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Re: SEN: Gary Ablett Jr Retires from AFL footy!!!

You really should have spent more time on this one, its just rushed, not funny and basically just fails on every level.

Back to the drawing board champ
 
Re: SEN: Gary Ablett Jr Retires from AFL footy!!!

There are no words or brown paper bags full of durty visy money to describe how shit this thread is. With supporters like this it's no surprise Fev couldn't kick the ton
 

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Re: SEN: Gary Ablett Jr Retires from AFL footy!!!

ok p.s talents need some work bur shit he sucked you sleepy hollow fellows in and then some! good work
 
Re: SEN: Gary Ablett Jr Retires from AFL footy!!!

kreuze_missile said:
It was just reported on SEN that Gary Ablett Jr has decided to retire from AFL football effective immediately. Geelong Football Team Manager Neil Balme issued the following statement: "It is with great sadness that I announce Gary Ablett has decided to retired from AFL football at only 24. Gary has been a champion of the Geelong Football Club and is well respected on and off the field. With 2 AFLPA medals and a premiership medals already who knows what he could have become. Gary has decided to follow his dreams of being an international movie star. We wish him all the best for the future." A quick google search shows that Gary has been cast as the leading actor in several major film sequels. Proof has been included below:

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Well Done Flog!!!!!
You've really sucked me in! :rolleyes:
You've been VISYed like all other Carltank Supporters!
Well Done on coming up with an Epic Fail of a Thread!
 
Hmm haven't been in the bay for a while. Do I detect a bit of celtic_nopride in kreuze_missile
 

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Re: Before and after pics of things Fremantle has stood for....

DAD:
There are Jews in the world.
There are Buddhists.
There are Hindus and Mormons, and then
There are those that follow Mohammed, but
I've never been one of them.

I'm a Roman Catholic,
And have been since before I was born,
And the one thing they say about Catholics is:
They'll take you as soon as you're warm.

You don't have to be a six-footer.
You don't have to have a great brain.
You don't have to have any clothes on. You're
A Catholic the moment Dad came,

Because

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate.

GIRL:
Let the heathen spill theirs
On the dusty ground.
God shall make them pay for
Each sperm that can't be found.

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is wanted.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

MUM:
Hindu, Taoist, Mormon,
Spill theirs just anywhere,
But God loves those who treat their
Semen with more care.

MEN:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
WOMEN:
If a sperm is wasted,...
CHILDREN:
...God get quite irate.

PRIEST:
Every sperm is sacred.
BRIDE and GROOM:
Every sperm is good.
NANNIES:
Every sperm is needed...
CARDINALS:
...In your neighbourhood!

CHILDREN:
Every sperm is useful.
Every sperm is fine.
FUNERAL CORTEGE:
God needs everybody's.
MOURNER #1:
Mine!
MOURNER #2:
And mine!
CORPSE:
And mine!

NUN:
Let the Pagan spill theirs
O'er mountain, hill, and plain.
HOLY STATUES:
God shall strike them down for
Each sperm that's spilt in vain.

EVERYONE:
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is good.
Every sperm is needed
In your neighbourhood.

Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great.
If a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite iraaaaaate!
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Re: Before and after pics of things Fremantle has stood for....

Failed picture thread, here we come! All aboarrrrrd!
 
Re: Before and after pics of things Fremantle has stood for....

What does Fremantle have to do with an Indian Family? :confused:
 

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