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[the avoca drover]

Just as you are exiting it as the doors close

Preferably a loud one, give them a bit of notice of what’s to come.

 

[sabso]

Preferably a loud one, give them a bit of notice of what’s to come.

Step out slightly and as the doors are closing thrust your arse back inside and leave them a gift

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Just as you are exiting it as the doors close

Gotta be careful with empty elevator farts. I do it on the way down all the time and 99% of the time, some young thing is entering whilst I have exited.

I pray we never see each other again

 

[TheJanuaryMan]

Maybe guests are becoming harder and harder to come across but with 18 club you could get a interesting past player from each club once a week easily.

Even if you discount GC and GWS at this stage.

Having to revert to Dave Hughes and Titus to fill spots is really harming the show.

Titus is the equivalent to Tom Glesiner. Can write funny material, but can't perform it out loud.

 

[caveman72]

Gotta be careful with empty elevator farts. I do it on the way down all the time and 99% of the time, some young thing is entering whilst I have exited.

I pray we never see each other again

Why would you waste it on an empty elevator. Better to let one rip in a packed one where they consider calling in a Hazmat crew

 

[The Golden Glenferrie]

Why would you waste it on an empty elevator. Better to let one rip in a packed one where they consider calling in a Hazmat crew

When they walk into an unsuspecting war zone as you Keyser Sose away

 

[BuddysBiggestFan]

Hughesy on the show again tonight…..

 

[Jane Doe]

Hughesy on the show again tonight…..

Thanks for the heads up. Will rearrange my sock draw tonight instead of tuning in

 

[Madas]

Hughesy on the show again tonight…..

Thanks for the heads up. Will rearrange my sock draw tonight instead of tuning in

I think the All Star boys tried their best to pulverise him

Alas ………

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

The Shaw boys are hilarious.

 

[voorhees]

The Shaw boys are hilarious.

they were entertaining
Tony would be a laugh at one of those sports nights

 

[the avoca drover]

they were entertaining
Tony would be a laugh at one of those sports nights

We had him at our local club a couple of years ago and he was pretty good. I thought he might have told a few more bawdy stories but it was a mixed event so he kept it on the straight and narrow.

 

[TheGoldPersons]

 

[GreekLunatic]

Santo is ok

 

[Sandgroper007]

Lawrence Mooney is about as funny as being kicked in the balls.

 

[blueboy25]

The moon man on this week......how good!!!!

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Just had to suffer through another totally unfunny and unclever segment from that idiot Lawrence Mooney. Let's hope Santo gives me something to laugh at. I thought it was meant to be a comedy program!!!

 

[BuddysBiggestFan]

Worst episode for the year by far.

 

[Deathray]

Crawford again for some channel cross promotion and then Santo again. What a guest appearance let down.

 

[voorhees]

Just had to suffer through another totally unfunny and unclever segment from that idiot Lawrence Mooney. Let's hope Santo gives me something to laugh at. I thought it was meant to be a comedy program!!!

it was a struggle to view

 

[shaqsuns]

This show has run its race. A bit like the footy show, its time to move on

 

[Madas]

The joke about the Rwandan family with a picture of Charlie Curnow

35

Charlie Curnow

Age

28

Ht

194cm

Wt

94kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

13.3

3star

K

9.7

4star

HB

3.6

3star

M

5.3

5star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.3

5star

No current season stats available

D

10.8

3star

K

6.4

3star

HB

4.4

4star

M

3.2

4star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.8

4star

was pretty funny though

 

[Registered User]

People might be tiring of it, but it still rates extremely well. It's usually just out of the top 10 shows nationally, with just over 1.1 million viewers, and a couple of times it's nudged 1.3 million

 

[MJG14]

It's still a good watch when there is a decent guest. Harry Taylor is an odd unit but he was great value a few weeks ago. Tony and Heath Shaw

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Heath Shaw

Age

40

Ht

183cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

21.0

5star

K

15.8

5star

HB

5.2

4star

M

6.3

5star

T

2.4

4star

MG

472.4

5star

D

14.5

3star

K

11.0

4star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.6

3star

MG

244.0

4star

D

13.4

4star

K

9.6

4star

HB

3.8

3star

M

5.8

5star

T

1.4

4star

were good last week too. Those type of guests are best for the show format, but the show has been around for a few years so they're probably running out.

Hopefully the GF edition will be good.

 

[RAPPA]

If Santo is paid per word spoken he’d be a millionaire. Turns a one word answer into a detailed monologue.