Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

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Consolaçao

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Caught the replay of Monday’s sermon this morning and was struck by TGO’s opening words, ‘we have so many (pause) interesting stuff to talk about’. His command of the language is such that he is able to revise its fundamental rules at will.
‘Stuff’ is now a countable noun and for that we are blessed.
 

Tom14

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Brothers, have you ever witnessed a soul molested by as much crestfallen pain as TGO's while wrestling with the whys of hair 'whiting'?

My devoted heart aches.
You could see the inner turmoil in his soul as he paused, momentarily speechless following wrestling with the whys of hair 'whiting'.

Jesus only had 40 days and nights in the desert - TGO has borne the pain of 15 years of Essendon in the wilderness. Truly He has suffered for their sins.
 

Hoos

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It's been committed to the internet for posterity and bears repeated viewing.


WHOOOY?!
Words cannot adequately convey the feelings that run through our collective hearts, oh my brothers, as we bear witness to TGO laying bare his soul over the eternal temptation that is the hair whiting.

That pause. My brothers, that pause. Followed quickly by a groan of utter dismay and anguish. One wonders how he found the strength later in the week to venture to the Warrandyte Post Office to retrieve the holy elixir (Jim Beam).

Praise.
 

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Father Jack

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Just curious... Does TGO have a brother, and did he take a weekend off for his brother's wedding?

It's a job you fool, and people deserve time off for important moments in family life.

What an imbecile. If only he had hair to 'whiting'.
Once you are called you leave behind your old family and you have a new family, and this new family has very important moments in its family life every weekend during the footy season, except maybe the byes if you want to stretch things.
 

Hamingja

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Just curious... Does TGO have a brother, and did he take a weekend off for his brother's wedding?

It's a job you fool, and people deserve time off for important moments in family life.

What an imbecile. If only he had hair to 'whiting'.
TGOs brother would be wise enough to select one of the other 25 weekends of the year.
 

rogiebear93

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May 17, 2017
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A photo out of context and not indicative of the play at all, yet...

Tis clear evidence of a hold and must be bequeathed to the AFL as clear evidence that a free kick be given in retrospect. Only the great one has such powers.

Praise be!

730040
 

Bloodied52

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Once you are called you leave behind your old family and you have a new family, and this new family has very important moments in its family life every weekend during the footy season, except maybe the byes if you want to stretch things.
Just as Zeus had to righteously **** off his rellos and Hermes, so too TGO has dispensed with the Nerdling.

All Praise Mayonnaise.
 

Custard Guts

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Jerusalem, Mecca and the Warrandyte Post Office.
I'd wager neither Jerusalem nor Mecca boasts a ready supply of Chiko Rolls a mere stab pass away.



Bear witness brothers, for Google Street View tells the tale.

Truly these are blessed lands, for He hath ritually stumbled this path.

A pilgrimage may be in order.
 

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