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The Day The Pizzle Died

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Everybody's had their say about Superboot's ejection, but where were you when Jeff Bruce got the sack? After all, it was basically almost the final nail in the coffin for our AFL experiment.

I was at the MOB party at West Heidelberg (classy area). Very upset, I was.

WHERE THE **** IS PIZZLE
(To the tune of 'Who the **** is Alice')

It was November, that's when I heard,
But I could not accept that it occurred, it was fallacy.
Well I laughed at Higgsah, then thought the Higgs don't lie,
Teddy's parade was the last time I'd cried,
until I saw the truth in a human barrack's eyes.

He came down from Corowa and we put him in our team,
We thought that Jeffrey Bruce could be the best that there had been.
For twenty-four months we'd just watch the progress of Pizzle.
Pizzle, where the **** is Pizzle.
It was at the break-up party Higgsah first told me the news,
I heard that Jeffrey Bruce could go in the same way as Roos.
Except Roosy had a say in it, he wasn't ****ed off by Nunan.
Nunan, what the **** yer dunan.

I'd called him Chubbah, at Victoria Park,
Jeff kicked six goals, he made his mark, without malice.
At the MCG, we saw him fly,
and heard him being called Pizzle from behind,
by his brother who said he'd had that tag for a while.

He came down from Corowa and we put him in our team,
We thought that Jeffrey Bruce could be the best that there had been.
For twenty-four months we'd just watch the progress of Pizzle.
Pizzle, where the **** is Pizzle.
It was at the break-up party Higgsah first told me the news,
I heard that Jeffrey Bruce could go in the same way as Roos.
Except Roosy had a say in it, he wasn't ****ed off by Nunan.
Nunan, what the **** yer dunan.

We'd interviewed him one night, he said the netter should be stock, and
he often liked to ask for the phone numbers of the flock, he liked the gals.
He took us with a grain of salt, even when we bagged him,
and sometimes he;d even turn around and bag us back again,
we thought he'd never disappear.

He came down from Corowa and we put him in our team,
We thought that Jeffrey Bruce could be the best that there had been.
For twenty-four months we'd just watch the progress of Pizzle.
Pizzle, where the **** is Pizzle.
It was at the break-up party Higgsah first told me the news,
I heard that Jeffrey Bruce could go in the same way as Roos.
Except Roosy had a say in it, he wasn't ****ed off by Nunan.
Nunan, what the **** yer dunan.

I won't give up, on the Roys, but me'n Nunan won't ever be pals


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I was impressed with Jeff Bruce when I saw him against West Coast at the stadium named after him in Canberra (if the AFL had let us relocate partially to ACT we'd still be going today). And I believe he was hardly done by regarding the "deliberate out of bounds" against Richmond at the MCG (I saw that too). I live in North East Victoria and saw him after our demise in the Ovens and Murray League. Does anyone know what he's doing now?
 
Originally posted by St Roy:
I was impressed with Jeff Bruce when I saw him against West Coast at the stadium named after him in Canberra (if the AFL had let us relocate partially to ACT we'd still be going today). And I believe he was hardly done by regarding the "deliberate out of bounds" against Richmond at the MCG (I saw that too). I live in North East Victoria and saw him after our demise in the Ovens and Murray League. Does anyone know what he's doing now?

I, also, was at Pizzle Stadium for that match. I had elected to clothe my chest in nothing but a sleeveless Roys guernsey. This, in hindsight, was EXTREMELY STUPID! I got my elbow in a picture that is now in the Roar Of The Lion, though, which is good, but no warmer.

No, I dunno what he's doing now, but he was grouse.



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So Mobbenfuhrer, you were the dumb bastard (or should I say courageous individual) who was wearing a short-sleeve jumper at "Pizzle Stadium"? There was only one of you! It was about five degrees that day.
 

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