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What is vanilla. Someone aksed on another thread why the hate with Nickleback. It's because they are the posterboy for vanilla music. It's not the music that pisses people off (because haters don't listen to it), it's the fact that something so vanilla and way down the pecking order of it's genre gets so many fans.

I have some friends (a couple) and they are Mr and Mrs Vanilla. ****ing clueless about things in general and no real inkling about the good stuff under the surface.

This is what Mr and Mrs Vanilla are into:

Nickleback + U2 + Coldplay
NCIS + CSI + Big Bang Theory
Morning TV
Rove
Reading Sunday Paper
Toyota Camry

I know some of you people will have massive hissy fits if I dare put something you're into in the Mr and mrs vanilla basket, so lets have some fun.

What do you consider vanilla?
 
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The Footy Show and particularly players who go on TFS. Have to be vanilla. Do not want.
Dane Swan has to be the most entertaining player and is on there frequently. Definitely not plain. Nor is Dangerfield.

You clearly have no brain.
 

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What is vanilla. Someone aksed on another thread why the hate with Nickleback. It's because they are the posterboy for vanilla music. It's not the music that pisses people off (because haters don't listen to it), it's the fact that something so vanilla and way down the pecking order of it's genre gets so many fans.

I have some friends (a couple) and they are Mr and Mrs Vanilla. ****ing clueless about things in general and no real inkling about the good stuff under the surface.

This is what Mr and Mrs Vanilla are into:

Nickleback + U2 + Coldplay
NCIS + CSI + Big Bang Theory
Morning TV
Rove
Reading Sunday Paper
Toyota Camry

I know some of you people will have massive hissy fits if I dare put something you're into in the Mr and mrs vanilla basket, so lets have some fun.

What do you consider vanilla?

Everybody's different though and has their own interests. Often people who just aren't interested in something don't spend much time thinking about it.

The Camry is a good example. I've got mates who drive Corollas and Magnas and I give them a bit about it. They wouldn't know a fuel line from a brake line and couldn't give a shit.

Likewise vice versa with stuff they're into.

For all you know Mr and Mrs Vanilla might be into bondage and swinging or something else.
 
Everybody's different though and has their own interests. Often people who just aren't interested in something don't spend much time thinking about it.

The Camry is a good example. I've got mates who drive Corollas and Magnas and I give them a bit about it. They wouldn't know a fuel line from a brake line and couldn't give a shit.

Likewise vice versa with stuff they're into.

For all you know Mr and Mrs Vanilla might be into bondage and swinging or something else.
No. Bunsen is far too simple minded for that.
 
Dane Swan has to be the most entertaining player and is on there frequently. Definitely not plain. Nor is Dangerfield.

You clearly have no brain.

Have watched TFS maybe 3 times in 10 years. I just yawn when footy players come on and do their generic "don't offend anyone" speak. I don't blame them, it's what I'd do, but I just don't want to listen to it.

I'll have to take you at face value with Swan and Danger. If true, good to see some players with some personality. Straight bats bore me. Vanilla.
 
The Camry is a good example. I've got mates who drive Corollas and Magnas and I give them a bit about it. They wouldn't know a fuel line from a brake line and couldn't give a shit.
Seen the Camry ads? Self depreciating about the stereotype that square vanilla people drive Camrys. You know why boring vanilla people drive Camrys?

Because they are boring and vanilla and see Toyota as a safe car. Saftey is important so they go check which car wins the safety award each year. Camry is right up there. That's why you always see old people driving them slow.

Vanilla

Adelaide Crows: vanilla.



For all you know Mr and Mrs Vanilla might be into bondage and swinging or something else.
I'm tipping missionary and reckon they only try something else on his birthday. Mix it up a bit.
 
Have watched TFS maybe 3 times in 10 years. I just yawn when footy players come on and do their generic "don't offend anyone" speak. I don't blame them, it's what I'd do, but I just don't want to listen to it.

I'll have to take you at face value with Swan and Danger. If true, good to see some players with some personality. Straight bats bore me. Vanilla.
Swan is hilarious. He doesn't care and dishes out plenty of lip and is a funny bastard.
 
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