The Crowbots "SpringChoke" thread

[Geoffa32]

It is easier to sit back never get invloved and point fingers and laugh from afar.

 

[Schulzenfest]

It is easier to sit back never get invloved and point fingers and laugh from afar.

He says on an Internet forum.

 

[Geoffa32]

He says on an anonymous Internet forum.

Improved it for you.


You are right though. It is easy to do on here. Takes guts to sit back do nothing and collect an extravagant paycheque each year when everyone knows who you are. Those Port boys have balls.

 

[Asgardian]

I love it that power flogs still hurt so much from their shit season/club/list that they live vicariously through praying for the crows to fall over.

The Bigfooty crowbots live vicariously through Geelong, they have ever since 2007 G/F.

You seem very agro this morning Gardy & what's with this "arse" craze you seem to have developed?

You seem very submissive nibbles, how high did you position your arse for its pounding from all things Swan?

Not at all.

Of course not, you mob of bots have no passion for your corporation.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

So let me get this straight..

Adelaide don't deserve to be top 4 due to our apparent soft draw, Port supporters expect us to lose, we do and it's a choke?

Good one.

 

[Total Power]

All this talk of choking and losing home Finals from the uneducated Tealsters that have come out to the Bay. Pretty much the expected comments from those inhabitants of Lemmingland.

The late great Toots once told me that the best sledge here is to use something that cuts with an element of truth.


Now to an educated football follower it is quite obvious what the best sledge would have been from last night.


Our second "Messiah" was outcoached. All this talk of us playing Finals football, and Sando's pedigree at Geelong leading up to this game, and when it mattered Sando was outcoached by John Longmire. The most damaging aspect was the loose man they created.

From what I can see not one Tealster has been able to see this and use it against us. This reality is far more cutting than the term choke which is now used after every Finals loss and is meaninglees.


If the Tealsters were not Lemmings with a herd mentality one of them could have coined the term
"Brenton Sanderfraud"



I guess that is the real loss in D_One not posting here anymore after GWS made Port their bitches. The Tealsters have no originality in their sledges left, as those that are here are all Lemmings. Still using the terms coined by those who originated them.

Since you decided to bring SANDO up, lets see what he thinks?

http://www.afc.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/4417/newsid/147179/default.aspx

"In offence it looked like we were just panicking, didn't have the calmness, the poise just to lower our eyes or lower our vision and hit the free target," Sanderson said.

"Maybe the anxiety of the event [got to us], I know some players sort of thrived on it, maybe others felt like there was a bit of perceived pressure."

If this is not the definition of choke, you need to go back and take English101 again.Your coach is admitting you choked, stop trying to justify a choke.Your spiritual guru is saying you choked.. lol@crows fans.

 

[Total Power]

So let me get this straight..

Adelaide don't deserve to be top 4 due to our apparent soft draw, Port supporters expect us to lose, we do and it's a choke?

Good one.

LOL we are not saying it, your coach is

 

[Total Power]

Deep down every Tealster wishes they could have gone to the Footy yesterday.
.

to witness a choke? ffs i knew it was coming, which is why i started this thread, as obvious as Dean Jones` character . I dont wish to watch a finals campaign that smells anything like Crows trademark, sorry

 

[dbcrow]

Deep down every Tealster wishes they could have gone to the Footy yesterday.

Now this is the interesting thing.

They could have gone to the footy Saturday.

The second half of their "One Club" was playing at the same time as the Crows game. Against Sturt at Alberton. Port were playing for a place in the finals (they would have been fifth on Saturday night if they'd won (but as it turns out they wouldn't have made it anyway))

Now that the Power's season is over, you would have expected a large turnout of their "passionate" supporters at Alberton to get their team over the line.

But no - apparently the Crows game was on, and they had to stay at home at watch it.

And Port lost to the wooden spooners, at home, by 5 goals.

 

[dav3]

Now this is the interesting thing.

They could have gone to the footy Saturday.

The second half of their "One Club" was playing at the same time as the Crows game. Against Sturt at Alberton. Port were playing for a place in the finals (they would have been fifth on Saturday night if they'd won (but as it turns out they wouldn't have made it anyway))

Now that the Power's season is over, you would have expected a large turnout of their "passionate" supporters at Alberton to get their team over the line.

But no - apparently the Crows game was on, and they had to stay at home at watch it.

And Port lost to the wooden spooners, at home, by 5 goals.

I like the way you try to make a point, and then completely negate it yourself in a single paragraph. But I'm guessing.... "like all passionate Port supporters".... they wanted to free up next weekend to help the Crows sell out a final and watch another "right in front of me" moment live.

 

[Nelso]

So let me get this straight..

Adelaide don't deserve to be top 4 due to our apparent soft draw, Port supporters expect us to lose, we do and it's a choke?

Good one.

You choked - plain and simple. Keep denying if it makes you feel better

 

[dbcrow]

I like the way you try to make a point, and then completely negate it yourself in a single paragraph. But I'm guessing.... "like all passionate Port supporters".... they wanted to free up next weekend to help the Crows sell out a final and watch another "right in front of me" moment live.

And I like the way you take one paragraph, comment on it, and then ignore the rest of the post.

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

Of course not, you mob of bots have no passion for your corporation.

As opposed to your supporters passion. What was it... 13000 to your final home game? Yeah, that's passion right there. How many games do you go to, Arse?

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

You choked - plain and simple. Keep denying if it makes you feel better

There's nothing to deny. You can't even explain how it was a choke.

 

[Nelso]

Now this is the interesting thing.

They could have gone to the footy Saturday.

The second half of their "One Club" was playing at the same time as the Crows game. Against Sturt at Alberton. Port were playing for a place in the finals (they would have been fifth on Saturday night if they'd won (but as it turns out they wouldn't have made it anyway))

Now that the Power's season is over, you would have expected a large turnout of their "passionate" supporters at Alberton to get their team over the line.

But no - apparently the Crows game was on, and they had to stay at home at watch it.

And Port lost to the wooden spooners, at home, by 5 goals.

Shit, a WWTFC supporter. I did not know any of them existed? Still got some offended from the 1994 GF? Up by 6 goals and still choked. Sounds a lot like what the Crows have done in recent finals since 2006!!!

 

[Nelso]

There's nothing to deny. You can't even explain how it was a choke.

How is your throat today? Still a bit sore from having the choker chain around your neck on Saturday? Suck it up princess - YOU CHOKED!!!!

I still cant believe why the Crow supporters thought this year would be any different when you have the same old hacks running around who have failed miserably in past final series (VB, Stiffy, Douglas, Doughty, Donuts and so on). Surely you must have been impressed with their efforts on Saturday?

 

[cortez]

Since you decided to bring SANDO up, lets see what he thinks?

http://www.afc.com.au/news/newsarticle/tabid/4417/newsid/147179/default.aspx




If this is not the definition of choke, you need to go back and take English101 again.Your coach is admitting you choked, stop trying to justify a choke.Your spiritual guru is saying you choked.. lol@crows fans.

Game, Set, Match

 

[Asgardian]

Crowbots are out planning for next weeks Mad Monday already

 

[Drakescoffeecake]

As I said, you can't explain it. Good try though.

 

[Nelso]

As I said, you can't explain it. Good try though.

If you are using that reasoning then Port did not choke back in 2002-03? Losing a home final which means that you now lose a home prelim is a pretty big reason to call it a choke.

But keep living in denial - CHOKER!!!!!

I thought you would be lining up for tickets this morning as my most of your supporters don't know there is such a thing called the internet. Even dopey Triggy had to remind everyone in the Crowtiser this morning that you can buy tickets online.

I swear I saw you at the airport on Friday as part of the Crows choir

 

[cm_perfect]

Crowbots are out planning for next weeks Mad Monday already

We kick like that in front of goal and I will be having my own mad Saturday..

 

[BUTTON 92]

Crowbots are out planning for next weeks Mad Monday already

We played that bad last saturday yet still dominated large patches of the game, had more scoring shots and 22 more inside 50s. We put it together and kick straight we'll be right...

 

[Asgardian]

We played that bad last saturday yet still dominated large patches of the game, had more scoring shots and 22 more inside 50s. We put it together and kick straight we'll be right...

And the umpires hated all the blonde tips in your side ...

 

[Nelso]

And the umpires hated all the blonde tips in your side ...

Where was the inspirational captain "VB", was he even out there? What about Bernie? Too hung over from the night before? Same old hacks running around who are serial finals chokers!

 

[BUTTON 92]

And the umpires hated all the blonde tips in your side ...

I dont believe that to be the case...

Where was the inspirational captain "VB", was he even out there? What about Bernie? Too hung over from the night before? Same old hacks running around who are serial finals chokers!

We are still alive and therefore are still a chance... (like 1998 )