Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

Discussion in 'Footy Fourth Estate' started by DeputyViceCaptain, Feb 7, 2010.

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Stubby holder?

  1. Jesus Robbo

    35.0%
  2. AFL House Sleeping Robbo

    20.2%
  3. Nipples Robbo

    22.7%
  4. MegaRobbo (MND ice challenge)

    4.3%
  5. Cap Robbo

    1.8%
  6. Goal sneak Robbo

    3.7%
  7. In love with beer Robbo

    12.9%
  8. 'Lacking integrity' with beer and ciggie

    32.5%
Multiple votes are allowed.
  1. wherearemykeys

    wherearemykeys Debutant

    Hawthorn
    Other teams:
    Suns, Seahawks, Tottenham, Mets
    Jan 23, 2009
    80
    Last night on 360 discussing the most at stake at the MVP awards:

    Jordan Lewis: "I think if the kegs run dry wouldn't it? What do you do?"

    TGO: "Yeah, ohh, pfft, we've all been in that situation. You look at them, you're kidding. You're kidding. What do you mean that there's no beer left? What? Who organised this show?"

    Praise.
     

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  2. Custard Guts

    Custard Guts Senior List

    Western Bulldogs
    Jul 6, 2015
    204
    "If you take mine, I'm gonna hit ya".

    Alas, not in the context of the last sacred Corona in the studio bar fridge, but TGO laying it on the line to Gerard lest he nominate His favourite under-22 player.
     
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  3. Starburns_

    Starburns_ Super Moderator

    Richmond
    Other teams:
    Packers, Stars, The Exers
    Mar 30, 2011
    44,307
    Out searching for Pokemon
    The disgusted pen throw after the Nerdling did indeed commit the sin of stealing TGO's player was golden too.
     
  4. Custard Guts

    Custard Guts Senior List

    Western Bulldogs
    Jul 6, 2015
    204
    Handy with a pen, is TGO. My mind casts back ...


    [​IMG]


    It would be a travesty if that pen doesn't occupy a display case somewhere within the hallowed halls of the temple.
     
  5. Spongebob

    Spongebob Premiership Player

    West Coast
    Other teams:
    West Perth, Fighting Illini
    Sep 18, 2007
    3,449
    On a 3-hour tour
    Chairing, in a turban, the footy writers meeting at the hun


    IMG_0340.JPG
     
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  6. AnimalEnclosure

    AnimalEnclosure Debutant

    St Kilda
    May 10, 2013
    64
    Bay of Pigs
    In the off season, when the razor is put away
    Sallahcrusade.JPG
     
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  7. noone

    noone Senior List

    Fremantle
    Nov 25, 2015
    220
  8. moogerfooger

    moogerfooger Club Legend

    Adelaide
    Other teams:
    Sturt, Seattle Seahawks
    Sep 8, 2008
    1,837
    Pacific Northwest
    #9708 moogerfooger, Sep 13, 2017
    Last edited: Sep 14, 2017
    "They're only human, the Swans, they're not Robocop"
     
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  9. Elixuh

    Elixuh Moderator

    Brisbane Lions
    Other teams:
    Miami Dolphins
    Oct 27, 2011
    8,732
    Brisbane
    When talking about midfielders only winning awards he looked down at his desk and mumbled "something needs to be done".

    A call to arms brothers. He was speaking directly to us.
     
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  10. Bloodied52

    Bloodied52 Club Legend

    Sydney
    May 24, 2017
    1,080
    Old South Grandstand
    EFA

    ... and there is TGO's key lesson for us bruvvers and brothsters.

    TGO generously elevates the Swans to humanity, therein putting paid to the false claims of the Kinggame Thinggame, the infidel Eddiehead and the botox laden elderly Pharisee on TFS Temple.

    Buuuurrrtt, TGO also makes as clear as the 50 Winnie butts decorating his altar/bed that the Swans erm...aahh... cannot aspire to being TGOcop.

    All Praise Mayo (the new holy sponsor?)
     
  11. Beerfish

    Beerfish Bless

    Essendon
    Other teams:
    MotherMaryDarcy
    Jan 20, 2008
    33,711
    TGO was bending time all through last nights sermon.

    On Jake Stringer;

    *deep breath* Kicked50oddgoalsallaustralianin2015playedinapremiership2016... Then by the end of 2007 Jake Stringer is going to be out of that football club.

    On the picture of Jarrad McVeigh with his daughter who was born on Tuesday;

    Look at that. Well done. 24 days old.
     

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  12. happy_eagle

    happy_eagle Brownlow Medallist

    West Coast
    Mar 20, 2007
    17,706
    Time
     
  13. Custard Guts

    Custard Guts Senior List

    Western Bulldogs
    Jul 6, 2015
    204
    Hark brothers, further proof that thine eyes of TGO see more than those of any mortal.

    [​IMG]

    Uncanny. Truly, we look, but we do not see.
     
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  14. western royboy

    western royboy Norm Smith Medallist

    Brisbane Lions
    Other teams:
    Chelsea
    Sep 30, 2008
    9,952
    Western Victoria
    A quote for the ages...
     
  15. richoatthedisco

    richoatthedisco Brownlow Medallist

    Richmond
    Jun 18, 2007
    18,031
    Paradise
    I swear I heard the Nerdling utter it was "Dick Breath Tuesday" the other night. I was disappointed when TGO corrected him and announced it was "Deep Breath Tuesday".
     
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  16. CJApples87

    CJApples87 Club Legend

    West Coast
    Other teams:
    Man U, Jays, GS Warriors, Packers
    Jul 3, 2011
    2,339
    Perth, WA
    It was in reference to a younger McVeigh having whispy hair like Nicholas Cage. Please review TGO's teachings and understand the meanings better for next time.
     
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  17. Custard Guts

    Custard Guts Senior List

    Western Bulldogs
    Jul 6, 2015
    204
    [​IMG]
     
  18. Private Hudson

    Private Hudson All Australian

    North Melbourne
    Mar 31, 2011
    857

    Brilliant
     
  19. Custard Guts

    Custard Guts Senior List

    Western Bulldogs
    Jul 6, 2015
    204
    2012



    2017

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    The truly Great, have it in their heart to forgive ... and do your excruciating best to fathom the divine fortitude required to extend that principle to the likes of Andy Freaking Maher.

    A test, brothers? It certainly feels like it.
     
  20. Beerfish

    Beerfish Bless

    Essendon
    Other teams:
    MotherMaryDarcy
    Jan 20, 2008
    33,711
    Just because He offers His congratulations does not make Andy Maher any less of a ******.

    Praise.
     
  21. Custard Guts

    Custard Guts Senior List

    Western Bulldogs
    Jul 6, 2015
    204
    Aye brother Beerfish, some truths are universal, and that one heals the soul.

    I find myself meditating on the way TGO repeats his righteous judgement in that clip, rolling it all into one sleek bolt of damnation, a la 'avagoodweekend'.

    "Youareawanka"

    Sufficiently practiced, is TGO, in expelling that which is better out than in, that it barely touched the sides.

    Take cover, ye who cross Him.
     
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  22. lettheboysplay

    lettheboysplay Debutant

    Geelong
    Other teams:
    Golden State Warriors
    Jun 17, 2015
    96
    Brothers, just reminiscing on the day that James Magnussen was declared TGO's 'sang-uhhhh-ahhh-s'castic' hero.

    Once every four years? 'OUAGHHHHHH, SO BLOODY WHAT? Seriously? It's a swimming race at the Olympics and well done it's a very important sporting event, but... but...'

    Little Turd attempted to rationalise but TGO quite rightly noogied that little geek and continued on. When Nerdling got on the blower to make it a handicap match, it looked like a fridge too far but no. The almighty does not negotiate with underweight pipsqueaks* (when measured in BMI... no body shaming here)

    Magnussen was never seen again. Buried on national television by swimming's number one enemy.

     
  23. Beerfish

    Beerfish Bless

    Essendon
    Other teams:
    MotherMaryDarcy
    Jan 20, 2008
    33,711
    Wow. The nerdling's hair really has changed a lot in the last few years. No doubt the result of basking in TGO's glow so regularly.
     
  24. Starburns_

    Starburns_ Super Moderator

    Richmond
    Other teams:
    Packers, Stars, The Exers
    Mar 30, 2011
    44,307
    Out searching for Pokemon
    Maher is just receiving praise for seeing the error of his ways and converting to the holy beverage. :drunk:
     
  25. Procrastinator35

    Procrastinator35 Brownlow Medallist

    Hawthorn
    Other teams:
    Man Utd Green Bay Melb Storm
    Feb 24, 2013
    22,976
    The GoldenBrown Heart of Victoria
    And so, the word has become deed....Praise.
     

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