The Da Metriou Code

[Tyler Durden007]

who was responsible for the greatest Judas act of all time...

Gary Scablett... having a sook

Roy Orbison and his massive hit "Crying"

George Harrison played with the Big O in the travelling Willburies

George 1st knew success with the Beatles...

Beetles rooting

Vegetables are a type of root

Brett Ratten is a vegetable..

THEREFORE BRETT RATTEN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SCABLETT DOGGING IT TO THE COLD TOAST!!!

 

[Knackers26]

who was responsible for the greatest Judas act of all time...

Gary Scablett... having a sook

Roy Orbison and his massive hit "Crying"

George Harrison played with the Big O in the travelling Willburies

George 1st knew success with the Beatles...

Beetles rooting

Vegetables are a type of root

Brett Ratten is a vegetable..

THEREFORE BRETT RATTEN IS RESPONSIBLE FOR SCABLETT DOGGING IT TO THE COLD TOAST!!!

Dont hijack decent threads by practically giving up after losing concentration half way through, by blatantly plagerising other posters hard efforts

 

[Snoochems]

You dick head. I know it's Shaun Micallef. If you knew anything about his work, you'd know his parody of the Big Yin from his Full Frontal days.

What makes you think I didn't know who it was? I renege your points.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Dont hijack decent threads by practically giving up after losing concentration half way through, by blatantly plagerising other posters hard efforts

You're just pissy because I don't want to meet you... and whilst your at it buy a membership you cheap ****

 

[Knackers26]

You're just pissy because I don't want to meet you... and whilst your at it buy a membership you cheap ****

Just so you know, I have purchased memberships before.
I dont mind the advertising tbh, some good products out there

 

[Cthublhu]

**** you Bayer! The best thread on the Bay in weeks. Now I'm going to have to waste time thinking up my own.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Just so you know, I have purchased memberships before.
I dont mind the advertising tbh, some good products out there

You don't need to justify your cheapness to me

 

[Geoffa32]

I wonder who is responsible for Tom Scully's eventual move to GWS

Scullyfrom the X Files

X being the 24th letter of the alphabet

The 24th Prime Minister of Australia was Paul Keating

Who was responsible for floating the Australian dollar when he was Treasurer

There are five Kangaroos on the Australian dollar coin. Andrew Demetriou played for the Kangaroos

So it is Vlad himself who is behind Tom Scully moving to GWS...........

 

[Geoffa32]

The man behind Bomber Thompson moving to Essendon???

The most famous Bomber is the B-52

Which is also a band

Who formed in Athens Georgia.

Unless you're American, the most famous Athens is the capital of Greece.

Greece is where Greek Cypriots descedended from.

The highest paid Greek Cypriot in the AFL is Andrew Demtriou......

So when Andrew Demetriou learnt that James Hird was going to be the coach of Essendon he was concerned. Concered that another few years of Essendon losing will mean less profits for the AFL. Which in turn affects his bonuses. He manipulated Bomber's move from Geelong to James Hird's side at Essendon.

 

[davywap]

Nick Maxwell last year become a Premiership Captain for Collingwood, silencing many doubters on his worthiness as an AFL captain:

"Maxwell" House is a famous brand of coffee:

"Maxwell House" is a brand and division of Kraft Foods:

"Kraft" is a well known manufacture of cheese products:

"Cheese" is a popular filling on sandwiches:

And we all know who enjoys a good sandwich:

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Therefore, Mark "Bomber" "Sandwiches" Thompson is responsible for Nick Maxwell becoming a Premiership Captain for Collingwood.

 

[charcoalchicken]

Shit thread, Hodgepodge would be good at this though.

LOL pwned yourself it got stickied bro

 

[kreuze_missile]

Surely this sticky was a mistake? If this is the type of shit that the mods like then the "MVP awards" are going to be a complete joke

 

[Bender_]

Surely this sticky was a mistake? If this is the type of shit that the mods like then the "MVP awards" are going to be a complete joke

I agree, stooping to rewarding this kind of tripe would be an insult to what promises to be such a prestigious and noble award

 

[davywap]

Surely this sticky was a mistake? If this is the type of shit that the mods like then the "MVP awards" are going to be a complete joke

Therefore if you win it you will not be accepting your award?

Not that that would ever be a concern. But then again, you never know what those crazy mods will do next.

 

[D_One]

Who is responsible for Israel Folau playing at GWS?

Israel Folau:

Israel shares his name with a controversial middles eastern country.

A favourite middle eastern food is the falafel:

But Eddie Maguire doesn’t like Falafel’s, even late at night

However people in Western Sydney like Falafels and the colour Orange

The Dutch are the only other people that think orange is fashionable

The Dutch are renowned to be very liberal with respect to the pr0n industry

Max Rooke looks like a pr0n star

Therefore there is irrefutable proof that Max Rooke is responsible for Israel Folau playing at GWS!

Dan Brown, eat your heart out.

 

[Tyler Durden007]

Therefore, Mark "Bomber" "Sandwiches" Thompson is responsible for Nick Maxwell becoming a Premiership Captain for Collingwood.

This is more accurate than you know

 

[Tyler Durden007]

What caused Ricky Nixon to chuck his life away for Kimmy?

Scary looking one hit wonder from the 80's, Toni Basil sang about a Ricky

Duran Duran were also big in the 80's (lol ghey)

Lead Singer Simon Le Bon has a French sounding name

Adolf Hitler liked France

Andy McChins runs the AFL like a Nazi!

Fat boy strikes again!!!!

 

[Bender_]

Who's responsible for the 30 years of shit that Richmond has been subjected to?

Richmond FC

Captain Blood:

Black pudding:

Famous dish from England, which has a flag portraying the St George's Cross:

George Costanza, the ultimate loser from Seinfeld:

George was once embroiled in a lie about being a latex salesmen, the same material used for Michelle Pfiefer's Catwoman costume:

Michelle Pfiefer also starred in the film Scarface written by Oliver Stone, also famous for Platoon, based on the American involvement in Vietnam:

The Western suburbs of Melbourne has a high Vietnamese contigent:

The very same Western Suburbs that Andy D was raised in:

Andy D - responsible for the decades of failure served up by Richmond!

 

[clogwearer]

Scary looking one hit wonder from the 80's, Toni Basil sang about a Ricky

Ah, Ricky. Who could ever forget a song like that?

 

[blue gunslinger]

Fremante Dockers

now Freo wear

and this movie starred

Oprah

who makes friends with pathetic little try hard men who have trouble impregnating good Ozzie girls

and when it comes to pathetic little try hard men
they do not come smaller, more pathetic and more try hard than

so the reason why the Dockers have been, are and will always be a laughing stock is due to one little hobbit

 

[Bender_]

I wonder who is responsible for Tom Scully's eventual move to GWS

So it is Vlad himself who is behind Tom Scully moving to GWS...........

Honestly Geoffa, mine have been utter bullshit, this one it actually all adds up and now I'm kinda scared. Awesome work

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Great work Geoffa, I laughed as well.
Tom Scully is staying at the Demons though, I think you should be more concerned about Taylor Walker going there.

 

[Hodgepodge]

Whose geographical name came via the mistaken premise of early explorers that they had arrived in India

Whose people are very wary to provide public transport to this man

lol, well done

 

[BluesMan]

Ah, Ricky. Who could ever forget a song like that?

ahah I picked up on that to

EPIC FAIL

 

[D_One]

What is the source of Fev’s gambling problem.

Fev always though each bet brought him closer to his next good win. And who else thought this way? That’s right Simple Simon Goodwin.

Outside of football and gambling Simple Simon Goodwin’s next greatest enjoyment was the Sydney Gay Mardi gras.The Sydney Gay Mardi gras is all about music and gayness. Instrumental in bringing these two together was Michael Tippett, who was one of the first openly gay composers to explore issues of sexuality in his work.

Michael Tippett shares the same surname with overpaid Camry Crows forward Spud Tippett.

Spud Tippett usually gets chopped up and baked by opposition defenders making him resemble potato chips.

Potato chips are the favourite fair of seagulls. The biggest seagull to ever play the game is Chipscab McLeod.

Chipscab McLeod was taught his salute by Lleyton Hewitt when he shared a place with him after he was caught cheating on his urchin of a wife.

Hewitt’s antics used to fire up his opponents. One such opponent to beat Hewitt was Mardy Fish in the 2009 SAP Open where he said he was egged on by Hewiit’s behaviour.

It is common knowledge that fish eggs are called roe.

Rowe is also the name of an Adelaide radio personality who is full of shit and likes going fishing on a boat.

When you are full of shit and on a boat you have to use the toilet which is called “the head’ in nautical terms.

The most famous person associated with the word head is Monica Lewinsky.

Monica is also famous for her dexterous use of a cigar.

Cigars are most commonly associated with Cuba.

The band Dragon sang a song about the April Sun in Cuba.

The dragon is the national symbol of Wales.

David Rhys-Jones is of Welsh decent and was charged 25 times and suspended for a total of 22 matches.

The most famous person reported and suspended for striking David Rhys-Jones was, you guessed it, Andrew Demetriou.

Therefore the source of Fev’s gambling problem is undoubtedly Andrew Demetriou