The Draft Day cliche and definition register

[Art Corvelay]

Rent free

Much like Scrotes commission housing arrangement.

 

[Sgt Bargearse]

"I'm just grateful for the opportunity" (FFS, how quickly can I get traded out of this s**t club)

 

[zackah]

- Our strategy is to recruit the best player available (we are going to be left with * all by the time our pick comes around)
- Our strategy is to recruit the best player available (a big bodied what?) essendon version

 

[Dinsdale]

- we view him as a long term utility player (we dont know where the * to play this list clogger)

 

[Mofra]

- needs to tidy up his skills a bit (he sometimes missed the ball with his foot)

 

[Dinsdale]

- this kid has great vision (needs to wear coke-bottle glasses)

 

[Mofra]

- It's great to be part of a developing team (they're s**t so I'm a good chance to debut next year)

 

[Sgt Bargearse]

He has a really good football brain (he's as dumb as dog s**t and would be digging ditches if he wasn't drafted)

 

[Coach_Required]

Shows great leadership for such a young player was a state captain. (Wasn't good enough to get picked in the top 15)

 

[PowerVic]

Likely to become a cult figure with the supporters (All over the place, even he doesn't know what he'll do next. Borderline uncoachable.)

 

[Hamingja]

- well there is a surprise selection (*media "expert" shuffles paper*, who the * is this, he wasn't in any of the phantom drafts I read on bigfooty)

 

[Elton Johns Wig]

We really expect once he grows into his body, he'll be an outstanding player (he's likely to stay skinnier than Josh Thurgood even on a hamburger diet, and be delisted after 2 seasons)

 

[Sainter3and7]

He comes from a great family (I want to shag his Mum, and if I do, so does my best mate Gary).

 

[Hamingja]

He comes from a great family (I want to shag his Mum, and if I do, so does my best mate Gary).

I was going to run with - he comes from a great family (mummys boy, do not draft interstate)