Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

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AnimalEnclosure

Debutant
May 10, 2013
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Bay of Pigs
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Fellow brethren and sithren,
At first I felt this may be blasphemous, taking the Football Lord's name in vain.
But the likeness is so uncanny, the depth of character so nuanced, it can only be an homage to the People's Prince:
Has pretty much nailed TGO's sacred utterances here.
Just needs the exasperated rubbing of the dome at the same time
 

Disco Brad

Rookie
Jun 13, 2018
45
165
AFL Club
Sydney
I'm a couple of days behind as I've been marking my students English books in my role as an English teacher at an international school. However, I wish I'd watched TGO eloquent Monday night slurman on the Collingwood Football Club first. For only then, my fellow brethren, would I have learnt that I have been doing my job all wrong as Adam Treloar "was never not good enough to play AFL football, never not good enough to achieve in life!" Questioning Gerard with "are you carry some semblance of that thought?" and then topping it off with this on Travis Varcoe "he was probably never not known to be a lock down defender," - At this stage I needed to press the pause button and ponder my own flawed musings on why the double negative does not exist in English because I have learnt from the master that I have never not learnt nothing and that all is possible if we wish it to be. I prostrate myself at the feet of my grammar melding Messiah and wonder if I will ever reach true enlightenment in the English language. Praise!
 

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kaypee

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Aug 21, 2008
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Just disgraceful , lazy , diabetics type 2 behaviour. Herald sun pay thus test . Fk me.
Well played Nick Vlaustin.


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you seem to have missed the lesson. that's not a criticism. one just needs to submit. it doesn't really matter what the facts are. TGO provides a new way of thinking. Vlaustin would do well to think about it in these terms: does anybody other than TGO know whether he touched the footy? Answer: no. you may think you touched it, but you never really know. that's why TGO walks among us.
 

DickDunn

Premiership Player
Sep 8, 2011
3,946
4,324
AFL Club
West Coast
I'm a couple of days behind as I've been marking my students English books in my role as an English teacher at an international school. However, I wish I'd watched TGO eloquent Monday night slurman on the Collingwood Football Club first. For only then, my fellow brethren, would I have learnt that I have been doing my job all wrong as Adam Treloar "was never not good enough to play AFL football, never not good enough to achieve in life!" Questioning Gerard with "are you carry some semblance of that thought?" and then topping it off with this on Travis Varcoe "he was probably never not known to be a lock down defender," - At this stage I needed to press the pause button and ponder my own flawed musings on why the double negative does not exist in English because I have learnt from the master that I have never not learnt nothing and that all is possible if we wish it to be. I prostrate myself at the feet of my grammar melding Messiah and wonder if I will ever reach true enlightenment in the English language. Praise!
PRAISE
 

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DickDunn

Premiership Player
Sep 8, 2011
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TGO appears to have been infected with a virus of the non-corona variety, brothers. Or is he just testing the faithful? His pro-China policy I’m not crazy about but I do like his anti-BCCI policy,
 

Grand Uncle Horace

Brownlow Medallist
May 24, 2017
23,968
28,144
Old South Grandstand
AFL Club
Sydney
Imagine sitting across the Table from TGO at a Yum Cha with a laden Lazy Susan spinning treats and and on the side, Coronas in the ice buckets.

China - Tick

Then imagine TGO trapped in an Indian vegetarian cafe and the look of sadness as he is denied a beef curry and then him being thunderstruck when told alcohol is not permitted.

India
 

All Aust

Baby Got Back
Oct 29, 2020
113
178
AFL Club
Richmond
I'm a couple of days behind as I've been marking my students English books in my role as an English teacher at an international school. However, I wish I'd watched TGO eloquent Monday night slurman on the Collingwood Football Club first. For only then, my fellow brethren, would I have learnt that I have been doing my job all wrong as Adam Treloar "was never not good enough to play AFL football, never not good enough to achieve in life!" Questioning Gerard with "are you carry some semblance of that thought?" and then topping it off with this on Travis Varcoe "he was probably never not known to be a lock down defender," - At this stage I needed to press the pause button and ponder my own flawed musings on why the double negative does not exist in English because I have learnt from the master that I have never not learnt nothing and that all is possible if we wish it to be. I prostrate myself at the feet of my grammar melding Messiah and wonder if I will ever reach true enlightenment in the English language. Praise!
Spoken english
 

Grand Uncle Horace

Brownlow Medallist
May 24, 2017
23,968
28,144
Old South Grandstand
AFL Club
Sydney
Happy New Year TGO from all your humble followers.

No doubt Santa delivered the goods:

* a pallet of Coronas
* five year contract for free South Melbourne Bomber dimmies
* a new doona made from Kebab wrappers
* 1,203 new "word" entries in the Oxford Robbo Dictionary but a disappointing 57 in the Macquarrie
* a life size framed photograph of TGO and Mr R Murdoch
* dropping of all taxes on Winnie Blues.

Like most of us I am wondering what TGO's ny resolutions may be? Of course being an expression of perfection, TGO has no need for self improvement resolutions. I reckon his resolutions are directed to improving the world. I have come up with the obvious-

* Final lethal Strike throughs of Hutchy the Jabberer and the Bar-Rat?

Pretty sure my brothrez and sistrez can come up with similarly selfless NY resolutions.
 

All Aust

Baby Got Back
Oct 29, 2020
113
178
AFL Club
Richmond
Happy New Year TGO from all your humble followers.

No doubt Santa delivered the goods:

* a pallet of Coronas
* five year to contract for free South Melbourne Bomber dimmies
* a new doona made from Kebab wrappers
* 1,203 new "word" entries in the Oxford Robbo Dictionary but a disappointing 57 in the Macquarrie
* a life size framed photograph of TGO and Mr R Murdoch
* dropping of all taxes on Winnie Blues.

Like most of us I am wondering what TGO's ny resolutions may be? Of course being an expression of perfection, TGO has no need for self improvement resolutions. I reckon his resolutions are directed to improving the world. I have come up with the obvious-

* Final lethal Strike throughs of Hutchy the Jabberer and the Bar-Rat?

Pretty sure my brothrez and sistrez can come up with similarly selfless NY resolutions.
Find a better hangover cure than DOG or the HARE of WHATEVER GERRARD. Then a 20 minute rambling mumble however the words "Brownie" and "Dermie" are clearly audible.

An endless supply of first aid to tend to all the scrapes sustained from all thems trippings, feets into words, mouths.

Write a note to Patties to incorporate nicotine n bundy into a 4 and 20. 2021 is all about efficiency. THE PIES ARE ALL MINE GERRARD.

More ads.

More pies supplied to eat in ad breaks. How about them new varieties of pies eh?

More Nappin.
 

western royboy

Brownlow Medallist
Sep 30, 2008
10,667
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Western Victoria
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Brisbane Lions
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Chelsea
Brothers - gather around for I bring great news.

I awoke yesterday from my slumber to find this on my feed
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Naturally I knew this was to be a great day...and so it was.
The little fella ”Good Word That” was off to Mildura later in the night and I should have joined the dots a lot earlier, but I digress.

I was stunned by tis final acknowledgment from the real media of the greatness of TGO.

With a spring in my step I headed off on the long trek. I was stunned by the market moves 7’s into 4’s, what is going on I wondered. Arriving on course there was confidence that the son of Sportswriter could get the job done, but not from me, was I the doubting Thomas?

The race did not go to plan, instead of holding the lead we settled back and I was happy to run a drum, but I needn’t have worried, at the 300m he pulled out and and quickly put the odds favourite to sleep saluting by 5 metres.

As I fought back true tears of Joy, I looked to my tweet and knew I had been told. TGO had spoken and so it was.
 

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