Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[TheInjuryFactory]

Systems
Tryna get it through the sticks

 

[Le Grille]

I’d pay big money for a monthly volume of stream of consciousness writing (phonetically written of course)


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[Le Grille]

When does TGO get the biopic?


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[DickDunn]

*Nerdling shows a clip of Tim Paine sinking a shot from half-court*

TGO: *dismissively* Not as good as Wentworth.

From now on all feats of athleticism shall be judged by this holy criteria

 

[George]

Did Mooney just say Cripps was 'busting his ring hole' trying to get Carlton a win?

Could we be seeing the birth of TGO's first son live on air?

Praise.

 

[Hamingja]

Who would you rather be

Nerdling stitching him up again.

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

“I agree with Tim Watson’s comments on... Gerard’s radio station”

TGO very nearly mentioned the radio station that shall no be named but managed to restrain himself. Great self discipline once again.

 

[jazzee]

“I agree with Tim Watson’s comments on... Gerard’s radio station”

TGO very nearly mentioned the radio station that shall no be named but managed to restrain himself. Great self discipline once again.

I do love that he refuses to mention his previous place of employment.

 

[Elixuh]

GERARD. WHAT IS MY WEDNESDAY LOVE.

 

[rumply]

Who would you rather be

Nerdling stitching him up again.

Yet TGO made the right choice - neither!

 

[Boultzboi]

1 min in and TGO already has the crew in stiches, this will be a great sermon

Praise become Him

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[moogerfooger]

Not knowing Gerard says "on the 360 agenda" on every intro until show 837. Praise.

 

[moogerfooger]

Quite possibly TGO's signature moment in all the years of 360. All hail the great man.

TGO: OK, I got a surprise for you. For the first time ever, I've just really listened to your intro, cos I got a phone call from a friend of mine tonight and he's going "on the 360 agenda". And other people have said it to me and tonight I listened and it's quite right, "on the 360 agenda". You've been doing it for like eight years

Nerdling: So we've broken new ground, you've listened for the first time

TGO: Nah, well I sorta listen but I'm worrying about what I'm gonna say instead of what you're gonna say, which is not a funny thing because ya know I just say "hello Gerard" so I don't have a lot to think about. But it just hammered home because only half an hour ago someone said "360 agenda". With that nasally voice that they take you off

Nerdling: I'll be self conscious for good now!

TGO: You'll be right


Words cannot do this justice because each time he says "360 agenda" he imparts greater levels of, shall we say, the moron element into it. This is must see TV.

 

[Father Jack]

Reminds me of the time when Gerard was sitting there looking smug after an intro that featured much camera zooming and panning, only to realise that TGO never bothered to look up from fiddling with his pen and missed the whole thing, rendering the exercise completely pointless.

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

He sounded like he was imitating Walt Jr from Breaking Bad when he said ‘360 agenda.’

 

[darren forssman]

Australia must now swap the green and gold for the English blue.

 

[Custard Guts]

Reminding the umpires of their place in the natural order

Russia

 

[Boultzboi]

Is this one of the banned words?

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[George]

Wasn't TGO going off only last week about umpires needing to be treated with more respect?

With a flick of the wrist, and seemingly a flick of the brain, the scripture is re-written.

Praise.

 

[jazzee]

Wasn't TGO going off only last week about umpires needing to be treated with more respect?

With a flick of the wrist, and seemingly a flick of the brain, the scripture is re-written.

Praise.

Ha, came to write pretty much the exact same thing. He even retweeted it again he was so staggered.

Also liked this -


It's on!

 

[TheExtractorFactor]

bobdowd

 

[George]

How many beers down is the almighty one?

9pm, I'd say at least into the 20's.

 

[Elixuh]

How many beers down is the almighty one?

9pm, I'd say at least into the 20's.

Beers to TGO are like what cans of coke no sugar are to Kenny in the coaches box.

 

[kaypee]

Robbo wrote today Bolton was safe until next year. Surely this defiance will not go unpunished. Carlton will spend even more years in the wilderness. #believerobbo

 

[Tom14]

Praise be, are we about to be blessed with a new image of TGO in tonights slurmon?