Certified Legendary Thread The Cult of Robbo Volume 3

[AnimalEnclosure]

''How long will it take?''
Who else but TGO would ask this question ?

 

[Gizmo]

Another day of Robbomania on Twitter.

 

[AnimalEnclosure]

TGO: ''You make a really good point about 22 year olds. What we're you doing at 22?''
Nerdling: ''Well, I was at the Herald Sun.''
TGO: ''I dunno what I was doin'.''

He was lost and then he was found. Praise.

 

[wherearemykeys]

TGO to Nick Riewoldt about pay cuts:

TGO (for it was He): "The Chief Executive goes tooooooo Savannah who's working on the front desk and says Hey Savvy"
NW: "Savannah? Where'd you, where'd you?"
TGO: "I didn't want to say Mary, so I thought of a new name, Savannah. Savvy. I gave her a nickname. I gave a make believe girl a nickname. So I said to Savvy, "Hey Savvy, we've all gotta take a 20% pay rise cut. Everyone, except the players""
NW: laughing
TGO: "Get through Savvy, get through"

Praise.

 

[Custard Guts]

TGO, channeling the mood of a huddled nation ...

"How's my life?! ... Go ta bed, afta listenin t'you for a coupla hours. Get up inna mornin', there you are again. So oime listening, I thought, this is gunna be really interestin', n' IT WAS, I mean erryone else, we're all, we're all, listening, or watchin' on teevee taday, and oime sittin' there garn 'okay, okay, OKAY', 'OOH, ooh, oowooh', 'n then whenee said I gotta, wotwassit?, bi?

The Nerdling, knowing his cue : "A biosecurity emergency"

TGO : "Yeeeeah, I though of a moovie, I did, I thought, this, this is a movie, t's all happenin', expectin' ta turn the teevon 'n ave all these people runnin' aroun' in those big white suits 'n those see through masks, AAHM. SCARY? It was a bit confronting, I, I think's the word."

Good word that brothers, 'confronting'.

 

[Billy ray]

Eddie’s eyes ...

 

[Beerfish]

Eddie’s eyes ...View attachment 842191

They were ******* glowing. I had to ask wifey just make sure it wasn't my eyes that were ****ed.

If he's going to go on national tv looking like Ben Cousins maybe he should invest in some visine or similar.

 

[jazzee]

Worth taking a look at TGOs twitter from tonight, bit of gonzo style journalism (I think...) - highlight is him singing at 18s onwards.

 

[Procrastinator35]

Eddie’s eyes ...View attachment 842191

That's because he knows the economy is ****ed.

 

[magpienato]

Worth taking a look at TGOs twitter from tonight, bit of gonzo style journalism (I think...) - highlight is him singing at 18s onwards.

0:40 he says "There's the Pies training on the track"
What ******* drugs is this guy on

 

[Lickmesocks]

Eddie’s eyes ...View attachment 842191

the poor fella is up at 3.30 am every morning and still going at 10.30pm doing footy analysis.
Give the bloke some shades

 

[Grand Uncle Horace]

The McGuire looks like he has been getting grocery supplies from a certain yacht.

The man is yet another false prophet doomed to perdition by the truth light of TGO.

 

[NSWCROW]

We may see the blessed tears from TGO here , he looks like how i feel

 

[3rd Grade Maggy]

We're not here to headhunt people Gerard. BUT I AM!

How good to receive the missive on the holiest day.

 

[wherearemykeys]

On a special Sunday night edition a miracle occurred. TGO uttered the 3 letters He has been unable to bring Himself to say since His expulsion.

S.E.N.

Praise.

 

[jazzee]

On a special Sunday night edition a miracle occurred. TGO uttered the 3 letters He has been unable to bring Himself to say since His expulsion.

S.E.N.

Praise.

Haha, thought that. Seemed to cause him some discomfort.

Patrick Dangerfield has been warned.

 

[Snake_Baker]

I dunno how you people find the cringe level entertaining.

 

[Starburns_]

FMD.....does he....................EVER......................STOP.........................DRIBBLING........................s**t!!!!

IT'S A SICKENING LEVEL OF PONTIFICATION!!!!

GTFO!

 

[Art Vandelay_]

Nothing more fearsome than being 'champed' by our lord and saviour.

Noah

 

[happy_eagle]

I dunno how you people find the cringe level entertaining.

Don't take it so seriously and you will enjoy Robbo

 

[jazzee]

Just realised we're faced with a season of no TGO.

 

[kaypee]

Just realised we're faced with a season of no TGO.

Wrong brother: we are being offered TGO with no season - and subtle yet important distinction. It will be a sublime state in which he is released from earthly shackles of football to freely offer eternal truth to disciples. Transcendental. It's no co-incidence it's called coronavirus (or that it started in the flesh-pots of Asia). Look deeper. PBUH

 

[wherearemykeys]

Am I the only one who sensed a thinly veiled backhander in His opening comment to the Nerdling tonight regarding Him being sacked from SEN?

 

[jazzee]

True! (the bit about TGO without footy)

 

[western royboy]

I am stunned that Fox Footy has not immediately moved to a full out Truman Show 24/7 of TGO