THE FREE MUSKETEERS - 2018 free kick count

[harry000]

Hey Bay

As you all know Gary Ablett Joonya has rejoined the flogs down at the cattery assembling what could be the greatest free kick winning trio of all time ‘The Free Musketeers’. All free of these players are known to dive, duck and basically sook it up every time an opposition player gets too close to them. And for some reason the umps seem to be sucked in by this.

So, in honor of the Free Musketeers, I have created this thread so that you fine folk at the bay can keep track of what could well be a history making season of sooking and whining by these free blokes.

What is a bench mark of success for these guys. I’m thinking the century is a good start. If the free musketeers can earn 100 free kicks between them this season it would be truly legendary!


Current Frees So Far This Season (games played in brackets)

Sooky Gablett: - 24 (19)

Patrick Whingerfield: - 56 (22)

Joel Duckwood: - 59 (23)

Combined Free Musketeers Total: - 139

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

Talk about a preemptive excuse.

 

[NorthernLights]

This bloke will certainly give it a push

 

[DapperJong]

Talk about a preemptive excuse.

No one really rates Geelong it's just about the frees mate.

 

[frggr]

This bloke will certainly give it a push

Haven't seen a pathetic flop like that since those Riewoldt photos surfaced.

 

[brett15]

Well they will be 2/3's handicapped with Dangerflop out this weekend, so this suggests the free count will improve later in the season

I think Melbourne have a chance of getting within 30 free kicks of Geelong

 

[harry000]

This bloke will certainly give it a push

A result of Norf thuggery going unnoticed all game so young Clayton took a leaf out of the free musketeers book as a last resort

 

[NorthernLights]

A result of Norf thuggery going unnoticed all game so young Clayton took a leaf out of the free musketeers book as a last resort

You consider that thuggery? How very Melbourne of you.

 

[frggr]

You consider that thuggery? How very Melbourne of you.

"But sir, he failed to doff his cap to me in the appropriate manner! What a ruffian!"

 

[Paul007]

With Whingerfield out Sooky and Duckwood will really need to lift. A conservative estimate for those two to get a pass this week is 6 free kicks total, anything less is a fail.

 

[NorthernLights]

"But sir, he failed to doff his cap to me in the appropriate manner! What a ruffian!"

"You mean they want us train?!?!? Balderdash!!"

 

[frggr]

"You mean they want us train?!?!? Balderdash!!"

"They expect me to leave my abode to go on a CAMP? Why, I'm calling my lawyer!"

 

[frggr]

With Whingerfield out Sooky and Duckwood will really need to lift. A conservative estimate for those two to get a pass this week is 6 free kicks total, anything less is a fail.

Well, you never know. Maybe Melbourne used the time they had left over from their camp to learn to tackle around the hips?

 

[frggr]

Ah and Dangerfield is a confirmed out

This will be your best chance, Melbourne.

 

[harry000]

Ah and Dangerfield is a confirmed out

This will be your best chance, Melbourne.

Best chance to beat you in the free kick count? Hmm yes, quite *strokes rich guy looking moustache*

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

It's like I'm in the game day thread already.

 

[harry000]

It's like I'm in the game day thread already.

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...fe-house-thread.1181472/page-15#post-54688207

Kitty safehouse thread if its too much friend

 

[Lunchlady Doris]

https://www.bigfooty.com/forum/thre...fe-house-thread.1181472/page-15#post-54688207

Kitty safehouse thread if its too much friend

lol if you think I give a toss about your thread

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

This bloke will certainly give it a push

Oliver's not that Hardy.

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Goddammit Harry, I can't decide between Option 1 and Option 4.

Still this has TOTY potential. Will get around the 150 mark.

 

[Austin_McCrabbs]

Sooky and Whingerfield and the Op didn't even go with Musketears

Disappointing.

 

[Jhye Clark 13]

No one really rates Geelong it's just about the frees mate.

Cool.

 

[harry000]

With Whingerfield out Sooky and Duckwood will really need to lift. A conservative estimate for those two to get a pass this week is 6 free kicks total, anything less is a fail.

Scott isnt playing either, hes usually good for a couple too, so they should get the majority of the attention!

 

[MAXIMUM GRUNDAGE]

Scott isnt playing either, hes usually good for a couple too, so they should get the majority of the attention!

Troy Pannell isn't named either. Surprising considering his standout performance against Essendon the other week.

 

[harry000]

Troy Pannell isn't named either. Surprising considering his standout performance against Essendon the other week.

Who is named? If its Mathew Nichols they could hit double digits in week 1