Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[Randall Stevens]

Robbi getting upset at The Hawks and Tigers.
Spare us mate.

The temerity of clubs preparing for finals as they see fit!
It is far more important that Richmond make their players available to spout clichés to Herald Sun reporters this week than to prepare for a Preliminary Final in the manner the club believes gives them the best chance of winning.

 

[Custard Guts]

Camping outside the G to guarantee a primo seat for the prelim.

Passionate

Ridiculous.

 

[Zephiisdaman]

Even if TGO were to pass out during the half time break while covering a game, after his 12th beer, and 3 pies, a hot dog and a bag of jam donuts, we need not worry. His musings on said contest would remain constant. Unaffected. Unwavering. One wonders whether Gerry would even notice the difference, while basking in TGO's reflective glow.

Going on a tangent here. But from your post here i assume TGO is on a cleansing diet, where is the bag of steamed dim sims and 6 durries?
Never thought I would see the day when TGO succumbed to the whims of fashion and popular opinion. I always considered him an outlier to healthy living.

 

[Zephiisdaman]

View attachment 558336 View attachment 558337 Brothers, watching the gospel last night I came across a divine moment.
Coincidence or not.....

Our TGO wouldn't defend the kiddy fiddlers either. Death would be smitten down.

 

[NSWCROW]

Nick Riewoldt = public enemy #1

GIVE THE MAN HIS HI-VIS VEST !!!!

 

[Stig O'Hara]

TGO partakes of the clothing gifts.

 

[Hoos]

Going on a tangent here. But from your post here i assume TGO is on a cleansing diet, where is the bag of steamed dim sims and 6 durries?

My mistake. I naturally assumed he had the dimmies while waiting for a taxi to the game. I only didn't mention the smokes because I just thought he'd plough through half a pack during the game.

Praise.

 

[Buzz Hawk]

TGO on Tom Lynch’s manager, “Tom Lynch’s manager has come out and said! He came out and said he would swear on his son’s loif, that he hasn’t made his mind up yet!”.
Nerdling, “That was Andrew Gaff’s manager”.

 

[Andrewy]

TGO on Tom Lynch’s manager, “Tom Lynch’s manager has come out and said! He came out and said he would swear on his son’s loif, that he hasn’t made his mind up yet!”.
Nerdling, “That was Andrew Gaff’s manager”.

 

[wherearemykeys]

Brothers,

TGO appeared on "The Beep Test" on Saturday night (not something I'd normally watch) and it was an appearance littered with highlights including:

Lehmo (on TGO sitting next to Lawrence Mooney): "...you know what this reminds me of Gerard, you know the Muppets Stadler and Waldorf, the 2 old blokes throwing hand grenades"
TGO (for it was He): "F### off Lehmo"

Lehmo: "What do you listen to Robbo when you lose your Kevin Bloody Wilson tape, what do you put in?"
TGO: "No I don't listen to Kevin Bloody Wilson tape, I have different times of the morning and late night music. 2am is different to 10pm".
Mooney: "What's happening at 2am?"
TGO: "Ask Gerard. You know that infection I had?"

On a discussion around journos copping it from players/coaches:
TGO: "I don't want to name names that's unfair but Dennis Pagan gave it to me one day something fierce. And I really like Dennis but oh did he give it to me. Parkin gave it to me fierce one day".
Nerdling: "And you took a legendary phone call from Andrew Demetriou one day".
TGO: "You're not bad are ya, putting me under the bus. It was written up in the Australian so we can talk about it."
a bit more discussion then this -
TGO: "I've been watching a Few Good Men on Fox right now, on classic movies and if I'm flickin' over and I look at the time I always listen to the last bit where Jack Nicholson's goin' off his head. Andrew Demetriou was going off his head at me, Just going just absolutely going off his dial. And he goes "Do I make myself clear?" And I said "crystal"". This was followed by an impersonation of Nicholson saying "crystal".

Host: "You've gotta get 8 (to win)"
TGO: "F###. We were 7-2 up anyway. I'm not competitive but it's not a f###ing draw"
Mooney: "Nobody has ever kept score before, I love it"
TGO: "I'm competitive".

I may have forgotten some stuff, I transcribed it the best I could.

Praise.

 

[Beerfish]

The temerity of clubs preparing for finals as they see fit!
It is far more important that Richmond make their players available to spout clichés to Herald Sun reporters this week than to prepare for a Preliminary Final in the manner the club believes gives them the best chance of winning.

And TGO did smite them from the comp. That'll learn em.

 

[Hoos]

TGO. Whose that? Jason Johannisen! He’s a freak show isn’t he!

Philistine! Blasphemer! Burn the heretic!

 

[Max zero]

TGO to Ellliot Yeo: "Can you be intimidated from watching another team play on TV?"

Good question I know I am full of all sorts of feelings when I see TGO on the television.

 

[Andrewy]

TGO to Ellliot Yeo: "Can you be intimidated from watching another team play on TV?"

Good question I know I am full of all sorts of feelings when I see TGO on the television.

 

[Hoos]

Sorry that was a direct quote from TGO

My mistake.

Praise.

 

[Back One Out]

TGO imparting life’s lessons and wisdom to Josh Jenkins:

“It’s a crap world out there. Stay in the football bubble.”

 

[Le Grille]

TGO imparting life’s lessons and wisdom to Josh Jenkins:

“It’s a crap world out there. Stay in the football bubble.”

By football bubble does he mean the goal square

 

[Max zero]

TGO imparting life’s lessons and wisdom to Josh Jenkins:

“It’s a crap world out there. Stay in the football bubble.”

If anyone knows about creating your own reality to live in it's TGO.

A reality founded on rampant emotion, a worn thesaurus and alcohol.

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Bless you Brother Delia.

 

[wherearemykeys]

TGO eating a kebab live on air. All is well with the world. Praise

 

[NSWCROW]

Got a bitta spice to it that one !! - PROVERBS 2:12


TGO sampling the body of christ on air

 

[Schraderbrau]

robbo eats kebab on air then references con air.

this is my dream pundit

 

[juice t]

TGO asking for a smoke to go with the body of christ

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

Pray for the poor junior producer who tries to remove the food.