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That’s not what your close female relatives tell me.Not at all, it's bland.
Clearly I don’t have to.**** yourself Blandatang
not that much as long as you don’t swallow
That you narrowed it down to "close" female relatives and not distant cousins gets you across the line.That’s not what your close female relatives tell me.
I’m nothing if not specific.That you narrowed it down to "close" female relatives and not distant cousins gets you across the line.
Congratulations
Glad l didn’t swallow nowThat you narrowed it down to "close" female relatives and not distant cousins gets you across the line.
Congratulations
Or a seahorse?Rekt!!!
Do you have a seashore?
Melbourne CupDue to unforeseen circumstances (mostly a nasty hangover) we will have to move the seep to next weekend please choose form the following options
1. Saturday 10th: Ballan Community Bank Cup
2. Sunday 11th: Ararat Gold Cup
This will give me time to fill the races.
Thanks TJ xxoo
Not a Country Cup and I'm trying to pick a day when I'm not drinking.Melbourne Cup
Sorry folks. Races have been cancelled!Not a Country Cup and I'm trying to pick a day when I'm not drinking.
You insensitive bastard. I'll be on night shift and won't be able to attend either event.Due to unforeseen circumstances (mostly a nasty hangover) we will have to move the seep to next weekend please choose form the following options
1. Saturday 10th: Ballan Community Bank Cup
2. Sunday 11th: Ararat Gold Cup
This will give me time to fill the races.
Thanks TJ xxoo
Ararat, will easier fit in with all the convicts and fat people.Due to unforeseen circumstances (mostly a nasty hangover) we will have to move the seep to next weekend please choose form the following options
1. Saturday 10th: Ballan Community Bank Cup
2. Sunday 11th: Ararat Gold Cup
This will give me time to fill the races.
Thanks TJ xxoo
I've slept with members of both those communitiesArarat, will easier fit in with all the convicts and fat people.
Is Ararat a goer?
Coolio. I'll pick up my Melbourne Cup Day frock from the dry cleaners.Yes let's do it
Those stains are hard to remove with a simple home wash.Coolio. I'll pick up my Melbourne Cup Day frock from the dry cleaners.