The FUNNIEST post you've ever read on BigFooty.

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JA27

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#27
  1. good effort from our bears friend size matters on the main board replying to a hird joke in the albert proud thread.


    The name Albert is cursed.


    You're a flog if you are referring to Albert Namatjira.... take your racism somewhere else. Our people have enough on our plate and we don't need internet trolls thinking they are top stuff behind their keyboards.



 
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Romping Wins was amazing to watch unfold.

GD Had some epic threads back 3 or 4 years, a few involved doxing nearly everyone and things got pretty raw there for a while.
 

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This one:

I was out on Sat night having a good time with my mates at a night club in Chapel Street. What a blur!

I could feel the beat deep inside me, I was..energised on the dancefloor. I felt.. alive. I looked around and saw other people feeling the music too, one guy looked at me and I nodded and he nodded back, then he leant in and spoke to his friend and I did a little kick move I had been perfecting.

My friend txtd me - 'This place is killer' - then 5 later - 'I think my drink was spiked, in srs trouble, pls come'.

I shook my head and laughed and did a little double kicker, huge move - perfect execution. I look around to see if someone saw it that I could not to, noone, whatever.

I walk upstairs to the smoking area, I see security rushing to the toilet. A girl bumps into me and I turn to look at her as she walks passed me down the stairs. She says 'watch it'.

In the smoking area I ask most of the guys if they have a 'smokka' (classic nickname for smokes). They tell me to 'go away' or 'get ****ed'. I see a girl sitting by herself and I approach her. She tells me her friends left and that they called her a 'fat bitch'. I tell her sometimes the truth hurts. She cries and I put my arm around her and she tells me to '**** off loser'.

Was I in? I found on facebook but not sure if I should add.
 

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Thread starter #40
rich supporters acquiring yarryn in the trade then labelling him as the missing link to a premiership.
 

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#41
I don't know about the funniest comment, but funniest thread I've ever been a part of was the match day thread of the 2nd Semi in the VFL against Sandy.

In a nutshell, it went like this.

TD called everyone a bandwagoner of the VFL.

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Copped heaps of criticism. Then told robertg22 to "get stuffed ass-hold" lol. Then had a spat with 76woodenspooners.

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Then Robert tidied it up with the go to "Longeron" post. View attachment 198760

Then Marshy did his hamstring and it soured the mood! Had a great laugh that day. Especially after TD went over to his random thoughts thread and gave Rob and I a spray.

Can laugh about it now!

Haha - yes this was a good one.. the meltdown by TD was epic.

As for the funniest... Mofra's bottom 50 on the Bay is pretty amazing - thoroughly recommend:

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/mofras-bottom-50-2015-edition.1111757/
 

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#42
I quite liked this one from the way back machine in 2010. The curse of the know-it-all.

....dispose of the ball aswell.

Ball / O'Bree
Disposals 19.6 / 21.8
Kicks 9.2 / 10.4
Hb 10.4 / 11.4
Marks 3 / 2.6
Goals .2 / .2
Tackles 5.8 / 4.8
Inside 50's 2.3 / 2.4
Assists .4 / .4
Contested possessions 8 / 8
Uncontested 12 / 14
Disposal efficiency 67% / 71%

I don't give a shit what Ball did 5 years ago Roscoe, so you can forget any former first round pick ten year key position players.
http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threads/luke-ball-is-shane-obree-only-he-doesnt.642540/
 
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