Dimma has been updating his faithful regarding his performance in the box, and that of his team each week on the Richmond Football club website, it's been great, some absolute howlers for explanations of why Richmond are utterly shit.
I can now reveal, Dimma has decided to spread the word to the Bay.
Dimma's in his uggboots and has stopped watching his favourite Glee re-runs so I'll hand it over to the great man.
So Dimma, fire away.
"Thanks mate, look I just want start by saying that if any of you campaigners call me soft, I'll flick the left out and drop you like a sack of shit.
Anyway, this week we played Freo, they're a good side, much better than us, and that showed, and we just need to continue to look to improve, work out and attempt to get to where we need to be. Where that is, **** knows, but I think we're on the way, maybe.
(Rancey lifting under pressure)
Anyway on some stats, Alex had his moment deep in the last, it happens every week, he's been watching Leonardo DiCaprio's performance in what's eating at Gilbert Grape and we think he's nearing perfection in that regard, his out on the full when we were trying to mount a come back, sensational, big wrap for Rancey.
A few other players, Stevie Morris, we're just teaching him how to run in a straight line and learn to colour inside the lines. He's coming along really well and that composure, to colour inside the lines, we feel it's on the way. Gold star Morro.
(Lids, just being Lids, we should call him lads, coz he's a lad, that'd be sweet)
If I can move onto one of my favourites now, Lidsy, boy, really wrapped with Lids, he got his new contract and he's using that money to find some ticker, he's almost certain that a movie he watched, there's a tinman man involved, is the key to his search, so we're just backing him in to get to where he needs to be as well. We feel if we back enough blokes into where they need to be, we'll all end up in the same place, which is a positive, but we'll just keep working, we've got to get better, so that's the challenge, I suppose.
Oh, and we lost, again. Pay me.