in the AFL than Poort.

 

[Geoffa32]

The next time we see the likes of Jumbo, Rory, Thunderpower (pavillion103), Ronson etc will be when (if) we lose a final this year.

You know they will all come out after that.

 

[kaltmeibel]

The next time we see the likes of Jumbo, Rory, Thunderpower (pavillion103), Ronson etc will be when (if) we lose a final this year.

You know they will all come out after that.

I say that's when Matt will go back to d_one.

 

[TheRoo32]

Total Flower = Fail Merchant of the Highest Order!

 

[GoCROWS!]

Port Power supporters need to understand 1 simple fact, there is nothing the Crows could do this year bar lose a grand final by >119 points to even get close to the amount of fail port has achieved. Port Power have set the benchmark so high I doubt it will ever be surpassed.

 

[relapse]

Choking is also when you are leading by at least 4 goals in finals and still can't win the game (e.g 2007 against Hawks, 2008 against Pies and 2009 against Pies again). If you are good enough to get into these positions during the game, you should be able to hold on. In other words, you fell apart when the other team got a run on = CHOKE!!!!

What about leading the worst side in the competition at home by 6 goals in the middle of the 3rd quarter before capitulating ?

 

[Nelso]

Goes to show how much you know. They were great efforts under trying circumstances.

Seeing as you invented the phrase Spring choke you would know what it meant.

Great efforts? What trying circumstances? Playing one short in the 2007 final against the Hawks? Playing at home against the Pies in 2008 or 6 goals up against the Pies at the G in 2009? Keep denying that you choked but everyone else knows it did happen!!!! I am the first to admit that we choked in 2001-03, I just wish the Camries would admit that they did the same in the period 2005-2009. Not too much to ask for is it

 

[Sekaj]

More than happy for this thread to become the Poort flog septic tank where the shitstains decide to congregate since they don't have the balls to post in any thread about their own team.

 

[relapse]

I say that's when Matt will go back to d_one.

He's too busy being a footyhead at the moment

 

[Total Power]

Just a few things "smart phones" have been around since 1996. If you're referring to modern day smart phones they also weren't around in 2004 either so two can play that pathetic game. The release of Bluray discs, Iphones, Ipads, AFL in widecreen, HD tv broadcasts, home 3D televisions have all come along over the last 8 years since Poort won the premiership.

I'd rather have 2 flags in 21 years than 1 flag in 15, the hilarity of Poort supporters trying to continually downplay our flags exposes the immense offended that you all have because we have been more successful in the AFL than Poort.

Ha ha ha, i feel your pain mr lapse, i really do.All the money in the world, best physios that money can buy, all the financial support and yet your conglomerate cant make the GF.Now serious question: why do you think this is happening? is it because your club is not really a club but a corporation aiming at profits only and success onfield is not really the main goal? or is it because you just suck?

Well looks like top 2 is almost confirmed, massive choke job coming up, i can barely wait, hurry up september

 

[Total Power]

What about leading the worst side in the competition at home by 6 goals in the middle of the 3rd quarter before capitulating ?

I tell ya what choking is.Choking is kicking it out of bounds on the full from your defensive 50, with seconds left on the clock and you leading by 3 points.I love Scott Thompson will he choke again?

 

[Total Power]

Port Power supporters need to understand 1 simple fact, there is nothing the Crows could do this year bar lose a grand final by >119 points to even get close to the amount of fail port has achieved. Port Power have set the benchmark so high I doubt it will ever be surpassed.

sooo we are shit , yet you need to compare your company to us everytime? i dont get it if we are so shit, why you keep mentioning it? i know i know none of the crows fans think they are a chance for the finals! which goes to show, they have accepted they have fluked this season nice to know

 

[Total Power]

Both 05/06 were great efforts under very trying circumstances.

LOL yeah very trying, no one told scott thompson to kick a howler with seconds left on the clock

 

[Total Power]

Crowbots, lets get this thread to 1000 posts before the choke come finals time what you say? Mr Lapse, serious question: when and how you think you might lose???? straight sets or not??