Games & Recreation The form slump thread

[r dub 19]

Where are some good backpacker bars in perth? I've only been to hippe club. I've seen some new place in NB called something backpackers but you can't go in there?

 

[Pumbi]

I'm like yeah, ok 20 year old virgin. You are halfway to a Steve Carell movie (40 year old virgin).

Thanks Ben.

 

[raff23]

I think i did an update in this thread somewhere. Ever since I have posted this thread my form has been pretty good and have used the lowering my standards technique.

trust me mate its the way to go, when i can be bothered trying again i will be starting low just to get back into the groove so to speak and go from there, make sure they dont have mates with them and if they do make sure you have a wingman to do his thing.

 

[Jezzitizle]

Where are some good backpacker bars in perth? I've only been to hippe club. I've seen some new place in NB called something backpackers but you can't go in there?

Gotta pick the right nights in Perth, unfortunetly there isn't anywhere really dedicated to backpackers, although Mustang Bar does seem to have quite a few on a Saturday night. I think The Deen does it on Monday nights and there's a few places for Wednesday(I think possibly The Shed? I picked some up at Black Bettys on a wednesday night once, was years ago though probably wouldn't recommend it anymore haha). If you can be bothered heading down to fremantle then Friday nights at the Newport is cheap drinks night I believe (although that may be a uni night rather than backpackers, can't really remember). your only other option is to pay to stay the night in a backpackers with its own bar lol, I think there's a couple on Aberdeen St (there's atleast one, can't remember the name tho)

 

[Gus]

In a form slump: go on oasis active.

 

[raff23]

thought id start this thread up again by saying the slump has now reached epic proportions, 5 months to be exact and for some reason i dont feel that concerned, work and other personal issues have distracted me enough. But its reached a point now where it just has to happen otherwise it gets to a stage where you are technically a virgin again in terms of chatting up girls. next weknd im heading up to the country with the boys for some horseracing, the aim will be to mingle with as many girls as possible (at the very least get some numbers as well) and hopefully get a shag. Gotta make it happen they wont just help to end the slump for you.

 

[Gus]

In a form slump: go on oasis active.

Quoted just for you, raff. Break your slump with ease.

 

[raff23]

Quoted just for you, raff. Break your slump with ease.

or redhotpie, cant be bothered signing up though so thats plan b

 

[Gus]

or redhotpie, cant be bothered signing up though so thats plan b

Oasis is all free, unlike rhp where you have to pay to do some stuff.

 

[raff23]

Oasis is all free, unlike rhp where you have to pay to do some stuff.

yeah checked it out and all the good stuff you have buy a membership to get. Its a little different to the other dating sites because its pretty much strictly sex only type of thing so i guess thats what the restrictions are for.

 

[krusden]

Well we were in the same reigon but considering she was doing hen night stuff it would be pretty rich of her to be turned off. The only thing I can remotely think of is that I went to chat to one of my friends who had arrived (girl) who was standing by herself as she couldn't find us, which may have seemed like I was hitting on her. That's the only thing i can really think of

i think you shouldve wandered up or hung about and "accidentally" bumped into her iin the intervening time period.

and talking to your fiend wouldn't have helped. unless you shook her hand or something.

 

[raff23]

Oasis is all free, unlike rhp where you have to pay to do some stuff.

just joined oasis active just for the sake of it, ill check it out in a couple of days see wats going on.

 

[Wish Wellingtons]

If I have a form slump I will generally just lower my standards until it is ensured that I will score. You may want to hide the evidence if it is shameful, but get your form back slowly and steadily.

Hooking up consistently is the key, and if you are out of form you probably want to be looking to put together a few solid innings, not go out there and blast a run a ball hundred.

You always need a little luck pulling an absolute stunner, no matter who you are. Unfortunately, it sounds like lady luck has deserted you.

TL;DR: **** anything that won't reduce you to chronic self loathing, work your way back to the top.

 

[raff23]

It is amazing how truly accurate the treat em mean etc thing is.

I went on a date with this really hot blonde girl in Edinburgh. Didin't really like her but had just come out of a long term relationship and was up for stuff. And she was hot.

Anyway, she suggests this shitty bar on George Street (think Chapel Street), really not my scene. Then she's ten minutes late. Then fifteen. No text. Then 20.

So I'm like **** this, head out to my mate's bar to get ruined and try and pull som,eone else. Then she texts saying 'Oh, sowwy (you can imagine her stupid girly voice) I was late, but I'm here and I can't find you!"

I text back saying words to the effect of I'm not waiting 20 minutes for anyone, especially if they don't even text and tell me they'll be late. There's this like stunned virtual silence.

Then she rings and I say exactly the same thing. You can hear the shock in her voice as she gets told in no uncertain terms that I'm not putting up with that shit. Obviously, being pretty hot, she's used to guys doting on her and being able to get away with murder.

I get to my mate's bar and have a pint. About 20 minutes later, she rings again. She's all apologetic and she says 'You know. NOBODY has ever done that to me before!'

I detect opportunity in her tone so say, fairly off hand sounding, 'Well, I suppose I could give you a second chance' and tell her to come to the bar.

We have a drink and I suggest we head back to mine (this is oike at 9.30PM) and I was up her within about seven minutes of opening my front door. She kep saying it too: 'Nobody has ever done that to me before'. It was great. I could have told her to dress up in a clown suit and bark liek a dog while I did her and she would have agreed.

I stopped seeing her about three weeks later, mostly because she had a really stupid car (that's another story) but also because I was on my way to hers one Friday night when another girl texted me and I decided I'd try and throw one up her instead.

On topic: Yeah, whatever, root a fat chick, get a head transplant, I dunno. All I can say is that hanging out on here isn't going to arrest yopur form slump.

EDIT - I see you got your hole. Good work.

the treat them mean keep them keen only works if the guy is a good looking dude, it makes the chick feel she is missing out on a hot guy if he brushes her off so usually she tries to get him to come around. Hot girls want only hot guys as hot guys want only hot girls. If the guy was just an average guy she wouldnt give a crap if he brushed her off. Its easier for a hot guy to get a hot girl though as alot of hot girls are arrogant and getting turned down bashes the ego.