Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

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kaypee

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Might be some good viewing tonight. I noticed Jay Clark and Tom Browne snidely claiming TGO's scooperoo about Shaw leading North forward (the fact they were days ahead has nothing to do with it). Why would these pissants even try to bother him?
 

richoatthedisco

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Might be some good viewing tonight. I noticed Jay Clark and Tom Browne snidely claiming TGO's scooperoo about Shaw leading North forward (the fact they were days ahead has nothing to do with it). Why would these pissants even try to bother him?
In parts of Africa, young men have traditionally sought to prove their bravery by sneaking up on sleeping lions and yanking their tails.

Older, wiser, men know this proves nothing but their foolhardiness (good word, that).
 

Custard Guts

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A grave insult has occurred brothers.

-----

TGO : "I just wanna know, cos you generally bring me something HOME"

The Prodigal Nerdling : "Hehyessss I know"

TGO : "I have all day thinkin' whaddiss he gonna bring me home and I was sure it was gonna be Mickey Mouse ears"

Nerdling : "Mickey Mouse ears?"

TGO : "Where are they??"

Nerdling : "I am empty handed"

TGO : "Ohhhhh, fair dunkum?"

Nerdling : "I didn't think of it until we landed back in Melbourne I though OHHH we've got to get something for Robbo!"

TGO : "Ya coulda gone through DUTY FREE!"

*TGO leads the crew in a round of raucous, knowing laughter"

Nerdling : "Ohh right the bottles? That would've been the way wouldn't it?"

TGO : "Nice bottla Jack"

----

Shame on he who flees then seeks to return to His grace without bearing appropriately repentant offerings.
 

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Custard Guts

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9 minute mark folks..
Oh my yes.

There would be a void in the annals of His teachings, were this inspired bit of oratory not recorded for posterity so I have taken the liberty.

*TGO, reading out loud a missive from one of the flock*

"THE AFL NEEDS ta move the Suns, MOVE the Suns to Tasmania, enarrrll NRL needs to move the Titans to Brisbane after that no elite teams should be based on the gold cerrr GOLD Coast fa' the forseeable future."

Then we receive a righteous dose of stirring, unvarnished TGO ... wait for it brothers.

"AAHM. T's a good argument about the Gold Coast, no doubt about that, not a lot's succeeded up there except I dunno, nightclubs. Casino's pretty good up there, the beach ... Bikini selling. Suntan lotion that goes really well. And condominiums you can buy 'em, I like condominiums it's like errr like an American, 'Merican word idnnit we jus' call 'em units high rise units but, UHMMM yeah they're in a hole lost by 92 and 95 the last two weeks UHMMM the AFL's really really worried about 'em, erryone's comin' up with suggestionsh to help 'em, the AFL're havin' a briefing tomorrow as I 'spected they will be talkin' about the Gold Coast Suns, they might give us some information on what they plan on doing or when they'll make a decision by but they certainly need some assistance. UHHHM draft picks, cash, uhhhhm I'll be honest I don't know the right answer, what I do know though is ya gotta get a club there where people wanna stay, that's the first thing they gotta do, they can put money into establishing I dunno, CULTCHA, made a suggestion last week in the office here AND I SAID IT TO JOEL SELWOOD ON RADIO yest'day *YAAAAAWN* STOP!! PICK ME BACK UP. F**K I'M TIRED. Why am I start doin' it? It's like I'm at home RIGHTO *to camera operator* Pickitup from Joel Selwood?"

Tireless is He, for the greater good.

Bless.
 

kaypee

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Oh my yes.

There would be a void in the annals of His teachings, were this inspired bit of oratory not recorded for posterity so I have taken the liberty.

*TGO, reading out loud a missive from one of the flock*

"THE AFL NEEDS ta move the Suns, MOVE the Suns to Tasmania, enarrrll NRL needs to move the Titans to Brisbane after that no elite teams should be based on the gold cerrr GOLD Coast fa' the forseeable future."

Then we receive a righteous dose of stirring, unvarnished TGO ... wait for it brothers.

"AAHM. T's a good argument about the Gold Coast, no doubt about that, not a lot's succeeded up there except I dunno, nightclubs. Casino's pretty good up there, the beach ... Bikini selling. Suntan lotion that goes really well. And condominiums you can buy 'em, I like condominiums it's like errr like an American, 'Merican word idnnit we jus' call 'em units high rise units but, UHMMM yeah they're in a hole lost by 92 and 95 the last two weeks UHMMM the AFL's really really worried about 'em, erryone's comin' up with suggestionsh to help 'em, the AFL're havin' a briefing tomorrow as I 'spected they will be talkin' about the Gold Coast Suns, they might give us some information on what they plan on doing or when they'll make a decision by but they certainly need some assistance. UHHHM draft picks, cash, uhhhhm I'll be honest I don't know the right answer, what I do know though is ya gotta get a club there where people wanna stay, that's the first thing they gotta do, they can put money into establishing I dunno, CULTCHA, made a suggestion last week in the office here AND I SAID IT TO JOEL SELWOOD ON RADIO yest'day *YAAAAAWN* STOP!! PICK ME BACK UP. F**K I'M TIRED. Why am I start doin' it? It's like I'm at home RIGHTO *to camera operator* Pickitup from Joel Selwood?"

Tireless is He, for the greater good.

Bless.
Appears the video has now been edited, confirming my long-held belief that while no one reads or pays attention to the Herald Sun, the Herald Sun certainly reads bigfooty (being its primary source)
 
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