Autopsy The famous 2024 Whipping Boy Thread

[Markfs]

Who can we sack immediately? I’ll feel better if someone loses their job, and is publicly humiliated. I don’t care who it is. Just hurry up and do it.

i'd like to see mason cox board a plane for texas.... we could use one of those airports with the staircases and he could turn around at the top and wave...

 

[frizzle]

I’m nominating Roughy. First gig as defensive coach & we conceded a huge score. I think he’s had enough chances now. Thoughts?

 

[TradeDraft]

Whole Team outside of Nick and Steele Tonight

 

[Markfs]

Whole Team outside of Nick and Steele Tonight

good call tradie.... i prepared for this season by buying 10 dummies and i spat all of them.....the whole team was putried and they're living in the past just like leigh matthews said...

 

[frizzle]

Whole Team outside of Nick and Steele Tonight

Cameron was pretty good as well. Although he frustrated the hell out of me by letting Hogan mark down the line twice because he refused to spoil. Let’s whip all the rest though.

 

[frizzle]

good call tradie.... i prepared for this season by buying 10 dummies and i spat all of them.....the whole team was putried and they're living in the past just like leigh matthews said...

You can save the planet & recycle those dummies. I’m just resalting my whips.

 

[Markfs]

Cameron was pretty good as well. Although he frustrated the hell out of me by letting Hogan mark down the line twice because he refused to spoil. Let’s whip all the rest though.

cameron looked ok because cox was so crap. He's gone. I know he's normally crap in the first 20 rounds of a season but he needs to go

 

[jaffa23]

Roll Up Roll Up,,,,

 

[Markfs]

You can save the planet & recycle those dummies. I’m just resalting my whips.

i spat them across the lounge room to the dark zone where the roaches live...they dont normally give anything back

 

[Markfs]

pete frampton in.....mason cox

46

Mason Cox

Age

34

Ht

211cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

F/R

Career

Season

Last 5

D

8.7

2star

K

5.2

2star

HB

3.5

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

1.2

4star

D

6.0

1star

K

3.0

1star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.3

2star

T

0.3

1star

G

1.0

4star

D

9.0

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.6

3star

T

2.4

4star

G

1.8

5star

out....
hyphen out....
johnson&johnson out
tom mitchell out.....tom mitchell grandfather in

 

[Timmy from Thomastown]

i'd like to see mason cox board a plane for texas.... we could use one of those airports with the staircases and he could turn around at the top and wave...

Maybe he can recreate the final scene of Bend it Like Beckham at the airport and he can play the cameo of posh and Becks….. although a cameo perfomance would be an upgrade compared to his show last night.

 

[jmac70]

It’s amazing how a first up loss can get the frothers in a frenzy.

It’s like the flag never happened.

 

[neilk]

Sadly, our former captain has selfishly decided to go for another year when he is clearly past it. He should immediately retire and take an assistant coaching position at his childhood club of support-Melbourne.

 

[jmac70]

The Blair Memorial has exploded!

So many in the running now:
Cox, Moore, Johnson, Mitchell, Pendles, Schultz. Just to name a few.

 

[sr36]

Who can we sack immediately? I’ll feel better if someone loses their job, and is publicly humiliated. I don’t care who it is. Just hurry up and do it.

Cox and Johnson - limp and pathetic - our penises need viagra.

 

[Vicky Park]

Cox and Johnson - limp and pathetic - our penises need viagra.

I’m not going there.

Was thinking higher - a coach? An assistant will do at this stage.

Saw one in the hotel lift before the game. Wish now that I’d abused him instead of wishing him luck.

 

[sr36]

I’m not going there.

Was thinking higher - a coach? An assistant will do at this stage.

Saw one in the hotel lift before the game. Wish now that I’d abused him instead of wishing him luck.

The truth behind premiership hangovers is that it's not the players, it's the fans. We start to feel soft and cuddly about all our boys.

Don't want to sack any players after a loss? That there is a Premiership hangover.

Although sacking might not be the right strategy just yet.

I'd go with electric shock therapy to Mitchell and Pendles to see if it can make them able to run.

Ritual humiliation for Cox and Johnson

Give Moore a saline injection and tell him its a vaccine against boy germs so that he's willing to touch his opponent.


P.S. I still think that Dean is the first name of the bloke who mows the lawns.

 

[sr36]

There was a cult hero of Russian origin who was pretty bloody awful last night.

 

[noideaatall]

The Blair Memorial has exploded!

So many in the running now:
Cox, Moore, Johnson, Mitchell, Pendles, Schultz. Just to name a few.

Yes, shaping to be an exciting year, so many contenders.

I scored Frampton 1: we needed him down back and as a decoy up forward. Wasn't there! Markov 2: what he has done to that mo is criminal, and Schulz 3: Initially I thought it was the camera lens or angle. Took a while to realise the bloke is height challenged. Makes JB look like a virtual giant. We can look forward to years of him making leads and getting outmarked by a blade of grass. Reminds me of someone. My new favourite.

The astute posters have focused AJ but as has been pointed out not a contender when he's not in the team.

 

[sr36]

Yes, shaping to be an exciting year, so many contenders.

I scored Frampton 1: we needed him down back and as a decoy up forward. Wasn't there! Markov 2: what he has done to that mo is criminal, and Schulz 3: Initially I thought it was the camera lens or angle. Took a while to realise the bloke is height challenged. Makes JB look like a virtual giant. We can look forward to years of him making leads and getting outmarked by a blade of grass. Reminds me of someone. My new favourite.

The astute posters have focused AJ but as has been pointed out not a contender when he's not in the team.

I think Shultz is what you'd get if you put Checkers through an Oompa Loompa conversion machine. (I'm pretty sure that Bunnings stock them)

 

[sr36]

I'm an optimist who likes to look at the positives, so I'm only going to focus on the players I don't hate:

Bruzzy, Jordy (who was shit and is probably back to dreaming of pub fights) Checkers and Nick (despite the lack of mongrel.)

 

[Markfs]

It’s amazing how a first up loss can get the frothers in a frenzy.

It’s like the flag never happened.

its the worst loss in living memory....we are on a downward spiral. Of the teams that have played a game, we're second last

 

[Markfs]

I'm an optimist who likes to look at the positives, so I'm only going to focus on the players I don't hate:

Bruzzy, Jordy, Checkers and I'll include Nick despite the lack of mongrel.

The Bruz has been effectively neutered by the afl. His best is in the past.

 

[Looney]

i'd like to see mason cox board a plane for texas.... we could use one of those airports with the staircases and he could turn around at the top and wave...

Cox aint going anywhere. We need Cox against Grundy. I feel like Cameron is going to get easily out-bodied by Grundy in the ruck contests. Grundy's tactics aren't going to work on Cox because of his reach.

 

[sr36]

The Bruz has been effectively neutered by the afl. His best is in the past.

True. I also edited my post to point out that Jordy was shit and back to dreaming of pub fights rather than Pies flags. And let's face it we only like Checkers because he's a bit of a spud who tries really hard.