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[Ant Bear]

The Gentlemen's Club

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For several seasons, the Boy's Club, a shadowy, sinister group of powerful figures who hide their identities and plot the downfall of fellow Qootiers away from the auspices of the forums. In FaceBook chat rooms so secretive that a password is required to enter, they plot, and conspire to sway opinions to their agendas.

But there is a revolution! The Gentlemen's Club has arisen from the downtrodden elite of the SFA, and the movement is becoming irresistible.

Now, the Gentlemen's Club has thrown open it's doors to a very limited number of new members. Do you have what it takes to become a Gentleman? Do you yearn to quaff the finest single malts whilst reclining on plush leather lounges and puffing on a pipe, in front of an open fire of cherry-logs? Does the insanity of Sweet fuel a desire to withdraw to a safe palace, surround yourself with like-minded individuals and be insulated from the outside qworld?

Should you desire to apply for Membership of The Gentlemen's Club, please complete the following questionnaire and send by PM to my inbox. Complete privacy is assured, and please remember that an application may be rejected by the Gentlemen's Club Executives on the most spurious grounds. The Gentlemen's Club is an equal-opportunity organisation - ladies are not excluded from applying. The Executive will consider your application over a brandy and reply within 24 hours.

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Yes, I would like to apply to join the Gentlemen's Club. ​

Name:
S24 Club:
How many games have you played?:
Are you a flog?:
Have you ever been in the Boys Club?
What are your thoughts on having Sweet FA members as 'friends' on your personal facebook?
GlenGrant or Glenfiddich?
Williams Chase or Martin Millers?
Cognac or Armagnac?
Pirate Life or Hope Brewhouse?
Montecristo or Partagas?
Liv Tyler or Jennifer Lawrence?
Stevie Nicks or Taylor Swift?
George Clooney or Taylor Lautner?
Axl Rose or Don Henley?
Shane Warne or Mark Taylor?
Roger Federer or Nick Kyrgios?
Giggler or chuckler?
Scruncher or folder?
Stand or sit?
Make us laugh. Please tell a good joke:

Thank you for your interest. The Executive Committee will consider your application and respond within 24 hours​

 

[_Cayz_]

Cognac or Armagnac?

Armagnac all day, every day. Cognac is just plain swill in comparison.

 

[Ant Bear]

Armagnac all day, every day. Cognac is just plain swill in comparison.

Don't give it away, Number 3...oops, I mean _Cayz_

 

[Paddles_]

In FaceBook chat rooms so secretive that a password is required to enter

I don't think you know how Facebook works

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

I'm already in the campaigners club.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

I'm already in the campaigners club.

You're in the boys club?

 

[Rodney Dangerfield]

You're in the boys club?

I'm in the campaigners club. The campaigners club makes people in the boys club cry.

 

[_Cayz_]

I don't think you know how Facebook works

This is the Gentlemen's club?

What kind of gentleman frequents facebook.

 

[Blacky]

Where do I sign?

 

[spookism]

Where do I sign?

Please.
Form a gentlemanly queue behind me, good sir.

 

[Ant Bear]

This behaviour will not be accepted.

 

[Oddhawk]

Please.
Form a gentlemanly queue behind me, good sir.

 

[HaroLad]

I don't know what to say.

 

[SweetD]

Bunch of uptight sissy's.

 

[JackNah_8]

Gentlemen's club, not sure about this group thing so I'm not applying...and I don't like some of the questions.

 

[Matele]

This is the Gentlemen's club?

What kind of gentleman frequents facebook.

I keep my Twitter and Art of Manliness tabs open constantly. How highbrow am I?

 

[Noidenous]

 

[Golumless]

Good clubs don't have an application form, their members are cherry picked from the rabble.

 

[_Cayz_]

I keep my Twitter and Art of Manliness tabs open constantly. How highbrow am I?

A gentleman only LinkedIn's.

 

[Matele]

A gentleman only LinkedIn's.

****! I had it in there and changed it because it felt too business-y. God ****ing dammit!

 

[cats2rise]

That's such a long questionnaire. Eugh.

 

[Ant Bear]

That's such a long questionnaire. Eugh.

Several applications before the committee already.

 

[brahj]

The smell of rich mahogany covers the stench of desperation quite well.

Good show.

 

[zackah]

Finally my true calling!

Yes, I would like to apply to join the Gentlemen's Club. (lol jokes, **** off you minnow flogs)

Name: zackah
S24 Club: #destinationclub
How many games have you played?: just over a hunge
Are you a flog?: Why yes. Yes I am.
Have you ever been in the Boys Club? I'm not supposed to talk about it.
What are your thoughts on having Sweet FA members as 'friends' on your personal facebook? Meh. Its better than having your feed full of cat vids.
GlenGrant or Glenfiddich? Neither. Ardbeg
Williams Chase or Martin Millers? I don't now what this is.
Cognac or Armagnac? Cognac (and not the cheap shit)
Pirate Life or Hope Brewhouse? Huh? Sounds like hipster beers. **** off.
Montecristo or Partagas? You're just making up words now.
Liv Tyler or Jennifer Lawrence? Which one was in LOTR? (no geek)
Stevie Nicks or Taylor Swift? If anyone answers Tay Tay to this they should be publicly castrated
George Clooney or Taylor Lautner? I don't know who the second one is
Axl Rose or Don Henley? Eagles FTW (plus have you seen Axl now?)
Shane Warne or Mark Taylor? Warney - both fat campaigners but at least Warney owned it
Roger Federer or Nick Kyrgios? Kyrgios (come @ me)
Giggler or chuckler? Is this a sex pun?
Scruncher or folder? Exactly what type of club is this?
Stand or sit? Depends on what I am doing. If it is anything other than getting a drink, then sit.
Make us laugh. Please tell a good joke: No. You will recruit me because I am awesome. I don't answer to demands flog and you will do well not to make this mistake again.

 

[JackNah_8]

Finally my true calling!

Yes, I would like to apply to join the Gentlemen's Club. (lol jokes, **** off you minnow flogs)

Name: zackah
S24 Club: #destinationclub
How many games have you played?: just over a hunge
Are you a flog?: Why yes. Yes I am.
Have you ever been in the Boys Club? I'm not supposed to talk about it.
What are your thoughts on having Sweet FA members as 'friends' on your personal facebook? Meh. Its better than having your feed full of cat vids.
GlenGrant or Glenfiddich? Neither. Ardbeg
Williams Chase or Martin Millers? I don't now what this is.
Cognac or Armagnac? Cognac (and not the cheap shit)
Pirate Life or Hope Brewhouse? Huh? Sounds like hipster beers. **** off.
Montecristo or Partagas? You're just making up words now.
Liv Tyler or Jennifer Lawrence? Which one was in LOTR? (no geek)
Stevie Nicks or Taylor Swift? If anyone answers Tay Tay to this they should be publicly castrated
George Clooney or Taylor Lautner? I don't know who the second one is
Axl Rose or Don Henley? Eagles FTW (plus have you seen Axl now?)
Shane Warne or Mark Taylor? Warney - both fat campaigners but at least Warney owned it
Roger Federer or Nick Kyrgios? Kyrgios (come @ me)
Giggler or chuckler? Is this a sex pun?
Scruncher or folder? Exactly what type of club is this?
Stand or sit? Depends on what I am doing. If it is anything other than getting a drink, then sit.
Make us laugh. Please tell a good joke: No. You will recruit me because I am awesome. I don't answer to demands flog and you will do well not to make this mistake again.

Kyrgios..now that's a good pick