Backfire The Disappointment Couch

[JoseMourinho]

So let's be real - we know some teams out of the 8 were hoping for a better season given their list and I've already added Fremantle because we know they'll finish 9th and disappoint spectacularly despite the miracles we've created in losing to more bottom 10 teams than top 8 teams.

Carlton - we know your season has been terrible and sthmelbdummies was right - you guys are delusional. Maybe with a shift back to reality and a sit on the couch will be fine.

Sydney - you guys were just ass since half your line-up somehow finds their way to the operating room.

Essendon - Do you even have players left at this stage? Poor zackah might have to don the sash soon.

Port - You have literally the best midfield and an established forward yet can't even win to save your life (or maybe you're trying to get Kern sacked).

Melb - Your team all hates each other and there is one consistent piece on why (Stephen May)

Either way, welcome to the disappointment couch to all fellow members. West Coast fans do need to apply, you have a lifetime membership here. Let out your feelings here.

 

[zackah]

Disappointed I didn't get to bump my where will Essendon finish in the top 4 fred

Preseason is just around the corner though...

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Judging by the first option in the poll, have Freo already conceded defeat before the last round has happened?

 

[JoseMourinho]

Judging by the first option in the poll, have Freo already conceded defeat before the last round has happened?

If you lose - we're adding the bulldogs.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

If you lose - we're adding the bulldogs.

But the poll says you're already 9th, so that means we already beat you.

Is this some kind of 4D chess?

 

[JoseMourinho]

But the poll says you're already 9th, so that means we already beat you.

Is this some kind of 4D chess?

No.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

So let's be real - we know some teams out of the 8 were hoping for a better season given their list and I've already added Fremantle because we know they'll finish 9th and disappoint spectacularly

If only Shite Boltons had made an effort

 

[sportsmaniac89]

As a Freo supporter, I'd like to take out an honourary spot here, working up to full membership in the event that #freekickbulldogs strikes again.

Of course, honourary spot revoked in the event that we somehow beat the Bulldogs, umpires and AFL

 

[V23]

Essendon - Do you even have players left at this stage? Poor zackah might have to don the sash soon.

Where have you been, m7? He already has:

 

[zackah]

#DKMBackfire potential

#flagmantle

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Already a backfire

I've already added Fremantle because we know they'll finish 9th

 

[zackah]

Yes that was the backfire potential genius. However when I posted said potential they hadn't yet won

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Who knows with you

 

[zackah]

Who knows with you

Just admit you ****ed up. Its ok to say you were wrong Saveloy.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

You’ve been wrong for 20 years

I said it’s a backfire and now you’ve backfired it. Good boy

 

[JoseMourinho]

Damn, what a terrible dkm backfire - what in heavens will i do.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Grow a spine and not give up on your team?

 

[JoseMourinho]

Grow a spine and not give up on your team?

Moment of weakness. Just like Shai. He then saw you truly cared

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

He actually tried today

Then he went missing

 

[JoseMourinho]

He actually tried today

Then he went missing

He assisted Jackson's sealer??

 

[JoseMourinho]

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Was BOG at half time and was invisible when the Welfare staged their comeback

Might get a sympathy coaches vote if he’s lucky

 

[TheGoatBaron]

I’m more disappointed with the first half of our season than after the bye to be honest. Left our run a little late but we have hope at least for next season. Just a shame none of our players know where the gym is and beef up over the summer

 

[Chronz]

I’m more disappointed with the first half of our season than after the bye to be honest. Left our run a little late but we have hope at least for next season. Just a shame none of our players know where the gym is and beef up over the summer

Too many injuries to key players cost you a definite finals spot.

 

[TheGoatBaron]

Too many injuries to key players cost you a definite finals spot.

At one stage us and the Bombers had the longest injury list.