Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

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Custard Guts

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Exalted be TGO for standing astride the mount and proclaiming loudly and without fear to the false prophets of teetotalism that bongs and elite footy, are cordial and righteous bedfellows.

And blessed too, be TGO's "aunties" who may partake of a ritual doobie, some casual Maui Wowie, or the occasional jive with Mary Jane, for they are merely living His word.

And who among us brothers, dare fault they, nor Willie, for that.
 

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DickDunn

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I've often thought TGO would make a great TV publicist and tonight's promotional effort only confirmed it:

TGO: Everyone at nine thirty, I dunn even know what's on at nine thirty on a Wensdy night ... tune in to Brian Lake. It is ummmmm.....I saw some highlights of that today. It is brutal. *long pause*
Anyway. If you wanna watch something, watch that. Nine thirty. No ads.
*Nerdling interjects*
TGO: Oh, there is ads. Two ads.
 

western royboy

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i have a young pacer by a sire called Sportswriter that is at the moment unnamed. It’s too early to tell whether he will make it but getting close to having to give him a race name.

I had “Crash Craddock” in mind but I’m now open to honouring TGO instead.

As a side issue - should I geld him or leave him as a bull? 🤷‍♂️
 

Hoos

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i have a young pacer by a sire called Sportswriter that is at the moment unnamed. It’s too early to tell whether he will make it but getting close to having to give him a race name.

I had “Crash Craddock” in mind but I’m now open to honouring TGO instead.

As a side issue - should I geld him or leave him as a bull? 🤷‍♂️
You already know the answer that you seek, brother.

Praise.
 

Custard Guts

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i have a young pacer by a sire called Sportswriter that is at the moment unnamed. It’s too early to tell whether he will make it but getting close to having to give him a race name.

I had “Crash Craddock” in mind but I’m now open to honouring TGO instead.
The seed of 'Sportswriter' has a name foretold in the stars, unlike any other, as if handpicked by He himself ...

'Good Word That'

He will be pleased, and surely shower His ample blessings, and countless wagers, upon the sacred steed.

Make it so brother.
 

richoatthedisco

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#VICBIAS
What about the gelding? Yes/No
TGO has chosen not to spawn, for He cannot be replicated, and the crushing burden that would come with being Son of TGO would be too much for even a semi-deity to bear.

The seed of 'Sportswriter' has a name foretold in the stars, unlike any other, as if handpicked by He himself ...

'Good Word That'

He will be pleased, and surely shower His ample blessings, and countless wagers, upon the sacred steed.

Make it so brother.
Heartily endorsed, Brother Guts.

Other possibilities should Sportswriter turn out to be a prolific sire:
The Holy Comma
A RACIST, GERARD!
Whiting
Put His Arms Around Him
I Dunno, I Dunno
 

Custard Guts

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TGO has chosen not to spawn, for He cannot be replicated, and the crushing burden that would come with being Son of TGO would be too much for even a semi-deity to bear.


Heartily endorsed, Brother Guts.

Other possibilities should Sportswriter turn out to be a prolific sire:
The Holy Comma
A RACIST, GERARD!
Whiting
Put His Arms Around Him
I Dunno, I Dunno
Ooooh. Now I'm very, very torn.
 

Starburns_

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TGO has chosen not to spawn, for He cannot be replicated, and the crushing burden that would come with being Son of TGO would be too much for even a semi-deity to bear.


Heartily endorsed, Brother Guts.

Other possibilities should Sportswriter turn out to be a prolific sire:
The Holy Comma
A RACIST, GERARD!
Whiting
Put His Arms Around Him
I Dunno, I Dunno
Wristflick Robbo
 

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Buzz Hawk

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TGO must know something we don’t (which is self evident of course).
On more than one occasion referring to the granny being “tomorra”.
Eg with Stevie J, “you’re pretty close to Jezza Cameron, ya mates, how do ya think he’ll go tomorra”.
 

Procrastinator35

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TGO has chosen not to spawn, for He cannot be replicated, and the crushing burden that would come with being Son of TGO would be too much for even a semi-deity to bear.
Let it be known that TGO has a son....I worked with him some 15 years ago....He would be about 30 years of age now.
 

Beerfish

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i have a young pacer by a sire called Sportswriter that is at the moment unnamed. It’s too early to tell whether he will make it but getting close to having to give him a race name.

I had “Crash Craddock” in mind but I’m now open to honouring TGO instead.

As a side issue - should I geld him or leave him as a bull? 🤷‍♂️
Not sure if there's a word limit but I would humbly throw You Are A w***er Andy Maher into the mix.
 

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