Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

(Log in to remove this ad.)

(Log in to remove this ad.)

gutsroy

Brownlow Medallist
Joined
May 12, 2013
Posts
12,681
Likes
17,638
Location
Switzerland
AFL Club
Collingwood
That's gone straight through me, Gerard.
TGO showing us that he's human, too, down here fighting in the trenches.
Fighting with us.
Fighting the good fight.
The fight against Huddo the wanker, James Magnussen, Mick Malthouse, the boys from The Rub and drinking in moderation.
It went straight through me, too, Robbo. It went straight through us all.
 
Joined
Nov 27, 2012
Posts
2,049
Likes
8,310
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Other Teams
Knicks // NY Giants
Fitting that the piece de resistance of TGO shade towards SEN comes on the final show. Discussing the death of Tony Peek:

"Everyone from Fox Footy, everyone from The Herald Sun, *gestures at Gerard* and everyone from ...where you work... we pass on our condolences."
 
Joined
Jan 23, 2009
Posts
143
Likes
721
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Other Teams
Suns, Seahawks, Tottenham, Mets
And so another year of live TV scripture from TGO comes to an end and what a year it has been. Among many highlights (of which I'm sure I've left some out):

He was made immortal on a footy card
The decree that Tom Lynch be forever known as "The White Franklin"
Trying to convert Melissa Etheridge
The blessing of an off-cut from a wood-chopper
The outstanding performance on the ANZAC Day show
The blessed MOTGO (Mother Of TGO) appeared
The withdrawal of the letters "SEN" from the sacred text
The loss of His phone and bank details
His dismissal of the false Nerdling
The adornment of the legendary cowboy hat
The sermon on how His disciples should party
The declaration that footy food should be Cheezels, chocolate, water, Fanta and pizzas
His forgiveness of the Nerdling for swearing
The sermon on how to not judge coaches
The partaking of the sacred kebab live on air

TGO talk aside,,, the many, many stellar works of Brothers who have immortalised TGO in various Photoshop poses for future disciples to one day ruminate upon has been brilliant. Seriously, they were amazing - I struggle to draw a stick man in MS Paint.

Also if there are any people reading this with contacts in the music industry the potential for an unplugged album is right up there.

This has become my favourite thread on BF, by a long way. With a final flick of the wrist and click of the pen thank you Brothers for another outstanding year. I hope that one day the sacred comma is bestowed upon us all. May you walk in His footsteps over the off-season with kebab in one hand, Corona in the other and a Winnie Blue hanging out the mouth.

Praise.
 
Joined
May 10, 2013
Posts
79
Likes
315
Location
Bay of Pigs
AFL Club
St Kilda
TGO finished with a flourish in the post-Grand Final show.
He wondered what would have happened if the ball had spilled through for a point after Jack Darling dropped his sitter with about a minute to go.
Spoke about the prospect of Shannon Hurn then taking the kick-in, unloading a barrel and the ball being swept to the other end for a match-winning goal.
It is decreed - team that scores the point gets to take the kick in. Will become part of the AFL's off-season rule changes.
 

Max zero

Premium Platinum
Joined
Jul 19, 2005
Posts
11,959
Likes
6,826
Location
Perth
AFL Club
West Coast
TGO finished with a flourish in the post-Grand Final show.
He wondered what would have happened if the ball had spilled through for a point after Jack Darling dropped his sitter with about a minute to go.
Spoke about the prospect of Shannon Hurn then taking the kick-in, unloading a barrel and the ball being swept to the other end for a match-winning goal.
It is decreed - team that scores the point gets to take the kick in. Will become part of the AFL's off-season rule changes.
The AFL has been concerned about scoring for while. Needless to say TGO has heard their pleas and delivered upon them a foolproof way to increase the amount of goals kicked.

As per usual the AFL has failed to acknowledge greatness when they see it.
 
Top Bottom