Banter The Dan Butler-Jack Higgins cup

[NaturalDisaster]

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Pronunciation: /ˈbantə /
NOUN
[MASS NOUN]

• The playful and friendly exchange of teasing remarks:there was much good-natured banter

The rules to keep in mind in this thread:
- Read the definition of banter above, do not cross that line
- If you post in here, prepare to defend yourself, don't cry mod if you don't like your response
- The mods will not get involved unless you cross the line (Saints or Richmond supporter)
- What is said in the banter thread stays in the banter thread, you will cop infractions if you take quotes elsewhere
- The thread will be closed once the game begins, the purpose is enjoy the lead up to the game
- Images and gifs are allowed but don't overdo it
- Have some fun, the more outlandish claims the better

Let the banter begin!!

 

[HTT]

Games played
Marlion Pickett

50

Marlion Pickett

Age

32

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

5.5

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

1.5

4star

D

11.7

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

1.3

4star

D

12.8

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.6

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.6

4star

: 24
St Kilda football club: 2417

Premierships
Marlion Pickett

50

Marlion Pickett

Age

32

Ht

184cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.0

3star

K

7.5

3star

HB

5.5

4star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.3

5star

CL

1.5

4star

D

11.7

3star

K

6.7

3star

HB

5.0

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

3.6

4star

CL

1.3

4star

D

12.8

4star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.6

4star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

5star

CL

1.6

4star

: 2
St Kilda football club: 1

 

[Rubber Hips]

Could we shorten it to the Butings Cup or maybe the Hitler Cup?

 

[Rayzorwire]

Could we shorten it to the Butings Cup or maybe the Hitler Cup?

LOL...classic.

The Jan Butgins/Dack Hitler Cup is longer, but it comes with visual tie-ins...

 

[Brick Loosener]

 

[djspank]

 

[Brick Loosener]

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[telsor]

I suppose we can't play for the better Reiwoldt Cup any more.

Nick was alright, but 3 flags mean that's not even a serious discussion any more. He's barely even in Jack's league.

 

[Brick Loosener]

 

[Infamy]

Games played
Marlion Pickett: 24
St Kilda football club: 2417

Premierships
Marlion Pickett: 2
St Kilda football club: 1

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[Rayzorwire]

Those times when you're so embarrassed, you decide to run around the banner...

 

[Rayzorwire]

There were literally a million trillion tears cried when the good people of Louisiana were made aware of the fact that their beloved New Orleans Saints shared a link to the St. Kilda football club...

 

[kernelT]

Thanks for both of these boys, really enjoying their work so far

Who should we target this year?

 

[Rayzorwire]

Thanks for both of these boys, really enjoying their work so far

Who should we target this year?

Our VFL game is ticketed this week, no doubt your scouts will be down there looking for another player who easily slots into your top-10.

 

[kernelT]

Our VFL game is ticketed this week, no doubt your scouts will be down there looking for another player who easily slots into your top-10.

Awesome, I think that's where we grabbed both Butler & Higgins from.

Is Mav Weller still getting around for the tiges?

 

[Rayzorwire]

Awesome, I think that's where we grabbed both Butler & Higgins from.

Is Mav Weller still getting around for the tiges?

Nah, but why would you bother with him when Fiora is so close to becoming a dominant, power midfielder for you?

Don't they send you folks a badge with your memberships that proudly bears the mantra: "Patience of a Saint"?

You've just gotta be patient, he'll come good.

 

[tigs2010]

Awesome, I think that's where we grabbed both Butler & Higgins from.

Is Mav Weller still getting around for the tiges?

Could VB_longneck interest you in a Daniel Fevola?

 

[sante]

Ah, a Saints supporter, they do exist

 

[Rayzorwire]

Damn, my banter buddy ran away faster than Stephen Milne

Stephen Milne

Age

44

Ht

176cm

Wt

83kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.9

3star

K

9.1

4star

HB

2.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.7

4star

G

2.1

5star

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D

12.4

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

1.8

2star

M

3.6

4star

T

0.8

3star

G

1.4

5star

after 'consensual sex.'

Oh well, we're used to giving the Sainters a pat on the head for trying.

Guess I'll go back to waiting for the plumber who was going turn up "around midday"...

 

[kernelT]

Damn, my banter buddy ran away faster than Stephen Milne after 'consensual sex.'

Oh well, we're used to giving the Sainters a pat on the head for trying.

Guess I'll go back to waiting for the plumber who was going turn up "around midday"...

Sorry man, I was giving you time to come up with something funny.

At any rate, we should the name cup after a player that you could actually get rather than ones you're missing, Butts and Higgins aren't available even if you guys win.

What about the 'Dean Kent Cup' or the 'Paul Hunter big trophy game' ?

BTW - Is RCD ever going to play or is he a bust?

 

[Crumpet_avenger]

Dan butler and Jack Higgins cup means if you win it you just give it away for * all down the track?

 

[69vintage]

Still celebrating his VFL Granf Final win .

Awesome, I think that's where we grabbed both Butler & Higgins from.

Is Mav Weller still getting around for the tiges?

On SM-G950F using BigFooty.com mobile app

 

[Reservoir tiger]

Sorry man, I was giving you time to come up with something funny.

At any rate, we should the name cup after a player that you could actually get rather than ones you're missing, Butts and Higgins aren't available even if you guys win.

What about the 'Dean Kent Cup' or the 'Paul Hunter big trophy game' ?

BTW - Is RCD ever going to play or is he a bust?

Hard to break into a premiership side... as you guys kno... oops sorry

 

[tigs2010]

Can’t see anyone else going to the Saints. You’d need a lobotomy to choose to play for the least successful club in world sport

 

[Rayzorwire]

At any rate, we should the name cup...

Was that a confession to being the cheer squad member who proofreads your banners?

...after a player that you could actually get rather than ones you're missing, Butts and Higgins aren't available even if you guys win.

I really don't know where to begin with that nonsensical brain fart, falling back to default Saints interaction mode...

[pats on head]