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[Sellout Scully]

Simon Goodwin, Josh Mahoney and Todd Viney are all sitting in a car together.

Goodwin (to Mahoney): Say I've got a neat idea. Why don't you go in, bring us a talented forward and we'll all win the next premiership
Mahoney: I'll be back in a jiffy

Mahoney runs in and wheels out Chris Dawes on a wheelchair

Goodwin: That's not a talented forward
Mahoney: I'll be back in a jiffy

Mahoney goes off to find another forward

Dawes: Can I play too?

Todd Viney slowly winds the window up without making eye contact

Dawes: aww

 

[Cannon82]

Simon Goodwin, Josh Mahoney and Todd Viney are all sitting in a car together.

Goodwin (to Mahoney): Say I've got a neat idea. Why don't you go in, bring us a talented forward and we'll all win the next premiership
Mahoney: I'll be back in a jiffy

Mahoney runs in and wheels out Chris Dawes on a wheelchair

Goodwin: That's not a talented forward
Mahoney: I'll be back in a jiffy

Mahoney goes off to find another forward

Dawes: Can I play too?

Todd Viney slowly winds the window up without making eye contact

Dawes: aww

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That is utterly brutal. Three thumbs up.

 

[LeverPuller]

 

[dee_mac]

Carlton Doctors send medical reports to MRP regarding Cripps and Rowe

 

[Sellout Scully]

It's never a good sign when your defenders are using Malksham

 

[Proper Gander]

It's never a good sign when your defenders are using Malksham

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Liked for the smooth editing of the letter E. You would honestly think that was the original image.

 

[Klyntonius]

It's never a good sign when your defenders are using Malksham

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Simon Goodwin - "Ow. My defence is so brittle."

 

[Sir Hugh Percy]

Liked for the smooth editing of the letter E. You would honestly think that was the original image.

You mean, it isn't? What trickery is this?

 

[Yakker]

 

[d33my]

http://www.afl.com.au/news/2017-05-23/afl-to-suspend-players-for-gut-or-jumper-punches

THE AFL will introduce legislation immediately to give the Match Review Panel the power to suspend players for stomach and jumper punches.

Simon Lethlean: Folks, how often have you been doing a shut down role on an opposition player, only to have that player turn around and punch you right in the stomach?


Jake Melksham: Never. But it's my number one concern.

Simon Lethlean: Well with the AFL's newly introduced legislation, those worries are a thing of the past. (takes punch to stomach from mechanised arm).


Simon Lethlean: I'm okay folks! Thanks to the new legislation!


Bernie Vince: A little late for Bernie.

 

[LeverPuller]

Thanks to Sam Holland

 

[LeverPuller]

Astonighingly we avoided a post-Rd23 Simpsons teeth gnashing

 

[schmuttt]

Am I the only one uncomfortable with taking pictures from players Facebook pages? I know there is no malice involved but doesn’t feel right to me.

 

[Gysberts2Bate]

Am I the only one uncomfortable with taking pictures from players Facebook pages? I know there is no malice involved but doesn’t feel right to me.

Depends - possibly better than the oft-actual malice of anonymous attacks on footy forums

 

[PerfectFooty]

Am I the only one uncomfortable with taking pictures from players Facebook pages? I know there is no malice involved but doesn’t feel right to me.

It does feel a little intrusive, but that said they should restrict more of their sharing settings if they didn't want people to see it

 

[Russian Demon]

It does feel a little intrusive, but that said they should restrict more of their sharing settings if they didn't want people to see it

I second this one. Anybody with Facebook should be checking the settings like once a month. In the public eye that s**t should be locked down like fort knox.

 

[LeverPuller]

I second this one. Anybody with Facebook should be checking the settings like once a month. In the public eye that s**t should be locked down like fort knox.

The other thing is if it's say, his profile pic, it's not that hard to grab.

 

[Russian Demon]

The other thing is if it's say, his profile pic, it's not that hard to grab.

I'm pretty sure your profile pic won't come up at top security.

 

[LeverPuller]

I'm pretty sure your profile pic won't come up at top security.

Top security still has profile pic and cover pic.

 

[Russian Demon]

Top security still has profile pic and cover pic.

My bad

 

[PerfectFooty]

"So Long Bye Round!"


'Bye Round'

'Melbourne Needs Wins'

'Bye Round'

'Melbourne Needs Wins'

'Bye Round'

'Melbourne Needs Wins'

'Bye Round'

'Melbourne Needs Wins'

"If we give up our Bye round... We'll have to try and win again!

 

[HANDSOLO]

It’s going to be a long month....

 

[mrmonkey]

Cam Pedersen trying to prove he's worth another game.

 

[00Stinger]

At the next AFL game, Alan Richardson walks into the St Kilda dressing room with Hunter Clark to lay down some rules

Richardson: OK, hotshots, now that my Hunter is on your team, I want to make a few things clear.

Hunter Clark: [embarrassed] Please, coach, I'll be fine

Richardson: I don't want anyone to give him a hard time just because he's different with his long girly hair: no jokes, no taunting -- [spots Paddy McCartin]

[guffaws] Look, that kid's got bosoms! Who's got a wet towel?

[chases McCartin, laughing] Come here, you butterball.

McCartin: [screams] Don't make me run, I'm full of chocolate!

 

[mrmonkey]

This thread has changed it use to be about the cuts