The "Doozy" thread

[The Goon]

And thus a new term enters the BF Richmond lexicon.

DEAD AS A DOOZY

 

[the_doozy]

And thus a new term enters the BF Richmond lexicon.

DEAD AS A DOOZY

I'm not dead

 

[The Goon]

I'm not dead

AHHHHHHHH ... RUN!

THE ZOMBIE INVASION HAS STARTED.

 

[CoggaRules]

hang on dudes...the PSD needs to be held before we can bury the doozy....lets face it...Toy wants out, Tippet wants..well who the **** knows...i firmly believe the AFL has stitched the crows up and he will end up at the swans for JS, then we can think Jacobs? maybe? which will be a ****ing masterstroke of wheeling and dealing..so doozy aint dead yet..

 

[_DBF_]

hang on dudes...the PSD needs to be held before we can bury the doozy....lets face it...Toy wants out, Tippet wants..well who the **** knows...i firmly believe the AFL has stitched the crows up and he will end up at the swans for JS, then we can think Jacobs? maybe? which will be a ******* masterstroke of wheeling and dealing..so doozy aint dead yet..

Will we delist Post or McGuane and move Newman outside the list. Only way we would be participating in the PSD.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

I'm not dead

Welcome back Peejay Now run and hide the mob is after you

 

[WATIGE]

Doozy officially on life support till next seasons trade period now.

 

[NZ_Tiger]

First time I've opened this thread. Secretly hoped it was going to say Josh Kennedy, since nothing happened I can finally have a read through.

p.s. Lynching, uncalled for mob behavior or justified in extreme cases?

 

[the original doozy]

To many doozies in this thread.

 

[CoggaRules]

Will we delist Post or McGuane and move Newman outside the list. Only way we would be participating in the PSD.

the fact we have taken Edwards suggests one or both of the above are toast...tipping Post is toast.

 

[The Goon]

Welcome back Peejay Now run and hide the mob is after you

 

[CoggaRules]

 

[Rayzorwire]

doo·zy or doo·zie
(d

z

)
n. pl. doo·zies Slang
Something extraordinary or bizarre: "Among the delicious names taken by, or given to, minor political parties in the United States . . . are these doozies: Quids, Locofocos, Barnburners, Coodies, Hunkies, Bucktails" (Saturday Review).

[Possibly blend of daisy and Duesenberg, a luxury car of the late 1920s and 1930s.]

The whole thread becomes so much clearer once you're familiar with the etymology...

 

[Ned_Flanders]

To many doozies in this thread.

ROAR POWER: I bring a message from your Master....Tuggas Tugganius Tuggus....commander of the Richmond Board
By command of His Most Merciful Excellency...your lives are to be spared.

Ignorant internet nuff nuffs you were...and ignorant internet nuff nuffs you remain.

But the terrible penalty of a RED CARD...has been set aside...on the single condition that you identify the body...
or the living person of the one called The Doozie.

Peejay with a steely glare stands proudly, preparing to speak...

THE GOON: I'm the Doozie

COGGA: I'm the Doozie

NZ_TIGER: I'm the Doozie

WATIGER: I'm the Doozie

WACKY TIGER: I'm the Doozie

Assorted RFC BF nuff nuffs: I'm the Doozie.....I'm the Doozie....I'm the Doozie....rabble rabble rabble

ROAR POWER: Screw this shit Tugga, you don't pay me enough to mod these morons

 

[captain blood 17]

I........am Doozycus.

 

[The Goon]

The Age has just released a photo of a mob moving down Punt Road looking for peejay. Citizens are advised to stay indoors until the mob has either found a Doozy, or lynched Peejay.

 

[RichoLedio]

The Age has just released a photo of a mob moving down Punt Road looking for peejay. Citizens are advised to stay indoors until the mob has either found a Doozy, or lynched Peejay.

Good looking bunch

 

[The Goon]

Good looking bunch

Don't know about you, but they scare the shit out of me.

 

[Harmichael]

Peejay

Dud, delist.

 

[Azzleberry]

peejay - please a) admit you got it wrong, so thread is closed or b) keep the suspense going until the draft

 

[_DBF_]

peejay - please a) admit you got it wrong, so thread is closed or b) keep the suspense going until the draft

Alternatively, you can try to convince me that Aaron Edwards is the doozy.

 

[pentium]

Preamble:

You guys are almost original. I nearly feel at home. 8 years without posting is surely a record enough to be a club legend!



However, post 126 should have morphed with post 164 to result in something like :-

"I'm Brian"; "No, I'm Brian"; "I'm Brian and so's my wife."



Other matters:

The concept of a "doozy" or similar at Richmond is a PR error that lasted half a football generation until Terry left.

You can probably remember "Derry's Doozies on Duesdays".

(It's ok, that's actually how I speak)

The concept is no longer required.

There are now greater resources and the FTT Fund.

The Doozy (or similar) was a spin, with smoke and mirrors, borne by necessity of keeping you blokes "on board", to keep the faith and perhaps an attempt to justify some (in hindsight) inept trading and draft picks caused by a lack of funding and foresight (excluding FJ, who is superb). Its origin no doubt lies in dreams like "the Great MacArthy"

There is now no need for the voluptuous concept of Greg half chasing or dancing down Essendon personel through the dimly lit passages of Docklands stadium at the midnight hour (1.55pm).

This year we struck at dawn in a premeditated attack of some months planning.

We secured our primary objectives.

Sir John Monash would salute us!

Any "doozy" we secure can only be deemed the same 6 months later; eg Ivan Maric and Morris this year, and hopefully Edwards, Chaplin and Knights next year.


fin


That all being said; I heard of a young bloke kicking haybales over the farm machinery north-west of Nhill who wears number 39; has a liking for greyhounds but would probably fail today's profile testing.

 

[tugga]

ROAR POWER: I bring a message from your Master....Tuggas Tugganius Tuggus....commander of the Richmond Board
By command of His Most Merciful Excellency...your lives are to be spared.

Ignorant internet nuff nuffs you were...and ignorant internet nuff nuffs you remain.

But the terrible penalty of a RED CARD...has been set aside...on the single condition that you identify the body...
or the living person of the one called The Doozie.

Peejay with a steely glare stands proudly, preparing to speak...

THE GOON: I'm the Doozie

COGGA: I'm the Doozie

NZ_TIGER: I'm the Doozie

WATIGER: I'm the Doozie

WACKY TIGER: I'm the Doozie

Assorted RFC BF nuff nuffs: I'm the Doozie.....I'm the Doozie....I'm the Doozie....rabble rabble rabble

ROAR POWER: Screw this shit Tugga, you don't pay me enough to mod these morons

CoggaRules would say "get with the program, I am the dude-zie"

 

[Harmichael]

Now that you've decided to grace us with your presence again - EXPLAIN YOURSELF PEEJAY!

 

[_DBF_]

Now that you've decided to grace us with your presence again - EXPLAIN YOURSELF PEEJAY!

peejay