Mega Thread The Flat Earth Mega thread.

[Heisenberg_]

Flat Earth makes sense to anyone with a half functioning brain cell.
Unfortunately the flouride guzzlers have taken over the earth.

Can you actually make a post without attacking those with other viewpoints you hypocrite?

 

[cannot]

Can you actually make a post without attacking those with other viewpoints you hypocrite?

flouride guzzlers is top shelf

 

[Reppie]

Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication

It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the East
At least it settles in the final location
It's understood that Hollywood
Sells Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is that war you're waging?

[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft pr0n
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication

Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off station to station
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication

Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population everybody's been there and
I don't mean on vacation

[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft pr0n
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They're just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication

Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest
There is no test
But this is what you're craving

[Chorus:]
First born unicorn
Hard core soft pr0n
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication
Dream of Californication

 

[Heisenberg_]

Wow talk about clutching at straws using lyrics from a Red Hot Chilli Peppers song as evidence.
Really are struggling.
Let's not forget it was from a era they were hardly of a sound mind.

 

[Total Power]

This is hilarious stuff

 

[cannot]

Wow talk about clutching at straws using lyrics from a Red Hot Chilli Peppers song as evidence.
Really are struggling.
Let's not forget it was from a era they were hardly of a sound mind.

Day after day, alone on the hill
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still
But nobody wants to know him
They can see that he's just a fool
And he never gives an answer

But the fool on the hill
Sees the sun going down
And the eyes in his head
See the world spinning around

 

[Total Power]

We just need the Procrastinator35 to come here and share his wisdom on this issue. The 3 stooges above are entertaining but something is missing.

Round earth is a CIA conspiracy in real life.

 

[Werewolf]

The truth about the flat earth isn't being hidden from anyone.
All ancient cultures believed in the earth being flat.

The same ancient cultures that didn't have jet engines, lasers, computers, etc or some unknown cultures I haven't heard of?

I's all about denying that there being a creator and hence trying to delude people with this big bang pseudoscience garbage.
That being said people are free to believe whatever they like.

A globe Earth doesn't preclude the existence of a creator. A sphere is the most perfect 3D object. It is possible that humans were genetically engineered by advanced aliens long ago, then allowed to evolve ever since.

 

[cannot]

We just need the Procrastinator35 to come here and share his wisdom on this issue. The 3 stooges above are entertaining but something is missing.

Round earth is a CIA conspiracy in real life.

pfft that globehead

i thought everyone was blocked pettle

 

[Total Power]

pfft that globehead

i thought everyone was blocked pettle

You aren't darthtard is, you are way too entertaining for me to block you

 

[cannot]

The same ancient cultures that didn't have jet engines, lasers, computers, etc or some unknown cultures I haven't heard of?

some of the had amazing tech. and we have no idea about it

worthy of its own thread

A globe Earth doesn't preclude the existence of a creator. A sphere is the most perfect 3D object. It is possible that humans were genetically engineered by advanced aliens long ago, then allowed to evolve ever since.

sounds more far fetched than the OP ...

 

[Strapping Young Lad]

Quoting Red Hot Chilli Peppers Lyrics as some sort of statement....we've hit new levels of dumb.

They don't even believe in anything outside of California, let alone a flat earth.

 

[Total Power]

Quoting Red Hot Chilli Peppers Lyrics as some sort of statement....we've hit new levels of dumb.

They don't even believe in anything outside of California, let alone a flat earth.

Cannot was just trying to prove he can copy paste actually.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Quoting Red Hot Chilli Peppers Lyrics as some sort of statement....we've hit new levels of dumb.

They don't even believe in anything outside of California, let alone a flat earth.

Come on man it's clearly better evidence then the clearly fake ISS live feed.

 

[Reppie]

Quoting Red Hot Chilli Peppers Lyrics as some sort of statement....we've hit new levels of dumb.

They don't even believe in anything outside of California, let alone a flat earth.

Almost as dumb as believing the big bang.
Dumb as dog shit.
Welcome to the club and it's a big one.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Almost as dumb as believing the big bang.
Dumb as dog shit.
Welcome to the club and it's a big one.

Keep telling yourself that and you might believe it one day.
You seriously don't see how god damned ****ing idiotic it is to quote lyrics from a song that was written by a bunch of smackheads to prove the equally stupid theory that the earth is flat is?

 

[Reppie]

Keep telling yourself that and you might believe it one day.
You seriously don't see how god damned ******* idiotic it is to quote lyrics from a song that was written by a bunch of smackheads to prove the equally stupid theory that the earth is flat is?

Ok so why troll this thread then?

 

[Heisenberg_]

Ok so why troll this thread then?

Calling you out for one of the stupidest things I've ever read doesn't equal trolling.
Turn your computer off.

 

[Reppie]

Calling you out for one of the stupidest things I've ever read doesn't equal trolling.
Turnstupidest things I've ever rea your computer off.[/QUO
stupidest things I've ever read.
Please explain.

 

[Heisenberg_]

Quoting the lyrics from a RHCP song as proof.
That is next level stupid.

 

[darthbards]

Let's consider the Chilli Pepper concert light intermittion and move on.
I'd like to state my disapproval for them though at this point and state that them challenging TISM to a fist fight was rather silly.

 

[Reppie]

Quoting the lyrics from a RHCP song as proof.
That is next level stupid.

If you think it was proof you are a bigger buffoon than i thought.
Out trolled the trolls.
Too easy.

 

[cannot]

Keep telling yourself that and you might believe it one day.
You seriously don't see how god damned ******* idiotic it is to quote lyrics from a song that was written by a bunch of smackheads to prove the equally stupid theory that the earth is flat is?

the big bang is a bit strange when you think about it isnt it

who made up the big bang magik theory? oh a jesuit how surprising

 

[darthbards]

the big bang is a bit strange when you think about it isnt it

who made up the big bang magik theory? oh a jesuit how surprising

I've given up on the round earthers supplying proof about the Big Bang. We've completely lowered the bar now to a simple unedited photo or some video footage of the whole earth spinning,and have been presented with a partial earth and comments of what's wrong with that.

 

[Judd2Sewell]

I think I'll quote the Beach Boys I get around as proof of a round earth.