The 'Doesn't Quite Deserve Its Own Thread' Thread

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Sydney Roosters captain Mitchell Pearce suspended for trying to forcibly kiss a woman before pretending to have sex with her dog despite the urgings of everyone present. What a beefcake ****head galoot. I sure have said stupid things when I'm drunk (which is rare), but people use it as an excuse to act however stupidly they like and then say 'I was sooooooo drunk.' Ever heard of moderation?
 

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Ah those NRL guys, they're great for a laugh

Always trying to root dogs, hilarious
When one of these incidents pop up I always picture the next management meeting at the club. Corporate high flyers in suits, brand managers... actually discussing what happened ("he also allegedly peed on the couch" Groans all round), what to do, how to repair the club image, appropriate penalty. It's funny when it's not us.
 

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When one of these incidents pop up I always picture the next management meeting at the club. Corporate high flyers in suits, brand managers... actually discussing what happened ("he also allegedly peed on the couch" Groans all round), what to do, how to repair the club image, appropriate penalty. It's funny when it's not us.
Ha ha

"Okay, so did he actually have sex with the dog? No? Good, it's just some breeds are sluttier than others. So he simulated sex with the dog. What breed of dog was it? Bichon freeze? Obviously. Did he take his penis out? No? Alright, what I'm hearing is a lighthearted joke misinterpreted by feminazis and social justice warriors, not sexual assault upon a canine. At no time did the dog say no. We'll get him to say an apology and do some volunteer work at the RSPCA."

"Great work boss. Only a couple more rapes to get through, and we can go to lunch"

"Huh, quiet weekend"
 
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I'm sick of political correctness .... Truck driver in a training session for a trucking company in Melbourne ...has been told he can't call people "mate"

BTW who are the Sydney Roosters mates who released and assume profited from the video release in a private house ....who needs mates ( am I allowed to say that mods on big footy????)
 

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How do you get any work done?

You have an NBA game on TV almost everyday plus, is Foxtel the only cable network I can subscribe to?

I was supposed to look for a job this week but way to much basketball on. No Celtics :mad:
 

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Sydney Roosters captain Mitchell Pearce suspended for trying to forcibly kiss a woman before pretending to have sex with her dog despite the urgings of everyone present. What a beefcake ****head galoot. I sure have said stupid things when I'm drunk (which is rare), but people use it as an excuse to act however stupidly they like and then say 'I was sooooooo drunk.' Ever heard of moderation?
Another footballer who has a long record of being an idiot when drunk. Should be obvious he shouldn't drink as he can't control himself when drunk.

Compare to Warner who has come out & admitted he had the same problem & has given up drinking to take his game to an elite level.

Mind boggles why players earning great money who can't handle alcohol choose to literally piss on the career...
 

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Another footballer who has a long record of being an idiot when drunk. Should be obvious he shouldn't drink as he can't control himself when drunk.

Compare to Warner who has come out & admitted he had the same problem & has given up drinking to take his game to an elite level.

Mind boggles why players earning great money who can't handle alcohol choose to literally piss on the career...
Great point
You hear about drinking in moderation and all that but some just can't handle drinking in moderation and should not drink at all. Yet you hear nothing about that.

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Funny how on radio today someone tried to explain this NRL issue in the polite way ('those who thrive in combative sports are often risk-takers with poorer impulse control'). Translation: 'Quite a few NRL players, more so than in other Australian sports, are galoots'.
Steroid users are famous for "poor impulse control". Given the difficulties NRL and AFL have in their PR management right now, it's not an analogy they should be running with
 

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Did anyone manage to catch the rumour that Ditts was carrying on about this morning on Triple M breakfast? I had to get on the train just before he dropped the rumour. He mentioned it being about one of our players. Can only assume he's starting rumours early of either Brad Crouch or Daniel Talia leaving at the end of the year.
 
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