Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

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citizen-erased

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Watching TGO last night I saw that He doesn't put sauce on His pie. Normally I will follow His guidance, but on this, I just cannot agree.
it might be in his pie?
i do that. lid off, sauce in, lid back on.
the forest of a beard i have makes it necessary.
 

Custard Guts

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TGO welcome's Gil with a bountiful harvest.
Hark forward from this image brothers, and kindred scenes in the aftermath, said bounty plundered by TGO alone, leaving nought but crumpled wrappers and a trail of dead horse then beseeching Gil, arms outstretched with a double wrist flick for effect to "LOOK UPON MY WORKS ye mighty, and DESPAIR!"

Oh to bear witness to but a taste of His powers.
 

moogerfooger

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TGO welcome's Gil with a bountiful harvest.
The one who eats everything must not treat with contempt the one who does not, and the one who does not eat everything must not judge the one who does, for God has accepted them. Romans 14:3

Truer words have never been spoken, brothers.
 

gingernuts

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There is great news. A hidden gem unbeknown, dare I say it a gospel singer has "outed" himself.
Dwayne Russell on the left and Jimmy Swaggart Family Worship Centre gospel singer Randy Knaps on the right.

I will go out on limb and suggest TGO loves randy naps

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The Hopper

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Brothers and sisters, I cannot recommend the latest iteration of the Herald Sun footy podcast enough. It is just TGO, freed from the shackles imposed by the Nerdling, delivering his holy sermons and dunking on Mick Warner. Bless
I can't stop envisaging Robbo dunking. More graceful than Jordan, more athletic than Dominique, more powerful than Zion. Untucked and gravy stains on his top. Can you see it too?
 

gutsroy

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I can't stop envisaging Robbo dunking. More graceful than Jordan, more athletic than Dominique, more powerful than Zion. Untucked and gravy stains on his top. Can you see it too?
Verily, brother Hopper, the true question is: Who cannot?
The grace, the sheer power with which he bends mere mortals' spirits to his will and breaks and subjugates those who refuse to submit and show deference.
In my imaginings, the callow nerdling is also present, doomed as he is to forever bear witness to TGO's majesty, to forever be in the physical presence of greatness whilst never possessing the faintest chance of residing on the same spiritual plane as his master. At times, I must confess that I do pity the nerdling, for all his faults and comparative lack of charisma, animal magnetism and ability to sink that blessed mead know to some of TGO's followers as piss.
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western royboy

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Brothers and sisters, I cannot recommend the latest iteration of the Herald Sun footy podcast enough. It is just TGO, freed from the shackles imposed by the Nerdling, delivering his holy sermons and dunking on Mick Warner. Bless
Would that be ”TGO Unchained” Brother Jester? praise
 

3rd Grade Maggy

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Verily, brother Hopper, the true question is: Who cannot?
The grace, the sheer power with which he bends mere mortals' spirits to his will and breaks and subjugates those who refuse to submit and show deference.
In my imaginings, the callow nerdling is also present, doomed as he is to forever bear witness to TGO's majesty, to forever be in the physical presence of greatness whilst never possessing the faintest chance of residing on the same spiritual plane as his master. At times, I must confess that I do pity the nerdling, for all his faults and comparative lack of charisma, animal magnetism and ability to sink that blessed mead know to some of TGO's followers as piss.
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Surely, those that have read the words of Brother Shea Serrano would agree, that verily, each dunk by TGO would be, a disrespectful dunk.
 

kaypee

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TGO 3:16 says " I just cracked a tinny "
Transubtiation has long needed an update for millennials. I know TGO transcends all religions and perhaps all Gods (being one himself) but a tinny being cracked at St Peter's may be the way for the Pope to draw back his lapsed flock. God bless you TGO - assuming you're not God. and if you are bless yourself. PBUH. crack....
 

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