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Billy ray

Brownlow Medallist
Nov 10, 2013
14,474
21,635
The Valley near the Alley
AFL Club
Gold Coast
Other Teams
Hell no
a child of mine put his dirty cereal bowl on top shelf of a clean dishwasher, and milk and weetbix remnants dripped on some of the clean plates below. so having to wash those by hands. it is taking me away from work tho,. so silver linings
 

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Upgrayedd

A Vote for Clive is a Vote for Justice
Aug 11, 2006
31,619
24,825
Perth
AFL Club
Hawthorn
Other Teams
Timberwolves, Crystal Palace
Taking my two dogs to an empty beach about an hour and a half out of Perth where there is nobody in sight for 1km+ every second week friday is probably the most favourite/enjoyable thing in my life.
 

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cowboy18

All Australian
Apr 14, 2004
758
483
Sydney
AFL Club
St Kilda
A couple of times a week I record the birds I see on the walk to work and enter them on eBird to get species lists. It's only about 2km but I've got 34 species in the last two years. I only do city birds because I can't recognise many of the ones in bushland and it annoys me.

I don't do it every time I go to work, sometimes I listen to podcasts.
 

Cursed Cat

sticky fingers
Sep 15, 2005
10,034
13,945
Cairns
AFL Club
Geelong
I unilaterally decided that the entire family has to eat the odd vegetarian meal here and there just because David Attenborough looked so sad.

So I thought I might try tandoori mushrooms or some sh*t; went and got all the various spices but was frustrated by my inability to acquire any ''garlic and ginger paste''.

Frustrated yet undeterred, I sat in my car for 10 full minutes weighing up my options, then simply bought a tube of ginger paste and a tube of garlic paste; what the hell, it's only money ...
 

Pistol Night

Club Legend
Sep 3, 2019
2,356
6,245
AFL Club
Collingwood
A couple of times a week I record the birds I see on the walk to work and enter them on eBird to get species lists. It's only about 2km but I've got 34 species in the last two years. I only do city birds because I can't recognise many of the ones in bushland and it annoys me.

I don't do it every time I go to work, sometimes I listen to podcasts.
Feathered I assume?
 

CaptchaProofBot

survived brain tumour, what's a bit of insults.
Nov 26, 2015
3,092
10,825
AFL Club
Richmond
the index finger...

mine is conveniently

- 10 cm from tip to knuckle
- 5 cm from tip to the middle crease of the middle joint

nice and quick measuring instrument, always handy.

obviously other more well endowed ppl would have other measuring standards...or just whip out their member.
 

raymond35

Club Legend
Jan 5, 2004
1,170
1,616
gold coast
AFL Club
Collingwood
Other Teams
collingwood vfl
Well they've stopped giving the free chips and drink with the spicy chicken burger.
I'm not paying $13 for such a small meal.
So I'm going with the McFeast meal but the guy who looks like the nerd from American Graffiti put about 6 slices of cucumber in it.
And if that guy with the acne asks me to log my visit on with my phone again I'm gonna kick him in the groin.
 

GoGeta

Team Captain
Mar 4, 2013
451
598
Vic
AFL Club
Geelong
I thought I had a wart coming up on the side of my thumb. I was angry because I don't have warts, I don't like warts, and I was pondering who could have given me a wart!

Then I got a needle, burnt the end for sterilisation purposes and dug in. Turned out it was just a tiny splinter I had most likely gotten from gardening that had become a tiny bit irritated under the skin.

I have been wanting to tell a stranger how excited I am to continue my wart-free ways! I am glad you could all be here for this moment.
 

raymond35

Club Legend
Jan 5, 2004
1,170
1,616
gold coast
AFL Club
Collingwood
Other Teams
collingwood vfl
I thought I had a wart coming up on the side of my thumb. I was angry because I don't have warts, I don't like warts, and I was pondering who could have given me a wart!

Then I got a needle, burnt the end for sterilisation purposes and dug in. Turned out it was just a tiny splinter I had most likely gotten from gardening that had become a tiny bit irritated under the skin.

I have been wanting to tell a stranger how excited I am to continue my wart-free ways! I am glad you could all be here for this moment.
My son had one on his elbow for ages. So hard to get rid of. And gross.
 

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