Games & Recreation The form slump thread

[r dub 19]

I stopped seeing her about three weeks later, mostly because she had a really stupid car (that's another story)

LOL

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Its true. ****ing thing had paw prints on it! Like she'd gone and bought these decals of paw prints and stuck them on the side. She was really into cats and dogs and shit and had gone and done this.

**** that. It is that kind of shit that provides an unerringly accurate snapshot of somebody IMO.

 

[premiers06]

Did you get a pic of the car?

 

[DB10]

did you do her in the car?

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

No, but she did have this dog - Vince his name was - and a few times I was shagging her only to feel this weird unsettling feeling and look over tosee Vince standing there watching.

 

[WALL-e]

Your missus?

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

her car was a shitty white hatchback and the paw prints were on thie side in black.

But you get the idea.

Great root though.

 

[r dub 19]

 

[ash_1050]

We have a drink and I suggest we head back to mine (this is oike at 9.30PM) and I was up her within about seven minutes of opening my front door. She kep saying it too: 'Nobody has ever done that to me before'. It was great. I could have told her to dress up in a clown suit and bark liek a dog while I did her and she would have agreed.

Quoted for lulz

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

It was a real insight for me. For the record, I'm not claiming any sort of stud status here. I do OK for myself, that's about it. There's this German girl I met in the Middle East on the way home who I would ****ing marry in a second and I tried every trick i knew by no dice.

We are however facebook friends so I retain some tiny glimmer of hope, however faint.

 

[r dub 19]

It was a real insight for me. For the record, I'm not claiming any sort of stud status here. I do OK for myself, that's about it. There's this German girl I met in the Middle East on the way home who I would ****ing marry in a second and I tried every trick i knew by no dice.

We are however facebook friends so I retain some tiny glimmer of hope, however faint.

Pics. She's not in australia = fair game to post.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Pics. She's not in australia = fair game to post.

No, because if she ever found out I had, it would ruin any chance I had.

And being the sad **** I am, I cling to the dream.

 

[r dub 19]

No, because if she ever found out I had, it would ruin any chance I had.

And being the sad **** I am, I cling to the dream.

 

[Mr Gor]

Haha who the **** makes these damn internet forum pictures

 

[Roos4eva]

Haha who the **** makes these damn internet forum pictures

Haha, yeah. There's always about ten new ones a day that I see.

 

[SweetLeftFoot]

Haha who the **** makes these damn internet forum pictures

 

[Damon_3388]

I stopped seeing her about three weeks later, mostly because she had a really stupid car (that's another story) but also because I was on my way to hers one Friday night when another girl texted me and I decided I'd try and throw one up her instead.

Like a hotdog down a hallway?

 

[Saint KFC]

Haha who the **** makes these damn internet forum pictures

Fred

 

[kwame]

went out last night after watching the footy.....not even a remote possibility of picking up......totally blind quite sure i disgraced myself on more than one occasion....then ended up at crown and donated 500 bucks to the packer family.

 

[J_Moore]

how much child pr0n does one end up seeing when scanning 4chan for those lolcats pictures?

 

[King Elvis]

Pretty much none.

 

[smiddaz123]

went out last night after watching the footy.....not even a remote possibility of picking up......totally blind quite sure i disgraced myself on more than one occasion....then ended up at crown and donated 500 bucks to the packer family.

This, minus the money.

 

[J_Moore]

Pretty much none.

Oh. I'd been led to believe that people were constantly putting it up there... For the lulz.

 

[raff23]

the only reason blokes are in a form slump is because they dont want to lower their standards to the bottom of the barrel if things get desperate or dont want their mates to find out they were with a scrubber or a whale. Its an ego thing, at the end of the day you want to be seen as a bit of an alpha male who can get girls if he wants instead of the no shame guy who can only get uglies or fatties. If you didnt care about any of that you would be picking up every time you went out.

 

[The_Bulldogs_Bite]

the only reason blokes are in a form slump is because they dont want to lower their standards to the bottom of the barrel if things get desperate or dont want their mates to find out they were with a scrubber or a whale. Its an ego thing, at the end of the day you want to be seen as a bit of an alpha male who can get girls if he wants instead of the no shame guy who can only get uglies or fatties. If you didnt care about any of that you would be picking up every time you went out.

And if I had **** I'd be a woman.

I'd rather a form slump than a whale and it's got nothing to do with an ego. I just don't/can't pick up uglies or fatties.