Games & Recreation The form slump thread

[raff23]

And if I had **** I'd be a woman.

I'd rather a form slump than a whale and it's got nothing to do with an ego. I just don't/can't pick up uglies or fatties.

thats my point mate you dont want to lower your standards like the majority of blokes dont. Id end the drought if it got really desperate and you are itching for a shag, wouldnt matter with who, a roots a root. Not at that stage yet but see what happens.

 

[Gus]

raff speaks the truth. Sort of. Pussy is pussy, and if you are itching for a root then fat chicks are possibly the easy option. Plus, they **** like it's the last one they are going to get.

Bang one and then hey presto, no more form slump. Just make sure your next pickup is an improvement.

 

[The_Bulldogs_Bite]

raff speaks the truth. Sort of. Pussy is pussy, and if you are itching for a root then fat chicks are possibly the easy option. Plus, they **** like it's the last one they are going to get.

Bang one and then hey presto, no more form slump. Just make sure your next pickup is an improvement.

It's a different, uglier, possibly more humiliating kind of form slump.

 

[Gus]

It's a different, uglier, possibly more humiliating kind of form slump.

Thats why bedrooms have windows. if you can convince her to climb out there, no one you live with has to know that you ****ed her.

Obviously the fatties are not the ones you brag about. Keep them on the down low.

 

[indieswan96]

Speaking from expeirience Gus?

 

[premiers06]

Thats why bedrooms have windows. if you can convince her to climb out there, no one you live with has to know that you ****ed her.

Obviously the fatties are not the ones you brag about. Keep them on the down low.

Problem I dont have a window in my bedroom, point still stands though

 

[Gus]

Speaking from expeirience Gus?

Regrettably, I had not thought of the window trick.

 

[BACCS]

Regrettably, I had not thought of the window trick.

So I'm assuming you still cop shit about it then?

 

[deeman12]

So I'm assuming you still cop shit about it then?

Welcome Baccs mate.

 

[Gus]

So I'm assuming you still cop shit about it then?

Luckily, my housemate is even more of a basket case with women than you.

If he tries to say something I just give him shit about his inability to talk to a woman, let alone sleep with her.

 

[Strike Swiftly]

Lower your standards bro. One of my mates is as fussy as they come, and never gets any. I bet your no oil painting. And if you are, girls don't care. Be confident, and **** at the first opportunity.

 

[premiers06]

Lower your standards bro. One of my mates is as fussy as they come, and never gets any. I bet your no oil painting. And if you are, girls don't care. Be confident, and **** at the first opportunity.

I think i did an update in this thread somewhere. Ever since I have posted this thread my form has been pretty good and have used the lowering my standards technique.

 

[Strike Swiftly]

Yeh I read through. I was replying to a different guy above. Good work on kicking goals.

As my old boss said, "Doesn't matter how hot a chick is, she still has two pounds of hot shit in her". Bit of a leveler for fussyness.

 

[raff23]

It's a different, uglier, possibly more humiliating kind of form slump.

nah i wouldnt see it that way, what does it matter anyway your never going to see her again, being attracted to someone you see as a potential partner is a bit different to trying to get a root out and about well it should be in other words, sussing out who to root shouldnt come down to how hot a chick is, most girls should be fair game in your mind. Guys should go out with the mentality of "a root's a root and f**k wat anyone else thinks"

 

[raff23]

Luckily, my housemate is even more of a basket case with women than you.

If he tries to say something I just give him shit about his inability to talk to a woman, let alone sleep with her.

i got a mate who has ridiculously high standards when it comes to girls yet is hopeless at even starting a conversation with them, hes never going to get any girl unless he at the very least starts at the bottom and works his way up building his confidence. I tell him all the time when were out "dude who cares if shes a dog/fat, you will never see her again and you get your d**k wet, win-win situation" hes not exactly an oil painting himself either, some guys need a reality check, its just not gonna happen with a hottie if your A. not hot enough and B. your not even trying to talk to them anyway, hopefully the message sinks in eventuallly.

 

[Gus]

i got a mate who has ridiculously high standards when it comes to girls yet is hopeless at even starting a conversation with them, hes never going to get any girl unless he at the very least starts at the bottom and works his way up building his confidence. I tell him all the time when were out "dude who cares if shes a dog/fat, you will never see her again and you get your d**k wet, win-win situation" hes not exactly an oil painting himself either, some guys need a reality check, its just not gonna happen with a hottie if your A. not hot enough and B. your not even trying to talk to them anyway, hopefully the message sinks in eventuallly.

Jesus, are we talking about the same person?

My mate is a screamo vocalist in a band so has all these little scene bitches up his arse, but he almost voluntarily friendzones himself cos he is chasing these birds that are around the 9/10 mark. And he genuinely thinks he is a chance, but all he does is send them long and deep emotional messages. And they do the same back. He does not get that just because he is their emotional sponge, does not mean they will eventually get with him.

The amount of chicks he could get vs the amount he does get (0) is enough to put me to tears.

He even had the nerve to say to me last week "Gus, i'm not even jealous of what you have been bringing home lately". I'm like yeah, ok 20 year old virgin. You are halfway to a Steve Carell movie (40 year old virgin).

 

[raff23]

Jesus, are we talking about the same person?

My mate is a screamo vocalist in a band so has all these little scene bitches up his arse, but he almost voluntarily friendzones himself cos he is chasing these birds that are around the 9/10 mark. And he genuinely thinks he is a chance, but all he does is send them long and deep emotional messages. And they do the same back. He does not get that just because he is their emotional sponge, does not mean they will eventually get with him.

The amount of chicks he could get vs the amount he does get (0) is enough to put me to tears.

He even had the nerve to say to me last week "Gus, i'm not even jealous of what you have been bringing home lately". I'm like yeah, ok 20 year old virgin. You are halfway to a Steve Carell movie (40 year old virgin).[/quote]
yeah my mate gives me shit when i hook up with fat or ugly girls and i usually just laugh at him, i couldnt give a crap what he thinks about the choices i make, im doing what i want to do to satisfy urges and i dont see a problem with that, if he is getting action from some hot birds than maybe i would pull back a bit but if hes too proud to lower his standards than thats his loss.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

lower your standards increase your average

 

[Duffman95]

raff speaks the truth. Sort of. Pussy is pussy, and if you are itching for a root then fat chicks are possibly the easy option. Plus, they **** like it's the last one they are going to get.

Bang one and then hey presto, no more form slump. Just make sure your next pickup is an improvement.

This man speaks truth.

Housemate managed to bang a fatty on Friday night to put an end to a month long slump. She sounded like an elephant walking around the house but good lord that was nothing compared to the noise she produced on the chop - didn't get a wink of sleep between 2 and 4am. He managed to get her into a cab around 7.30am, no numbers or last names exchanged, the way it should be done.

 

[hilly]

She sounded like an elephant walking around the house but good lord that was nothing compared to the noise she produced on the chop - didn't get a wink of sleep between 2 and 4am. He managed to get her into a cab around 7.30am, no numbers or last names exchanged, the way it should be done.

Endurance King. Kudos to your mate on the bolded parts.

 

[The_Bulldogs_Bite]

nah i wouldnt see it that way, what does it matter anyway your never going to see her again, being attracted to someone you see as a potential partner is a bit different to trying to get a root out and about well it should be in other words, sussing out who to root shouldnt come down to how hot a chick is, most girls should be fair game in your mind. Guys should go out with the mentality of "a root's a root and f**k wat anyone else thinks"

It varies from man to man. I couldn't give a toss what anyone thought, I just wouldn't enjoy nailing an elephant for the sake of it. As I said, it obviously varies. I've got mates who will jump at anything - good on 'em, but it ain't my thing.

By the way, it's not to say I only target 9/10's. Plenty of good 7's ... and seriously, 7's are the perfect number. Lots of level headed, 'DTF' (Superbad reference) women range in at 7.

 

[Gus]

7's are good. Less likely to be snobby bitches. I still prefer to just get whatever I can. Obviously I'll pass the really really bad ones up, but a little extra weight is nothing.

 

[BlowJobe]

It's been mentioned briefly but I'll add it anyway.

The key: Targeting different nationalities.

Anyone that has travelled North America or UK/Europe will know that picking up is easy to the point where you hardly have to try.

Obviously not everyone travels so my advice is head to places where these nationalities hang out when they come to Australia. Think Elephant & Wheelbarrow pubs, Pug Mahones, Bridie O'Reillys etc. or backpacker bars.

BlowJobe gurantees success at these places.

 

[ash_1050]

BlowJobe gurantees success at these places.

Money back guarantee?

 

[The_Bulldogs_Bite]

It's been mentioned briefly but I'll add it anyway.

The key: Targeting different nationalities.

Anyone that has travelled North America or UK/Europe will know that picking up is easy to the point where you hardly have to try.

Obviously not everyone travels so my advice is head to places where these nationalities hang out when they come to Australia. Think Elephant & Wheelbarrow pubs, Pug Mahones, Bridie O'Reillys etc. or backpacker bars.

BlowJobe gurantees success at these places.

Good call.

Backpacker bars own. Only been to a couple before heading out afterwards in Melbourne, but they're awesome. All kinds of win to be had in 'em.