Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[Elixuh]

Chris Scott disrespecting Charlie Cameron

 

[cartel]

I never knew you could fracture an oesophagus (which doesn't have any bones) until tonight

 

[Beerfish]

Dale Alcock before yesterday

Also it is decreed that Alcock is now pronounced fonetikally rather than the more widely accepted, until now pronunciation of Allcock.

 

[George]

Hall of Flame

 

[Tom14]

Running the AFL like a Country Football League Competition

 

[Custard Guts]

Gerard: A day of complete misfortune for Steele Sidebottom, who GOT KICKED IN THE NUTS during training ...

TGO: OhhhheeeWOT?

Gerard: ... and ended up in hospital, for surgery tonight!

TGO: HE GOT KICKED?

Gerard: That's what happened!

TGO: IN THE NUTS? YOU JUST SAID THAT. GERARD WHATELEY JUST SAID, EEE GOT KICKED. IN. THE NUTS!

*crew giggling*

TGO: I SAID the word SCROTUM the other week and YA LOOKED AT ME LIKE oh SORRY 'BOUT THAT KIDS! Anyhow let's be serious ...

Gerard: It's not a laughing matter.

TGO: OI KNOWhahahahehe ...

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On a side brothers, I'm equal parts awed and unsurprised at TGO matter-of-fact familiarising the flock with the immediate consequences of getting kicked in the nuts.

Nobody said the righteous path was an easy one.

 

[Procrastinator35]

I'd wager neither Jerusalem nor Mecca boasts a ready supply of Chiko Rolls a mere stab pass away.



Bear witness brothers, for Google Street View tells the tale.

Truly these are blessed lands, for He hath ritually stumbled this path.

A pilgrimage may be in order.

Is it just the camera angle brother Guts....Or are those parking bays suitable for stretch Limousines only?....Doth thine eyes deceive me?

 

[richoatthedisco]

"Oi dunno about you,, but when oi've got so much things goin' on in me head, oi dunno what's goin' on, oi need to think, righto-righto."

 

[Hoos]

"Oi dunno about you,, but when oi've got so much things goin' on in me head, oi dunno what's goin' on, oi need to think, righto-righto."

Praise, brother. For surely such a sage observation as this has never been read by your faithful interlocutor, before undertaking the rigors of the day ahead. It's as if the common dirt has been washed from my eyes.

"Righto-righto."

Praise.

 

[Consolaçao]

"Oi dunno about you,, but when oi've got so much things goin' on in me head, oi dunno what's goin' on, oi need to think, righto-righto."

Many are probably unaware that this is a direct quote from the Australian translation of Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky.
Raskolnikov, having dispatched the money lender, and just prior to embarking upon his delirious, feverish wanderings of St Petersburg, spoke these precise words. Only TGO could so seamlesslessly weave the words of the Russian master into one of his sermons.
Praise.

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

Many are probably unaware that this is a direct quote from the Australian translation of Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky.
Raskolnikov, having dispatched the money lender, and just prior to embarking upon his delirious, feverish wanderings of St Petersburg, spoke these precise words. Only TGO could so seamlesslessly weave the words of the Russian master into one of his sermons.
Praise.

You brother have raised a sage point. How often in his Slurmons and in his Letters to the disciples has he sought to enlighten us to minor feats of oratory and pieces of literature?

Gogol's "Dead Souls" - Andrew Demetriou
Martin L King (the other Kingy) gave a speech discussing having a dream - Hird restoration.

 

[cfc4life]

Interviewing Dante Exum

"What position do you play?"

Exum- "Point guard"

"Where do you stand?"

 

[Beerfish]

interlocutor

Ooo good word, brother good word that.

 

[Hoos]

Ooo good word, brother good word that.

Thanks be to the right honourable Sir Humphrey Appleby.

 

[Custard Guts]

Is it just the camera angle brother Guts....Or are those parking bays suitable for stretch Limousines only?....Doth thine eyes deceive me?

Buses, I assume brother Procrastinator, for the pilgrims who cometh in devoted droves, like seagulls to a chip.

 

[Consolaçao]

Interviewing Dante Exum

"What position do you play?"

Exum- "Point guard"

"Where do you stand?"

Surely by this he meant to ask where does Dante Exum stand on the ontological status of art. As in, is ‘art’ really about physical objects or abstract structures?

 

[juice t]

Shawshank Redemption

 

[moogerfooger]

The anals of history

 

[AnimalEnclosure]

Port Adelaide president David Cock.
It is decreed

 

[Father Jack]

Interviewing Dante Exum

"What position do you play?"

Exum- "Point guard"

"Where do you stand?"

is that meant to be self evident to the basketball literate? Which is, of course, akin to expecting Buddha to be conversant in the finer points of Papal investiture

 

[Elixuh]

Wingmen

 

[Procrastinator35]

Wingmen

 

[moogerfooger]

Josh Jeff Kennedy

 

[Custard Guts]

"Ruck-midfielda combo-mojo"

 

[The Made Guy]

TGO enjoyed a well-deserved 47 beers at the AFLPA Awards tonight.