Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo - Volume 2

[western royboy]

Do you reckon they could get the skinny nerd a jacket that fits?

That’s his look

 

[Custard Guts]

 

[NSWCROW]

Jezza is the GOATS monday hero


All is forgiven

 

[Art Vandelay_]

TV’s on the Dunny

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

What do people even watch on TV on Sunday nights anyway.

 

[jazzee]

Today's Tackle, a reflection.


some classic comma usage

From afar, it looks like all is not well at the kennel. The list manager went, the recruiting chief quit, the CEO’s position has been a revolving door, the president is fighting with Susan Alberti, there’s injuries and now this loss.

Cut out Mitchell and Collingwood would have been in the game notwithstanding its skill errors and forward half ball use.

I would have dated the hot girl at school notwithstanding my unattractiveness and continual ball use.

Quoted in entirety for posterity. Actually love the last two sentences.

8. BIG MAN BLUES
Port Adelaide’s Patrick Ryder will miss the next month (and hopefully it’s just a month) with an Achilles injury, but two other big men might miss because of high contact to the head. Collingwood’s Mason Cox will miss because of a wayward elbow, although his height meant contact to the head was perhaps inevitable. Cox might have to give up the bump altogether. The other is Port Adelaide’s Charlie Dixon. In late February Dixon was dismayed with the bump, claiming no one knows what constitutes an illegal or legal bump. It’s simple: You bump and hit them in the head, you are in trouble. I think Charlie’s in trouble.

It's been so long TGO forgot the little Master's nicknames. So here's a new one!

1. RETURN OF THE KING
Gary Ablett had 39, but it was a solid 39 - if you can say that - without it being a tearaway 39....

Quoted for egregious missing of 'Nic Nat Buddy Whack' related pun playing on 'this old man'. Very disappointed.

2. BUDDY, NIC NAT PUT ON A SHOW

Would have thought TGO would avoid statements like this

5. TOM MITCHELL... He’s a serious player because he goes to dark places to win the ball and is also a natural ball-winner in space.

Weird, I though the tigers played Thursday night.

On Friday night, the umpires got a couple wrong and thankfully the Tigers didn’t lose game because of it.

Hard to keep pulling a lever when you don't want to budge.

But they won’t budge on continuing to pull that free kick lever in a bid to keep the game flowing.

 

[wherearemykeys]

"Don't ever piss on history Gerard" warns TGO. Wise words indeed.

 

[Custard Guts]

"Don't ever piss on history Gerard" warns TGO. Wise words indeed.

That needs to end up on a tee shirt.

It MUST end up on a tee shirt.

 

[Hamingja]

Migraines

 

[Billy ray]

Comedians are funny. They make me laugh.

 

[Bluelegs]

Bloody AFL.

 

[Custard Guts]

Luck

SKILL

 

[wherearemykeys]

'Twould appear that TGO isn't greatly enamoured with court jester Andy Lee based on this (which lead on to His comment last night about pissing on history):

 

[Bluelegs]

'Twould appear that TGO isn't greatly enamoured with court jester Andy Lee based on this (which lead on to His comment last night about pissing on history):

Hamish and Andy

 

[Beerfish]

Andy has really gone off the rails since Megan dumped him for that potato who played for the team he supports.

 

[Custard Guts]

If the brotherhood of TGO ever needs a uniform, well ...

 

[Beerfish]

shutupandtakemymoney.gif

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Has he given up the darts yet lols

 

[Beerfish]

Homicide: I brought you gifts.
TGO: Oh thanks. We haven't got anything for you. Here, have Gerard's phone.

 

[wherearemykeys]

Brothers,
A new sermon upon which to ponder:

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

the person from whatever radio station you are from

 

[cartel]

What's Robbo referring to?

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

What's Robbo referring to?

Guy at Steve Smith's press conference took the piss and made a married at first sight joke

 

[Bluelegs]

What's Robbo referring to?

Someone from Kiis fm (Kyle and Jackie) went to the Steve Smith presser and asked a question about Married at First Sight. Twitter is in meltdown so I guess it worked out for them.

 

[happy_eagle]

Someone from Kiis fm (Kyle and Jackie) went to the Steve Smith presser and asked a question about Married at First Sight. Twitter is in meltdown so I guess it worked out for them.

Strange situation

On one hand I reckon people are taking this cricket situation way overboard. Its a game of cricket, nobody died
On the other hand, Kyle Sandilands might just be one the biggest w***ers in Australian media, with Jackie Who not too far behind.