The Glorious Blue Salt Thread

[Chronz]

SOS to offer him a one year deal at base rate ... so Blues get squat ...... then revise the contract later to up the cashola and length

Delicious Blue Salt

You've been missing this season Sarcoidevo. Was hoping for a Feldmond update.

 

[Sarcoidevo]

You've been missing this season Sarcoidevo. Was hoping for a Feldmond update.

Disturbing update Chronz

Corey is now identifying as a Baby Seal and has changes his allegiances from Richmunt to Carlolton

He has also changed his name to Corey Farlton

 

[Sarcoidevo]

BREAKING NEWS

There has been a huge concentrated blue salt breakout due to a flood of angry tears in Melbourne's northern inner suburbs mainly centered around Lygon St with hundreds of people hospitalised due to extreme hyponatremia

Health authorities believe the worst is yet to come and hospitals across Melbourne are readying themselves for an influx of thousands more distressed & aggrieved Carlolton supporters.

UPDATES TO COME

 

[Chronz]

Disturbing update Chronz

Corey is now identifying as a Baby Seal and has changes his allegiances from Richmunt to Carlolton

He has also changed his name to Corey Farlton

BREAKING NEWS

There has been a huge concentrated blue salt breakout due to a flood of angry tears in Melbourne's northern inner suburbs mainly centered around Lygon St with hundreds of people hospitalised due to extreme hyponatremia

Health authorities believe the worst is yet to come and hospitals across Melbourne are readying themselves for an influx of thousands more distressed & aggrieved Carlolton supporters.

UPDATES TO COME

These are very concerning updates. I look forward to reading further developments in your great fred.

 

[Mofra]

I endorse the important public service with that this thread provides.

 

[Purple Suit]

Thoughts Elmo?

This is how he announced to his team mates, except he said "I'm leaving" and they all cheered.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Carlton falling apart is always funny.

 

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Do the blues even have any ruckman aside from pittonet?

SOSj?

Oh… nevermind